# I Pit Split\_p\_j

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 7, 2021, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620 "2021-05-07T22:08:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/61 "2021-05-28T00:37:25Z")

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I know you think your post makes look dumb but it’s people in the .001% We cant point to any one individual because like I said, they think as a group but it’s not one or even a few people trying to control things.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/62 "2021-05-28T00:38:27Z")

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So the old “conspiracy is so tight, the evidence is that there isn’t any” trope?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/63 "2021-05-28T00:38:29Z")

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I will make this _real_ easy for you. Here is a list of the 250 richest people in the word:  
[Richest 250 People In the World (therichest.com)](https://www.therichest.com/top-lists/top-250-richest-people-in-the-world/)  
Point out the ones you are talking about.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/64 "2021-05-28T00:39:30Z")

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> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> I know you think your post makes look dumb

You seem to be cornering that market all by yourself.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/65 "2021-05-28T00:41:05Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> People who aren’t **split\_p\_j** , I have no idea why you would bother engaging with this loony conspiracy theorist.

I found it enlightening. No surprises but it was a good confirmation of what the core issue is. Specifically it is this.

> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> I can see how a rational person could doubt the experts in your hypothetical situation, and think they are part of the cover up

This is where reason and fantasy diverge and it is the point of no return.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/66 "2021-05-28T00:43:48Z")

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Hey, just curious: [do you still think Cosby is innocent?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/me-too-is-bs/851737)

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/67 "2021-05-28T00:44:44Z")

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Well that’s the list pick a name any one or all of them. You were trying to say we don’t know who they are but we do.

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/68 "2021-05-28T00:45:01Z")

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Most definately

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/69 "2021-05-28T00:48:24Z")

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> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> Well that’s the list pick a name any one or all of them. You were trying to say we don’t know who they are but we do.

All of them are in on this vast conspiracy? The people on THAT list are ALL in on a secret conspiracy?  
You bring dipshittery to a whole new level.

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/70 "2021-05-28T00:48:35Z")

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Look miller you can’t just give someone a drug and knock them out, more likely nothing would happen or you’d kill them. It’s all bullshit, if he was doing that on a regular basis there would be dead bodies stacked up due to wrong doses.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/71 "2021-05-28T00:50:25Z")

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Are there any topics at all you _aren’t_ utterly ignorant about?

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/72 "2021-05-28T00:51:41Z")

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I just said how on one is in on anything. I’ve basically always said that. That is your baggage that you are trying to put on me thinking every one has to be in on it.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/73 "2021-05-28T00:53:25Z")

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This isn’t a private conversation where you can get away with claiming that what you said wasn’t said at all. Your lies are here for all to see.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/74 "2021-05-28T00:53:34Z")

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These are just the frontmen. The people with the real money pay them a few hundred billion to take the heat.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/75 "2021-05-28T00:54:17Z")

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The guys who own whole planets, right? 😁

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/76 "2021-05-28T00:54:49Z")

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Ok if it’s that easy to sedate a person what the fuck do we need anesthesiologists for. I’ll just slip you a lude and call it a day.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/77 "2021-05-28T00:54:52Z")

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They own the dark matter

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/78 "2021-05-28T00:58:30Z")

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> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> Ok if it’s that easy to sedate a person what the fuck do we need anesthesiologists for. I’ll just slip you a lude and call it a day.

Shut up, stupid.

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/79 "2021-05-28T01:03:43Z")

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Thats it? How could he have possibly known the amount of drugs to give all of them to have the same, by their account, results

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/80 "2021-05-28T01:04:40Z")

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Holy shit! You really are a dope.

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