# I Pit Split\_p\_j

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 7, 2021, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620 "2021-05-07T22:08:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 31

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/602 "2024-01-23T22:28:02Z")

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> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> But I say descendants of US chattel slavery perceive white people in the US as racists and get pitted.

No, you were not. You were pitted for claiming that you had sources showing that black people are leaving the Democratic party due to wanting stronger immigration policy. But then you provided sources that said nothing of the sort. And yet you obstinately pretend otherwise.

You have a habit of this. It is why you were originally pitted. You claimed to have sources that proved that some BLM guy lied on a form, when you had nothing of the sort.

I personally don’t actually believe you were calling all white people racist. But that’s entirely irrelevant to why you were pitted.

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/603 "2024-01-23T22:33:24Z")

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I had sources with the polling, but the post i linked to just said the same thing with no cite and no one said shit.

So, I guess discussing how people feel is ok when talking about those countries but not the US.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/604 "2024-01-23T22:39:38Z")

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No. No you didn’t. All the things you cited said nothing like you claimed.

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/605 "2024-01-23T22:43:51Z")

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I did say that, I said young black people in the US, in reference to the US election.

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/606 "2024-01-23T23:02:51Z")

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Fine, you got the mods to shut down my thread. It doesn’t really change anything, except to prove you cannot have a discussion on this board now.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/607 "2024-01-23T23:05:27Z")

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> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> Fine, you got the mods to shut down my thread.

I did??? Uhh, that was all you big guy!

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/608 "2024-01-23T23:23:39Z")

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Uh, no. I was pissed to see a p&e thread in IMHO, and talked to aspenglow, who asked me to toss it over the fence to p&e. That was purely among us mods. I just now see that y’all are talking about it here.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/609 "2024-01-23T23:39:37Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> That was purely among us mods.

Mwahahahaha, my mind control powers have surpassed even my greatest expectations!  
Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station . . . err, brain!

 

[![](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1769319890723526148/F83082167B125763AF32693A6775E9C8280040AC/?imw=64&imh=36) ](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1769319890723526148/F83082167B125763AF32693A6775E9C8280040AC/?imw=64&imh=36)

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/610 "2024-01-23T23:53:06Z")

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controlmanymods

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/611 "2024-01-24T14:17:28Z")

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@crowmanyclouds is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/612 "2024-01-24T15:03:19Z")

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I keep parsing his handle as **Split\_pbj** -my mom would typically cut the sandwich diagonally. Mmm jelly…

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/613 "2024-01-25T15:05:05Z")

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Me, too! I’ve been cutting back on carbs and I really miss my usual lunch. A “Split PB&J” is comfort food…

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/614 "2024-01-25T16:40:13Z")

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> [@John\_DiFool](#):
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> I keep parsing his handle as **Split\_pbj**

You’re parsing it correctly I’m sure.

PJ’s profile “name” is “split p&j”, which heavily implies that it means “split peanut butter and jelly”. (That’s if you spell “peanutbutter” incorrectly as one word.)

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/615 "2024-01-25T16:48:59Z")

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In before: Split\_p\_j explains that _peanutbutter_ is in fact the correct spelling and the only reason White people spell it _peanut butter_ is because they’re racist against George Washington Carver.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/616 "2024-01-25T17:10:25Z")

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I don’t personally believe that, but you have to be blind not to see that a lot of people do believe it. Mark my words, the perceived jellyism of american liberals will cost them in November. All because they just ignored the needs of peanutbutter-americans.

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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/617 "2024-01-25T17:18:44Z")

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> [@Stratocaster](#):
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> It’s this piece that’s unsupported by anything except your assurance that you alone on this board know what’s up.

Hey don’t listen to what you see and hear, listen to him.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/618 "2024-01-25T17:22:11Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> I don’t personally believe that, but you have to be blind not to see that a lot of people do believe it. Mark my words, the perceived jellyism of american liberals will cost them in November. All because they just ignored the needs of peanutbutter-americans.

You joke, but [here’s a cite](https://www.al.com/spotnews/2014/01/bankruptcy_judge_approves_1800.html) that White Americans are morally bankrupt when it comes to his legacy.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/619 "2024-06-27T22:40:18Z")

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Well guess who’s back trolling away in the “Trump’s reported increases in minority-voter support are - at best - heavily exaggerated” P&E thread. Somehow I thought he was banned but I guess he just took a 5 month break.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/620 "2024-06-27T22:58:34Z")

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I can’t prove that it’s a paid operative account whose money ran out 6 months ago.  
One that had funding restored this week due to the debate tonight.

I can’t prove that at all…

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/621 "2024-06-27T23:25:24Z")

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