# I pit the mods for their heartlessness (RO) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 3, 2008, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558 "2008-06-03T00:02:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/21 "2008-06-04T03:57:53Z")
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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/22 "2008-06-04T04:02:05Z")
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**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/23 "2008-06-04T04:02:13Z")
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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/24 "2008-06-04T04:18:08Z")
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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/25 "2008-06-04T04:34:55Z")
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**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/26 "2008-06-04T05:11:31Z")
[QUOTE=MEBuckner] Dear Mr. ARIZANA TEACH: I am a Moderator on the Striaght Dope Internet Message Board, run by the Honourable Dr. Cecil Adams. As you know, our board has recently been takened over, by the Creative Loafing, after many long years of asociation with the Honourable Chicago Reader. As a result of these events, I have come into posession of a sum of moneys, equal to $10,000,000. USD (TEN MILLION DOLLARS U.S. DOLLARS) which it is now imperative be transfered to a new account.As a long time member of the Strait Dope Internet Message Board, we are requesting you’re assistance with this matter, by providing us, with your bank account and routing informations, so that we can transfer this moneys to you, after which, you will be given instructions to transfer it, onto another account, less a fee to you of 10% of the total or $10,000,00 USD (ONE MILLION DOLLARS U.S. DOLLARS) Your prompt reply, as well as, your utmost discretion, are very much required. Sincerly yours, the Honourable MEBruckner, Straight Dope Internet Message Board General Debates Forum [/QUOTE] Isn’t there usually someone who has been killed in an unfortunate helicopter accident, or someone with an incurable disease who now regrets how he earned his wealth involved in these things. Plus you should always say “I am like to make myself know to you as MEBruckner.” Got a kick out of this, though. Sir Rhosis ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/27 "2008-06-04T05:49:11Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Her body was found wrapped partially in plastic wrap [/QUOTE] Nice _Twin Peaks_ reference there. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/28 "2008-06-05T23:23:42Z")
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**Author:** ![ArizonaTeach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/45deac/32.png) [@ArizonaTeach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArizonaTeach)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/29 "2008-06-06T01:39:30Z")
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/30 "2008-06-06T01:40:20Z")
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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/31 "2008-06-06T02:46:43Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] “The first ten minutes of porno, all I want to do is fuck. After ten minutes of porno, I never want to fuck again as long as I live.” - Erica Jong [/QUOTE] Me too, but I only ever watch the first ten minutes anyway. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/32 "2008-06-06T02:54:22Z")
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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/33 "2008-06-06T14:01:06Z")
[QUOTE=MEBuckner] Dear Mr. ARIZANA TEACH: I am a Moderator on the Striaght Dope Internet Message Board, run by the Honourable Dr. Cecil Adams. As you know, our board has recently been takened over, by the Creative Loafing, after many long years of asociation with the Honourable Chicago Reader. As a result of these events, I have come into posession of a sum of moneys, equal to $10,000,000. USD (TEN MILLION DOLLARS U.S. DOLLARS) which it is now imperative be transfered to a new account.As a long time member of the Strait Dope Internet Message Board, we are requesting you’re assistance with this matter, by providing us, with your bank account and routing informations, so that we can transfer this moneys to you, after which, you will be given instructions to transfer it, onto another account, less a fee to you of 10% of the total or $10,000,00 USD (ONE MILLION DOLLARS U.S. DOLLARS) Your prompt reply, as well as, your utmost discretion, are very much required. Sincerly yours, the Honourable MEBruckner, Straight Dope Internet Message Board General Debates Forum [/QUOTE] You forgot the contact address, which is [Link deleted by moderator]. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/34 "2008-06-06T14:30:03Z")
I got rid of four threads this morning that offered free SMS service and work from home stuff, along with a porn thread (although the thread title said something about Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL). I’m sorry, maybe you guys would have liked that stuff. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/35 "2008-06-06T14:33:55Z")
The new! improved! _Mod Squad_ has our hip narcs in a new role as the grooviest anti-terrorism agents in the world! This week, they comb through the intertubes, to uncover the evil plans of the SDMB Jihadist Agnostics, led by the arch-villain [moderator deleted by Linc]. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/36 "2008-07-24T19:53:32Z")
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/37 "2008-07-24T19:59:48Z")
[QUOTE=World Eater] This thread could be Rickroll heaven. [/QUOTE] Yeah, but I hear there’s at least one great rickroll in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=470365) thread. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/38 "2008-07-24T20:16:38Z")
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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2008, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-mods-for-their-heartlessness-ro/451558/39 "2008-07-24T20:28:16Z")
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