# I pit the mods for their heartlessness (RO) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 3, 2008, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558 "2008-06-03T00:02:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/1 "2008-06-03T00:02:18Z")
Yesterday, midafternoon-ish, a brave and noble Guest to these parts, in a generous show of selflessness, posted a helpful and appreciated link that was, within minutes, deleted by a cruel, heartless, unthinking, and anonymous moderator. The topic? “Free hardcore porno movies.” The mouseover from the front page showed a lengthy address, far too much to memorize, but by the time I clicked on it, less than two minutes after the thread had been posted, the thread had already been deleted. Free hardcore movie porn, lost forever. Thank you oh-so-much you moderators. Do you know how hard it is to find pornography? On the internet? At this hour? I don’t know which of you monsters deleted that thread, but I am relatively sure it was one of the female ones. A male moderator, who might have felt that his duty would require him to eventually delete it, might have put a response with a mod warning or something. Stall for time. Allow a number of people to reach that Holy Grail of the Internet - free hardcore pornographic movies. And if it \*\*was \*\* a male moderator who deleted the thread, I have to ask, what’s it like to scratch down there when there are no testicles? It’s been a day now, and I finally feel like I’m able to talk about it. In the minutes after the Great Disaster, I kept hitting my back button, hoping that maybe it was a mistake, maybe someone, somewhere, was playing a cruel joke. Then the bargaining, the guilt, the anger. I spent the last 12 hours curled up in a fetal position in my bed. A moderator has taken a wonderful gift and torn it away. I hope you’re happy. You made me cry. Damn you, anonymous moderator. Damn you to hell. ---
**Author:** ![Stringer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Stringer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stringer)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/2 "2008-06-03T00:20:21Z")
There, there, I have some free hardcore porn for you: _[Link deleted by Moderator]_ ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/3 "2008-06-03T00:25:34Z")
[QUOTE=Stringer] There, there, I have some free hardcore porn for you: _[Link deleted by Moderator]_ [/QUOTE] Again!? Why, if I weren’t already getting my subscription for free… :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/4 "2008-06-03T00:25:54Z")
Although I don’t know which of my Nazi co-moderators carried out the heartless censorship, allow me to apologize on their behalf. What can we do to make it up to you? Do have any interest in satisfying her like never before? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/5 "2008-06-03T00:54:52Z")
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**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/6 "2008-06-03T00:58:13Z")
The link worked just fine for me. Are you sure it isn’t just your connection? ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/7 "2008-06-03T01:39:17Z")
I enjoyed the rant. There was a thread in IMHO a few weeks back that included cleverly-disguised url’s to good free sites. Ah here it is: _[Link deleted by Moderator]_ ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/8 "2008-06-03T01:44:42Z")
don’t worry, there are plenty of other places to see teen gilrs giving blwojobs free and cheap c1alis ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/9 "2008-06-03T01:50:59Z")
Darling, Mod give you very best corn. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/10 "2008-06-03T04:28:29Z")
I saved the info, but I share it only with those poor people with no testicles. We call them _women_ back East. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/11 "2008-06-03T04:31:11Z")
[QUOTE=Zoe] I saved the info, but I share it only with those poor people with no testicles. We call them _women_ back East. [/QUOTE] Or _eunuchs_, depending how far East. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/12 "2008-06-03T04:47:43Z")
It wasn’t me who nailed that particular one. I did delete 6 others though, including “HoT GirlZ PlayinG BASKETTBALL NUDE(VERY HOT)” and “Indian Airhostess - The Bitch.” Sorry about that. If there’s one for Indian Airhostesses playing BASKETTBALL NUDE tomorrow, I’ll try to leave it up a little longer. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/13 "2008-06-03T04:55:10Z")
Yeah, the free porn is okay. But I like that new website where you put in your address and they send attractive women out to your house where they perform live sex acts to each other and then with you and then with each other again and then with you again and then one last time with each other but then they really have to go because you’ve got to go to work in the morning. It’s a great site; you should check it out: _[Link deleted by Moderator]_ ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/14 "2008-06-03T05:03:30Z")
Dear Mr. ARIZANA TEACH: I am a Moderator on the Striaght Dope Internet Message Board, run by the Honourable Dr. Cecil Adams. As you know, our board has recently been takened over, by the Creative Loafing, after many long years of asociation with the Honourable Chicago Reader. As a result of these events, I have come into posession of a sum of moneys, equal to $10,000,000. USD (TEN MILLION DOLLARS U.S. DOLLARS) which it is now imperative be transfered to a new account.As a long time member of the Strait Dope Internet Message Board, we are requesting you’re assistance with this matter, by providing us, with your bank account and routing informations, so that we can transfer this moneys to you, after which, you will be given instructions to transfer it, onto another account, less a fee to you of 10% of the total or $10,000,00 USD (ONE MILLION DOLLARS U.S. DOLLARS) Your prompt reply, as well as, your utmost discretion, are very much required. Sincerly yours, the Honourable MEBruckner, Straight Dope Internet Message Board General Debates Forum ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/15 "2008-06-03T05:51:03Z")
I beat off to it, then reported it. Sorry. (I taped the beat off session. PM me for a link.) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/16 "2008-06-03T05:58:10Z")
You want to see some hot porn? [Here’s a dog getting blown.](http://www.larryhnetka.com/wordpress/wp-content/1%20OCTOBER%202006/canvasdog.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Buttons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@Mr\_Buttons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Buttons)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/17 "2008-06-03T06:16:49Z")
/hijack (sorry) Not really sure it applies to the porn part, but I posted a question about the size of youtube yesterday. And now for the life of me I can’t find it, I had 3 replies before I went to work, quite informative, and now I’m back from work and can’t for the life of me find my thread? Was it deleted because of fear of some lawsuit from youtube about posting their private corporate info? P.S.- My guest memberships gonna run out way before we ever get back to free posting isn’t it? ☹ I’m thinking if I weren’t under a guest membership I could find out if it got moved to another forum or whatever. /hijack off ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/18 "2008-06-03T06:20:07Z")
[How Big is YouTube?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=470261) And here are some [nice tits](http://www.robertefuller.com/RobertEFullersite/Images/feathered-friends-small.gif) for everyone else… ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Buttons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@Mr\_Buttons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Buttons)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2008, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/19 "2008-06-03T06:23:51Z")
[QUOTE=Darth Nader] [How Big is YouTube?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=470261) And here are some [nice tits](http://www.robertefuller.com/RobertEFullersite/Images/feathered-friends-small.gif) for everyone else… [/QUOTE] An actual response AND a pun. That’s why I’ve been lurking here for years 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/20 "2008-06-04T03:51:29Z")
Here is my favorite link to free porn. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558.md?page=2)