# I pit the goat felching douchenozzle(s) who blew up the Boston Marathon **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 15, 2013, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788 "2013-04-15T20:38:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/1 "2013-04-15T20:38:43Z")
I can’t even come up with anything more eloquent than the title. What the fuck? Stupid, ignorant psychopath(s). I’ll be very surprised if this isn’t some horribly conceived “tax day protest”. :rolleyes: This is some fucked up shit right here. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/2 "2013-04-15T20:45:20Z")
Whatever sick fuck individual or group did this, I’ll lay odds that 1 year from now, 20% of Americans will remember it as “Muslim terrorists”. Double this if Fox News plants the seed early and repeats it often enough. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/3 "2013-04-15T20:47:43Z")
Well, they did promise us “second amendment remedies”. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/4 "2013-04-15T20:53:40Z")
Couldn’t we wait until we find out who it is so we can use the appropriate slurs? It’s really hard to spew hatred at someone unidentified. I don’t know if I should be insulting their religion or their politics. Crap, a third explosion at the library. Anyway, if I’m going to go all medieval batshit crazy on these guys I want to know who they are first. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/5 "2013-04-15T21:02:48Z")
This will be very interesting, if true: [Investigators have a suspect — a Saudi Arabian national — in the horrific Boston Marathon bombings, The Post has learned.](http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/authorities_under_suspect_guard_y2m8cJO29uC2PDGIjYBalO) If indeed this is a Saudi national who did this - I don’t think it will go well for that country. People seem to have forgotten who the men were who did 9/11. This will remind them which country they came from. If it is not, and this is a false lead… Well then it will be interesting to see who screwed up the reporting. ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/6 "2013-04-15T21:05:49Z")
I wonder if he’s a suspect just because he’s a Saudi national. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/7 "2013-04-15T21:07:05Z")
Nobody else is reporting that. Maybe Murdoch’s people are trying to, um, “shape public opinion” in their usual way? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/8 "2013-04-15T21:19:30Z")
Boston is, for the moment at least, [a no-fly zone. > [@](#): > > The agency said in a notice issued Monday about an hour after the explosions that a no-fly zone with a 3.5-mile radius has been created over 811 Boylston Street. The zone is limited to flights under 3,000 feet in altitude, which is lower than most airliners would fly except when taking off or landing. > > The notice says the no-fly zone is effective immediately, and will remain in effect until further notice. ]([http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US\_BOSTON\_MARATHON\_NO\_FLY\_ZONE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-04-15-16-45-57](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_BOSTON_MARATHON_NO_FLY_ZONE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-04-15-16-45-57)) ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/9 "2013-04-15T21:25:38Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Nobody else is reporting that. Maybe Murdoch’s people are trying to, um, “shape public opinion” in their usual way? Well, it does make a more compelling headline compared with “Brown Foreign looking man Among the Injured” ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/10 "2013-04-15T21:28:15Z")
I’d be surprised if it was anything other than right-wing domestic terrorism. I mean, when you make your general graph of foreign/domestic, left-wing/right-wing terrorism the only two obvious choices right now are right-wing foreign and right-wing domestic. This, while apparently rather ambitious if there were multiple devices planted, doesn’t feel foreign to me. What it does feel like is right-wing domestic, especially with the timing. You have: Tax day, Patriots day, and the week of the 20th anniversary of Waco along with what we know so far about how it was done. I could be wrong, but if you asked me right now to put down money, that’s the way I’d bet. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/11 "2013-04-15T21:31:06Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Boston is, for the moment at least, [a no-fly zone.](http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_BOSTON_MARATHON_NO_FLY_ZONE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-04-15-16-45-57) That’s a common ATC action when there are a lot of emergency aircraft in an area (police, firefighting, Coast Guard ops, whatever). Pretty sure that radius lets Logan operate. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/12 "2013-04-15T21:34:23Z")
Yeah, they note now that commercial flights would be well above the 3000’ limit if they happened to cross the restricted zone. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/13 "2013-04-15T21:36:39Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > Crap, a third explosion at the library. Current reports seem to be backing away from this being related. It may have just been an unrelated fire. Like 9/11, this will probably take some time to sift through to find the reality. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/14 "2013-04-15T21:36:42Z")
Bugger! What a way to learn of a breaking headline! The Pit scoops 'em all! ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/15 "2013-04-15T21:37:28Z")
As pointed out in the other thread, [Boston Police Say NY Post is Full of Crap](http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/boston-police-no-arrests-have-been-made-in) ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/16 "2013-04-15T21:40:24Z")
My first WAG is domestic terrorism. Which is horribly sad. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Absolute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Absolute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absolute)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/17 "2013-04-15T21:40:27Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Well, they did promise us “second amendment remedies”. Other than your pathetic grasping to find another emotional tragedy to exploit to push your spiteful political agenda, what does this have to do with the 2nd amendment? ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/18 "2013-04-15T21:45:16Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Like 9/11, this will probably take some time to sift through to find the reality. No doubt. Everything is speculation at the moment. We might get false claims of responsibility, and specious accusations as well. I expect anything can happen at this point. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/19 "2013-04-15T21:45:30Z")
Well, it is Boston. Maybe somebody felt that their 3rd Amendment rights were being violated. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/20 "2013-04-15T21:46:13Z")
> [@Absolute](#): > > Other than your pathetic grasping to find another emotional tragedy to exploit to push your spiteful political agenda, what does this have to do with the 2nd amendment? You should be asking that of the people threatening the use of it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788.md?page=2)