# I pit the narrow minded idiots on this board. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 7, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727 "2006-05-07T02:23:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/241 "2006-05-08T23:54:39Z")
> [@flight](#): > > Pedant 😃 ped·ant (pĕd’nt) n. One who pays undue attention to book learning and formal rules. One who exhibits one’s learning or scholarship ostentatiously. So I was wrong again. I now feel udderly Cowed. **eleanorigby** : I love the muppets too. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/242 "2006-05-08T23:59:55Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > We didn’t, we did this on the [first page.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7369759&postcount=19) Yeah, I know, there was some sarcasm hidden a bit too well in my post. **O’Malley’s Cow** has to go, the steaks are too high. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/243 "2006-05-09T00:17:48Z")
We’ve gone round and round on this. To flank **Excalibre** ’s objections, why don’t we chuck the animosity? We all have a lot on our plate, and a little ribbing is OK. We should loin to get along, before there is an accident and someone gets T-boned. Tri-tipping your hats to one another, why don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/244 "2006-05-09T00:35:20Z")
> [@shamrock227](#): > > Why? By now this is all a _moo_ point. What, you mean like it’s a (O’Malley) cow’s opinion? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/245 "2006-05-09T06:58:08Z")
> [@Denis](#): > > Moo. I hate to say it, but you’ve even been beaten to THAT one. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/246 "2006-05-09T13:28:22Z")
> [@Hamadryad](#): > > Holy shit! Is **Dijon Warlock** ever going to be back? Is he okay? We need answers, people! It was my only line. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/247 "2006-05-09T14:19:30Z")
I think we’ve milked this thread for all it’s worth, and it’s time to send it to the slaughterhouse. ---
**Author:** ![Ragiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6de8d8/32.png) [@Ragiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ragiel)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/248 "2006-05-09T14:30:35Z")
**Cow** was just being jerk-y. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/249 "2006-05-09T14:33:59Z")
You guys have really thrown **Mrs. O’Malley’s Cow** into the B-B-Q Pit ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/250 "2006-05-09T14:35:15Z")
If she wasn’t really gonna leave _before_ this reached **seven pages** … ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/251 "2006-05-09T14:38:53Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > I think we’ve milked this thread for all it’s worth, and it’s time to send it to the slaughterhouse. You idiot! Are you _trying_ to kill people? What we have here is a case of mad cow! The thread must be creamated. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/252 "2006-05-09T15:04:23Z")
This thread has shown a lot of well done puns, something that is rare in this medium. I swould even say it had some meat to it. I’d steak my fortune on it. I mean, I really veal for you guys. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/253 "2006-05-09T15:07:59Z")
Are you guys heifer going to finish? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/254 "2006-05-09T15:22:46Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > This thread has shown a lot of well done puns, something that is rare in this medium. I swould even say it had some meat to it. I’d steak my fortune on it. I mean, I really veal for you guys. Yah. I’d rate these rants A-1. And that’s the veal deal, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/255 "2006-05-09T15:47:25Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > I hate to say it, but you’ve even been beaten to THAT one. 😕 Don’t recall entering a race, myself. More of a roundup. ---
**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/256 "2006-05-09T16:02:50Z")
Darn! I was hoping I’d be able to T-bone my way in here. Makes my blood broil. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/257 "2006-05-09T16:22:28Z")
> [@Mrs O'Malley's Cow](#): > > …snip… Once intelligent people have their eyes opened, they will be screaming to get the hell out of here. People, how did we miss this? If she is cowrect, there might be a Stampede for the gates. ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/258 "2006-05-09T16:28:29Z")
> [@quicksilver](#): > > > [@shamrock227](#): > > > > Why? By now this is all a moo point. > > What, you mean like it’s a (O’Malley) cow’s opinion? That’s a real rib tickler. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/259 "2006-05-09T19:16:51Z")
GRATUITOUS COW QUIPS. FBI, here. Moove along. Don’t go 'way mad, cow. Poor milksop. I think his problem was he was feeling castrated and looking for like minds to geld with. He’s like his old man: a regular cow chip off the salt block. He’s been under pastuer to leave. The OP was bullshit. He should be shunned fertilize he told. He shouldn’t chip where he eats. If he ever shows up grazing around here again, his grass is ass. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/260 "2006-05-09T20:01:27Z")
**MO’MC** should see a pyscowatrist for his angust. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727.md?page=14)