# I Pit the Entire BBQ Pit Community **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 31, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161 "2010-08-31T17:33:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/61 "2010-09-01T14:56:35Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > > [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > > > …played with the most beautiful and intelligent 21-month-old in the world… > > You know what’s sad? In 15 years she’ll know her dad is completely full of shit. Or you’ll ruin her, like you did your own brain and turn her into an empty, unthinking puppet. Either way, sad. And by then, people will want to fuck her! And she’ll want to fuck them! She… Oh, wait, the “your daughter will get sexed” is a Dio trigger. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/62 "2010-09-01T15:11:15Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > > [@Giraffe](#): > > > > **Rand Rover** is just a doughy Internet blowhard, nothing more. > > Yeah, but according to some earlier post of his, he’s apparently been able to persuade some poor unfortunate to fuck him and has procreated. Even doughy blowhards get lucky. Yep, I certainly did get lucky. But I’m not doughy in the least. I’m probably a world-class bodybuilder by SDMB standards. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/63 "2010-09-01T15:19:04Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > > [@Chefguy](#): > > > > Yeah, but according to some earlier post of his, he’s apparently been able to persuade some poor unfortunate to fuck him and has procreated. Even doughy blowhards get lucky. > > Yep, I certainly did get lucky. But I’m not doughy in the least. I’m probably a world-class bodybuilder by SDMB standards. Not to mention your Silver Star for when you went in and single-handedly rescued the president from ninjas. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/64 "2010-09-01T15:44:19Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > > [@Chefguy](#): > > > > Yeah, but according to some earlier post of his, he’s apparently been able to persuade some poor unfortunate to fuck him and has procreated. Even doughy blowhards get lucky. > > Yep, I certainly did get lucky. But I’m not doughy in the least. I’m probably a world-class bodybuilder by SDMB standards. Do you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes? ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/65 "2010-09-01T15:44:51Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Oh, wait, the “your daughter will get sexed” is a Dio trigger. Never mind. I laughed. Tears-in-my-eyes laughed. > [@Zeriel](#): > > Not to mention your Silver Star for when you went in and single-handedly rescued the president from ninjas. You get hamburgers for that, not Silver Stars. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/66 "2010-09-01T15:51:19Z")
[QUOTE=gonzomax] You never get bored being a complete and total ass. [/QUOTE] Nope…it never gets old. There are always new facets of assness, new aspects of complete-atude to explore. Totality though…totality is just an unattainable goal, a chimera, ever on the horizon. I continue to strive to be a complete and total ass. Perhaps someday… > [@](#): > > And you are nearly always flat wrong. Coming from you I’ll take this as a compliment. I’d be worried if you thought I was ever right. -XT ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/67 "2010-09-01T15:54:06Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > But I’m not doughy in the least. I’m probably a world-class bodybuilder by SDMB standards. Oh yes, I’m sure you’re an Adonis. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/68 "2010-09-01T15:58:13Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > > [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > > > But I’m not doughy in the least. I’m probably a world-class bodybuilder by SDMB standards. > > Oh yes, I’m sure you’re an Adonis. :dubious: By SDMB standards. 'Cause we’re all lazy internet fatties. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/69 "2010-09-01T16:12:35Z")
Hey, \*I’m \*a lazy internet skinny. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/70 "2010-09-01T16:17:06Z")
I get plenty of exercise just hauling my Massive Internet Penis from place to place. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/71 "2010-09-01T16:21:09Z")
To paraphrase from America’s Sweetheart: Can I jus’ say somethin’ please? Escuse me. Wha’ was said about my penis on the screen… that is completely false. Completely! I am extremely well hung. They call me tripod! I will submit to a physical inspection right now! -XT ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/72 "2010-09-01T16:30:35Z")
Anyone else hear that? Sounded like a wife, snorting in derision… ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/73 "2010-09-01T16:38:20Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Wrong again, jackass. I’ve thought about my theory from first principles on up, and I’ve posted the whole melange in several different threads. That, I think, is your problem. You started with an axiom and built a huge house of cards on top of it. You can’t face the fact that some of your opinions are based on rubbish, so you deflect and run away like a stupid bitch. You treasure your axioms so much that you lash out to defend them, even against reality. > [@](#): > > You just think I’m unthinking because I don’t say (for example) “oh, you say that health care is a right, so the government must provide UHC? Oh wow, ot I see the light, let’s get some UHC up in our USA!!” That’s not what I said. Aside from UHC you’re wrong on a lot of stuff. An intelligent person would look at the data and realize that UHC is much, much more efficient than our system. But you can’t take that because it is in contravention to one of your untested beliefs. So you rage against it. You’re a dog with a soup bone. Someone reaches for it, and you growl. > [@](#): > > The kind of crowd you hang out with are easily swayed by your bullshit baseless asertions. I’m not. Which demonstrates precisely the opposite of what you are saying. I’m swayed by facts and reality. That’s the difference. You chose an ideology and look for things to support it. I, and many others look for things on which to build our ideologies. I’m sorry you’re so fucking wrong, I actually feel for you. But it’s your choice to live in ignorant fantasy, and no one else is to blame for your manifold failures. There are plenty of things that can be argued, like the right amount to tax people. But you argue against facts, that’s what’s shitty. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/74 "2010-09-01T16:40:14Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Anyone else hear that? Sounded like a wife, snorting in derision… That was actually a concussive queef, caused by the unrelenting mega-pistoning he just gave her. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/75 "2010-09-01T17:18:41Z")
Lobo, can you give us some examples of the facts I argue against? No links necessary, just a recitation would suffice. Thanking you in advance. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/76 "2010-09-01T17:20:53Z")
I bleieve this thread is folding in on itslef, some sort of gordian knot mated with a mobius strip. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/77 "2010-09-01T17:22:24Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > He’s hardly the only dick on the board, and in my opinion, he’s far from the worst one. Yep. And one of the nice things is that people don’t take him seriously, so that no matter how dickish he may be I can just be amused rather than wonder who might be suckered. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/78 "2010-09-01T18:02:20Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > That’s right. All of you MFers! > > Why? > > For engaging and debating **Rand Rover** as if anything rational can come from his other side. It is a complete waste of time. I suggest when Rand Rover posts something infuriatingly tone deaf, wrong and mronic (or simply whenver RR posts), ignore it, act like it is never there. Or better yet, treat it as some form of perfromance art, read it with a bongo drum, beatnik style, snap your finger for approval and move on. In addition to totally failing at drawing attention _away_ from Double R, this OP says way more about you than it does him. As a public service to you: Never read the comments on YouTube or the IMDB, that would really set you off. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/79 "2010-09-01T18:12:19Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > \ > > Oh, wait, the “your daughter will get sexed” is a Dio trigger. Never mind. I’m picturing that like sexing a baby chicken - turn her over and examine her closely. > [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > \I’m probably a world-class bodybuilder by SDMB standards. So, actually able to walk to your car and back? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161/80 "2010-09-01T18:56:40Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] Anyone else hear that? Sounded like a wife, snorting in derision… [/QUOTE] To continue the America’s Sweetheart theme: \: And yes, his penis is larger than a roll of quarters…um, it’s, um, almost too big. Really. 😃 -XT [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-entire-bbq-pit-community/552161.md?page=5)