# I pit the azalea

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-azalea/240725>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 18, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-azalea/240725 "2004-04-18T22:36:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-azalea/240725/41 "2004-04-22T13:18:56Z")

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> [@AndrewT](#):
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> But is it highry quarrified?

Now _THAT’S_ funny! (I think I love you.)

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**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-azalea/240725/42 "2004-04-22T15:33:35Z")

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> [@Kalhoun](#):
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> Rockle Rocks!! Thanks for the tip! I’ll be hitting the nursery in the next couple weeks.

Thank you very much! I do my best. But just in case … if anything goes terribly, terribly wrong, please let me know and I will send you some of my mom’s “magic dirt.”

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-azalea/240725/43 "2004-04-22T20:11:44Z")

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Cinnammon Girl: [hijack]Hi neighbor! [/hijack]

Howdy from a fellow Buckeye.

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**Author:** ![Aghris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2004, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-azalea/240725/44 "2004-04-22T21:33:33Z")

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English is not my first language, and I have no idea what it means, but _mulching_ just sounds… nasty. Probably good for gardening, but by the way it sounds, I wouldn’t do it to a bug, let alone to something actually worth living. Please do not fight my ignorance, I have no wish knowing what it means.

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**Author:** ![Random](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/57b2e6/32.png) [@Random](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Random)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2004, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-azalea/240725/45 "2004-04-23T05:06:03Z")

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> [@Aghris](#):
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> Please do not fight my ignorance, I have no wish knowing what it means.

No problem. You probably should avoid the felching threads then, too.

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