# I pit the narrow minded idiots on this board. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 7, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727 "2006-05-07T02:23:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/261 "2006-05-09T20:03:57Z")
That wasn’t supposed to happen. Let me start over: **MO’MC** should see a psycowatrist for angus management. There! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/262 "2006-05-09T20:53:07Z")
Another case of mad cow disease? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/263 "2006-05-09T21:12:29Z")
> [@Fear Itself](#): > > It makes one wonder how **Mrs. O** [typed the OP in the first place](http://www.jdray.net/pictures/cows.jpg). [Question answered](http://chapter1.booksense.com/NASApp/store/Product?s=showproduct&isbn=0689832133) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/264 "2006-05-09T21:18:15Z")
I haven’t laughed so hard since I read [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=333640) thread. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2006, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/265 "2006-05-09T22:39:25Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > I haven’t laughed so hard since I read [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=333640) thread. You’re not saying **MO’MC** is saying “Sex with cows is fun. Yes, I thought I’d just let you all know that. Nothing better. Yup, I do love them cows.” :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/266 "2006-05-10T00:23:09Z")
I can’t believe I just read through six pages of this bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/267 "2006-05-10T00:27:21Z")
> [@Dogzilla](#): > > I can’t believe I just read through six pages of this bullshit. I can. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/268 "2006-05-10T01:33:54Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > Another case of mad cow disease? 😃 Um, I left the Dope up while I was in a meeting. Yeah, that’s the ticket. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/269 "2006-05-10T01:46:10Z")
> [@Tikki](#): > > Um, I left the Dope up while I was in a meeting. > Yeah, that’s the ticket. Considering SOME of the things we discuss or ridicule, it could have been wurst. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/270 "2006-05-10T02:37:48Z")
Hmm, seems like this thread has been pretty well milked… Teats All, Folks! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/271 "2006-05-10T02:51:17Z")
There are _never_ enough bad cow puns. Trust me on this. ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/272 "2006-05-10T03:34:05Z")
> [@Dogzilla](#): > > I can’t believe I just read through six pages of this bullshit. Bullshit? I disagree. I find this tribute rather mooving. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/273 "2006-05-10T04:22:28Z")
I guess that **Cow** will forever be branded a loser. Really, why be a weiner? ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/274 "2006-05-10T06:55:17Z")
Well, if ya have to leave **Cow** then ya have to leave. There’s plenty of ways out. Just picador. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/275 "2006-05-10T12:01:15Z")
When a Pitting devolves into a degenerate pun thread, it’s time to close the thread… er, send Bessie to the slaughterhouse. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727.md?page=13)