# I pit Stranger on a Train

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 17, 2017, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671 "2017-04-17T21:57:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/1 "2017-04-17T21:57:24Z")

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This has been a long time coming. I pit Stranger for consistently awesome posts on a truly staggering variety of subjects, from ICMBs to foreign relations to, now, martinis. Said posts are always thoughtful, engaging, erudite, patient, and uniformly ignorance-fighting. They often display wit and always display careful consideration and knowledge that is both broad and deep. If Stranger was also a great pianist, world-class lover, and philanthropist, I would not be a bit surprised. I would, however, be even more inclined to the pitting, for all the above reasons.

So outstanding are the posts that I suspect that Stranger is a reverse sock-puppet, that is, a consortium of experts posing as a single poster. Since I have no evidence for this suspicion and am a small and petty person jealous of such wisdom, into the pit!

Put another way, thanks, Stranger, for all your work here.

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**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/2 "2017-04-17T21:58:25Z")

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And Stranger spells better than I do, too.:smack:

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/3 "2017-04-17T21:59:53Z")

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A stranger pitting we shall not see.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/4 "2017-04-17T22:02:29Z")

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Yeah, that guy is an asshole\*!

\*_Anybody smarter than me_

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/5 "2017-04-17T22:06:36Z")

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So true. Come for the rocket science, stay for the political humor.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/6 "2017-04-17T22:11:22Z")

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I approve of this Pitting. If anything, it doesn’t go far enough.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/7 "2017-04-17T22:35:58Z")

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His posts are even better if you imagine them being read by Alfred Hitchcock.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/8 "2017-04-17T22:40:28Z")

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I heartily endorse the OP.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/9 "2017-04-17T22:49:04Z")

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> [@Kropotkin](#):
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> And Stranger spells better than I do, too.:smack:

I hear he has a nice caboose.  
mmm

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**Author:** ![Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enter_the_Flagon)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/10 "2017-04-17T23:16:32Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> I hear he has a nice caboose.

Let’s not derail the thread. 🙂

When I see **Stranger** ’s name in the Last Post column, I click that thread. Knowledgeable MF’r, he.

And when he took some time off after the POTUS election, I cried like an allergic lamb caught in a bear trap in an underground cave.

In a volcano. On Mercury.

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**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/11 "2017-04-17T23:21:31Z")

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I always imagine he works for NASA.  
Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/12 "2017-04-17T23:26:10Z")

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I always imagined Brain Surgeon. Well, until recently…

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/13 "2017-04-17T23:32:23Z")

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I saw this thread title, and said to myself, “what, is someone going to pit him for giving too many informed, detailed responses?”.

I guess so.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/14 "2017-04-17T23:33:58Z")

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His posts are pretty good. I usually read them. 😉

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/15 "2017-04-17T23:39:16Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I saw this thread title, and said to myself, “what, is someone going to pit him for giving too many informed, detailed responses?”.
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> I guess so.

Yeah, I was thinking, ‘‘OP, this is not going to go well for you…’’

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**Author:** ![1iLeft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/1ileft/32/4114_2.png) [@1iLeft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1iLeft)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/16 "2017-04-17T23:41:04Z")

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I net him once. In a plane. He was normal.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/17 "2017-04-17T23:49:46Z")

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> [@1iLeft](#):
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> I net him once. In a plane. He was normal.

Was he the pilot? And the entire crew? And did he build the plane with his own hands?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2017, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/18 "2017-04-17T23:51:25Z")

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I’ve met him at a Dopefest. Dude’s a flaming asshole with delusions of adequacy.

Oh, wait. That’s me.

**Stranger** ’s an alright chap.

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**Author:** ![1iLeft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/1ileft/32/4114_2.png) [@1iLeft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1iLeft)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/19 "2017-04-18T00:00:51Z")

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> [@1iLeft](#):
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> I net him once. In a plane. He was normal.

Shit! Has anyone ever noticed the _n_ and _m_ look a little bit alike? And, they’re located next to each other on the keyboard.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2017, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-stranger-on-a-train/784671/20 "2017-04-18T00:07:35Z")

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So you’re saying he was “mornal?”

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