# I pit the goat felching douchenozzle(s) who blew up the Boston Marathon **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 15, 2013, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788 "2013-04-15T20:38:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/341 "2013-04-19T12:55:07Z")
> [@Peremensoe](#): > > I’ve never heard of any. All right, there _could_ be individuals with any inclination you like, in any country. But Caucasian Muslims are culturally much more akin to the sort of secular Muslims you find in Eastern Europe and Turkey, rather than the doctrinaire Arabic species. That’s true; however, from personal experience, if people with one religion end up fighting an extensive conflict with people of another religion, even if the conflict originally had noting to do with religion, religious extremists tend to pop up on both sides of the conflict, especially the losing side. War messes people up. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/342 "2013-04-19T12:58:19Z")
Local TV just interviewed the Tsarnaev’s uncle - they’ve been in the area since about 2001, went to Cambridge public schools. He hints that Tamerlan (26) deserved to die (!), but doesn’t know what happened to Dzhokhar (19). **Debaser** , you’d do well to review the posts you’re condemning so you’d be able to characterize them reasonably accurately without embarrassing yourself further. Word to the wise, hmm? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/343 "2013-04-19T13:20:10Z")
> [@Debaser](#): > > So it was Chechen Muslims. What makes you think they are Muslims? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/344 "2013-04-19T13:25:49Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Anyone else find it really weird that they let a hostage go after setting off a bunch of bombs and murdering a cop? Actually–and sadly–I don’t find it that weird. Shooting the hostage would be doing killing someone, an actual human being, up close and personal. A cop, on the other hand, seems to not be considered a real live human being, or at least not a real live human being worthy of consideration as a human being. And the bombing was not up close and personal for the culprits. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/345 "2013-04-19T13:25:54Z")
Fox News article just randomly threw in there, “believed to be Muslim” but didn’t bother to say who believed that or why. Funny. Even if they are Muslim, silly to put that in a report without the source. ---
**Author:** ![Werekoala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7993a0/32.png) [@Werekoala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Werekoala)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/346 "2013-04-19T13:26:25Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > What makes you think they are Muslims? Sorry it wasn’t white male right-wing gun-loving Christians protesting taxes… I know this ruined SO many people’s week. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/347 "2013-04-19T13:32:11Z")
“doing killing” of course should be “killing”. ---
**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/348 "2013-04-19T13:33:59Z")
> [@Werekoala](#): > > Sorry it wasn’t white male right-wing gun-loving Christians protesting taxes… I know this ruined SO many people’s week. Eat shit moron. ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/349 "2013-04-19T13:42:00Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > What makes you think they are Muslims? The media has been reporting it. ---
**Author:** ![Tee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@Tee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tee)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/350 "2013-04-19T13:45:52Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Did \*anybody \*have “Chechen separatists” in the pool? Not here we didn’t, but we did have “foreign student of privilege” and “no stranger to the area”. Also “Muslim”, which remains to be seen. People did not need the help of the media to surmise that. ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/351 "2013-04-19T13:46:41Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > **Debaser** , you’d do well to review the posts you’re condemning so you’d be able to characterize them reasonably accurately without embarrassing yourself further. Word to the wise, hmm? I know I’m never going to get through to you. You are too dishonest and stupid. But this situation just might get some other liberal posters on the board to open their minds just a bit. A guy can hope, right? ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/352 "2013-04-19T13:48:35Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > What makes you think they are Muslims? > **[Deadspin | Everything We Know About Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Dead Bombing Suspect](https://deadspin.com/heres-everything-we-know-about-tamerlan-tsarnaev-the-476415081/)** > > Deadspin | Everything We Know About Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Dead Bombing Suspect ---
**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/353 "2013-04-19T13:49:18Z")
… ---
**Author:** ![tellyworth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@tellyworth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tellyworth)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/354 "2013-04-19T13:49:34Z")
AP [says](http://bigstory.ap.org/article/stories-2-brothers-suspected-bombing) Dzhokhar listed his world view as Islam on his Vkontakte page. Whatever that’s worth. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/355 "2013-04-19T13:58:06Z")
> [@Debaser](#): > > I know I’m never going to get through to you. You are never going to make the attempt to understand what you’re being told rather than what you want to think you hear, are you? Your form of ignorance, although common, is too pernicious to be effectively fought, sadly. The best we can do is identify and quarantine it. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/356 "2013-04-19T14:02:03Z")
> [@Debaser](#): > > You are so far gone politically, that you automatically knee jerk to blame the Tea Party out of partisan blindness. INB4 Chechen Tea Partiers. ---
**Author:** ![Werekoala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7993a0/32.png) [@Werekoala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Werekoala)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/357 "2013-04-19T14:17:33Z")
> [@Baal\_Houtham](#): > > Eat shit moron. Touche. ---
**Author:** ![Blkshp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blkshp/32/7135_2.png) [@Blkshp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blkshp)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/358 "2013-04-19T14:46:02Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Did \*anybody \*have “Chechen separatists” in the pool? Nope, nobody had crazy siblings either. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/359 "2013-04-19T14:50:17Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > What makes you think they are Muslims? To be fair, a guy named “Tamerlan” is not likely to be a Lutheran. ---
**Author:** ![Blkshp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blkshp/32/7135_2.png) [@Blkshp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blkshp)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788/360 "2013-04-19T15:01:37Z")
It will be interesting to see which sterotype these guys get branded as because they plausibly have characterisitics of several. But again, I haven’t heard any official confirmation of the their views on abortion. No joy for the Tea Party haters either, The TP official terrorist attack tally remains: 0 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-goat-felching-douchenozzle-s-who-blew-up-the-boston-marathon/655788.md?page=19)