# I Pit Split\_p\_j

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 7, 2021, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620 "2021-05-07T22:08:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1422 "2025-01-29T20:20:38Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> Do you understand that?

That’s a rhetorical question isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1423 "2025-01-29T20:21:08Z")

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Sure, whatever. More attacking me personally with nothing to say. Yes, I’m an asshole I know and admit it.

No one cares about JFK, or MLK in 2025, every one knows that what ever they say now is bullshit. There is hardly any one alive today that had a real understand of the times. My mother is fucking 80 years old, and even she doesn’t remember MLK really. It just sounds good to say those names now.

He did have access to the Epstein files though, that is real, that is current. He didn’t release them though.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1424 "2025-01-29T20:22:41Z")

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MLK had access to the Epstein files? This shit goes deeper than I thought.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1425 "2025-01-29T20:28:08Z")

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I remember MLK. Maybe your memory is going.

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1426 "2025-01-29T20:28:12Z")

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Yes fuck off too, you know damn well I mean Trump won’t release Epstein files. Rubes like you are part of the problem.

There are very few people around today that know anything about those times with MLK or JFK or RFK. It doesn’t mean anything now.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1427 "2025-01-29T20:30:26Z")

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Trump isn’t releasing the Epstein files because of me? I feel drunk with power.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1428 "2025-01-29T20:31:22Z")

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> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> There are very few people around today that know anything about those times with MLK or JFK or RFK.

Could you, maybe, try to stop projecting things about you onto other people?

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1429 "2025-01-29T20:32:20Z")

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I’m 53, you remember MLK,? To remember the actual times. I think you need to be at least 20 years old.

For example, I was alive during Nixion, Ford, and Carters Presidencies, but I don’t claim I lived through them.

I’m mean live, you may have been alive.

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1430 "2025-01-29T20:34:18Z")

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I’m like one of the older posters on the board, you can’t claim a time just because you were alive during it.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1431 "2025-01-29T20:36:00Z")

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> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> I’m like one of the older posters on the board, you can’t claim a time just because you were alive during it.

> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> I’m 53

I’m sixty fucking one. So, no, you are not of the older posters on the board.

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1432 "2025-01-29T20:36:23Z")

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I can claim from Clinton.

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1433 "2025-01-29T20:37:46Z")

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That’s like nothing, you are only 8 years older than me, so yes I am one of the older people on this board. You can’t claim you lived during those times. You were alive.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1434 "2025-01-29T20:39:15Z")

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And I remember WIN buttons and watching Nixon getting on “Marine One” for the last time.

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1435 "2025-01-29T20:40:09Z")

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And you were sucking off your mothers tit. You were not living, and do not understand the times.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1436 "2025-01-29T20:41:24Z")

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> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> And you were sucking off your mothers tit.

No, it was your mother’s tit!

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**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1437 "2025-01-29T20:43:30Z")

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I get it now. You were one of the older guys us kids looked up to in the mid- late 80’s. I don’t mean any disrespect.

I’m just saying the MLK’s and JFK’s are from a different generation. You can claim the '80s, I can’t.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1438 "2025-01-29T20:47:59Z")

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> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> I don’t mean any disrespect.

Yes, this,

> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> And you were sucking off your mothers tit.

drips ~~milk~~ respect.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1439 "2025-01-29T20:48:03Z")

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> [@split\_p\_j](#):
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> No one cares about JFK, or MLK in 2025, every one knows that what ever they say now is bullshit

I, for one, would be extremely interested in anything JFK or MLK say now. Dead people saying anything at all is quite rare.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1440 "2025-01-29T20:49:33Z")

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Did you mention in your flag that in his last suspension notice that split\_p\_j was specifically noted to absolutely avoid 9/11 CTs? Because @Aspenglow didn’t mention it when modding the thread to avoid hijacks.

> [@Suspension for 7 days for split\_p\_j for continued problematic posting and Conspiracy Theory posts](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/suspension-for-7-days-for-split-p-j-for-continued-problematic-posting-and-conspiracy-theory-posts/1007136):
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> [split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j/summary) has garnered 4 warnings and far too many modnotes to continue posting as they have. When they returns they must not post Conspiracy Theory posts and especially 9/11 CT posts. Recent History of Warnings: This is a warning for posting in a thread you were banned from. Warning for these pair of posts. Off-topic in both cases. Do not post off-topic, even as a reply. This entire thread appears to be an attempt to end run a prior topic ban in the thread referenced below. B…

> **When they returns they must not post Conspiracy Theory posts and especially 9/11 CT posts.**

Additional quote and bolding mine for emphasis from the suspension note.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2025, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-split-p-j/941620/1441 "2025-01-29T20:53:41Z")

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A violated topic ban?  
That’s no way for one of the oldest posters on the board to lose their posting privileges!  
We can all enjoy the irony of the future banning being totally self inflicted.

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