# I pit the bride from hell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-bride-from-hell/287270>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 29, 2005, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-bride-from-hell/287270 "2005-01-29T11:03:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-bride-from-hell/287270/101 "2005-02-07T07:53:26Z")

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> [@fessie](#):
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> If you’re going to have a wedding, you’ve got to face the bedfarts.

I call sig line!

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**Author:** ![robotic\_panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed8c4c/32.png) [@robotic\_panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robotic_panda)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-bride-from-hell/287270/102 "2005-02-07T09:51:27Z")

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> [@Harimad-sol](#):
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> Og damn it, **robotic\_panda** , get out of my head! That’s exactly what I want, except for two small details. I’m not all that fond of barbecue chicken (I’m leaning toward chicken-fried steak) and I have to wear pure white, all the more to slob it up. That’s been my plan since I was about eleven and still thought boys were icky.

Double wedding! Lets go halves on some kegs. And I decided instead on Chick-fil-A nuggets. I’ll just uh, throw a bit of parsley around them. For you though… I suppose you were wanting non-paper plates for your fancy meal, _princess_? 😃

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-bride-from-hell/287270/103 "2005-02-07T10:03:33Z")

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> [@robotic\_panda](#):
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> Double wedding! Lets go halves on some kegs. And I decided instead on Chick-fil-A nuggets. I’ll just uh, throw a bit of parsley around them. For you though… I suppose you were wanting non-paper plates for your fancy meal, _princess_? 😃

Nah, just so long as we have those thick paper plates. You ever tried to cut a chicken-fried steak on a regular paper plate? I tell you, it’s a good thing I only plan to wear that dress once! 😃

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**Author:** ![robotic\_panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed8c4c/32.png) [@robotic\_panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robotic_panda)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2005, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-bride-from-hell/287270/104 "2005-02-07T10:49:43Z")

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> [@Harimad-sol](#):
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> Nah, just so long as we have those thick paper plates. You ever tried to cut a chicken-fried steak on a regular paper plate? I tell you, it’s a good thing I only plan to wear that dress once! 😃

[bender]  
I’m gonna have my own wedding, with beer, and gambling, and fried chicken! In fact, forget the wedding!  
[/bender]

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