# I pit the dumbfuck that ran into my girlfriend's car **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 17, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631 "2005-10-17T18:43:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/1 "2005-10-17T18:43:29Z")
Yeah, bitch. You were in a big hurry, weren’t you. The way it went down: My girlfriend was at a gas station fueling up. She took the opportunity to clean her windshield. Goatfelcher in big pick-em-up truck waiting for gas shouts at her that “this isn’t a carwash, lady!” Girlfriend rightly tells the guy that the squeegees aren’t there for show. Guy gets mad, attempts to swing big truck around to get to another pump. Guy scrapes car, driving by. Guy apologizes, saying he shouldn’t have been in such a hurry. No shit. You think? Maybe a little human decency would have sufficed? Then maybe you wouldn’t have damaged two vehicles because of what a hurry you were in and how desperate you were to prove that you do not have a small penis, and diven up your insurance premium in the process? Fucker. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/2 "2005-10-17T19:46:15Z")
Did your girlfriend request the video from the gas station? Cause That’d be funny, and I’m sure his insurance agent would love to see it too. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/3 "2005-10-17T19:47:01Z")
Ya had me right up until the small penis part. This guy drop trou’ in front of your girlfriend, or what? Or just a gun rack in the cab? ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/4 "2005-10-17T19:50:20Z")
Well, he did at least apologize for being an asshole. He was probably horribly embarassed. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/5 "2005-10-17T22:19:31Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > Well, he did at least apologize for being an asshole. He was probably horribly embarassed. With good reason. > [@UncleBeer](#): > > Ya had me right up until the small penis part. Just an exrapolation based on vehicle and behavior. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/6 "2005-10-17T23:02:01Z")
> [@CynicalGabe](#): > > Just an exrapolation based on vehicle and behavior. :: Looks out the window at his humble 1983 Corolla. Admires the bulge in his trousers. Nods, Chuckles, moves on to the next thread :: ---
**Author:** ![abbeytxs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@abbeytxs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abbeytxs)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/7 "2005-10-17T23:20:00Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > :: Looks out the window at his humble 1983 Corolla. **Admires the bulge in his trousers**. Nods, Chuckles, moves on to the next thread :: So Inigo, how ya doing? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2005, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/8 "2005-10-17T23:43:51Z")
> [@CynicalGabe](#): > > Then maybe you wouldn’t have damaged two vehicles because of what a hurry you were in and how desperate you were to prove that you do not have a small penis, and diven up your insurance premium in the process? > > Fucker. Don’t premiums usually go up for both involved, no matter who’s at fault? ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/9 "2005-10-18T00:16:29Z")
> [@World Eater](#): > > Don’t premiums usually go up for both involved, no matter who’s at fault? Not in California, or at least mine didn’t after the accident I was in that was not my fault. ---
**Author:** ![MLS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MLS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MLS)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/10 "2005-10-18T00:17:40Z")
Not in New Jersey, either. ---
**Author:** ![SusanStoHelit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@SusanStoHelit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SusanStoHelit)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/11 "2005-10-18T00:36:25Z")
> [@World Eater](#): > > Don’t premiums usually go up for both involved, no matter who’s at fault? AFAIK, that only happens in no-fault states. ---
**Author:** ![JerH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bb73d2/32.png) [@JerH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JerH)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/12 "2005-10-18T03:05:21Z")
Was your girlfriend cleaning her windshield while the gas was pumping, or was she blocking a pump she wasn’t using? Because the latter would put her solidly in the “selfish” category if she was keeping someone else waiting. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/13 "2005-10-18T04:28:13Z")
> [@JerH](#): > > Was your girlfriend cleaning her windshield while the gas was pumping, or was she blocking a pump she wasn’t using? Because the latter would put her solidly in the “selfish” category if she was keeping someone else waiting. She was pumping gas while washing. ---
**Author:** ![Dynation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de0a6/32.png) [@Dynation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dynation)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/14 "2005-10-18T09:29:47Z")
Oh how sweet, i bet your the guy that tries to start a fight with ANYONE that talks to her while your out arent you? You probably beat her aswell. What? its ok for you to jump to conclusions? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/15 "2005-10-18T13:22:37Z")
> [@CynicalGabe](#): > > Just an exrapolation based on vehicle and behavior. In other words, prejudice. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/16 "2005-10-18T13:38:35Z")
> [@UncleBeer](#): > > > [@CynicalGabe](#): > > > > Just an exrapolation based on vehicle and behavior. > > In other words, prejudice. No, just painting another mural. I’d have more sympathy if the guy had not apologized and the damage were not being paid for. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/17 "2005-10-18T13:49:46Z")
> [@Maus Magill](#): > > No, just painting another mural. > > I’d have more sympathy if the guy had not apologized and the damage were not being paid for. I suppose. But being a gun owner, and hearing that stupid penis-size-compensation bullshit all too frequently, is wearing. No matter how it’s used. So, forget what I said, Gabe. I was out of line and acting on my own prejudices. ---
**Author:** ![crazyjoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@crazyjoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazyjoe)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/18 "2005-10-18T15:16:40Z")
> [@SusanStoHelit](#): > > AFAIK, that only happens in no-fault states. Not really…if you’re in an accident where fault was determined (ie it was clearly the fault of the other driver) then your premiums (depending on your carrier) will not go up. This is more a case of the individual insurance carrier’s policies than state policies. No-fault states just mean that each person carries coverage for his/her own vehicle, and their insurance is who pays out after an accident. The insurance companies can then go after each other after an accident to colect deductibles, and such. ---
**Author:** ![beergeek279](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@beergeek279](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beergeek279)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/19 "2005-10-18T15:36:59Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > :: Looks out the window at his humble 1983 Corolla. Admires the bulge in his trousers. Nods, Chuckles, moves on to the next thread :: If I had the money, I’d print up bumper stickers that say “I’m just undercompensating for penis size” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631/20 "2005-10-18T17:09:38Z")
> [@Dynation](#): > > Oh how sweet, i bet your the guy that tries to start a fight with ANYONE that talks to her while your out arent you? > > You probably beat her aswell. Wait, lemme check, no. so… fuck you. [nitpick] _as well_ [/nitpick] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-dumbfuck-that-ran-into-my-girlfriends-car/326631.md?page=2)