# I pit the narrow minded idiots on this board. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 7, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727 "2006-05-07T02:23:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/61 "2006-05-07T14:55:02Z")
Sheeesh, are we gonna keep this up till the cows go home? ---
**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/62 "2006-05-07T14:58:23Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > > [@What Exit?](#): > > > > Did you think DrDeth was claiming to be a Doctor because of his username? > > To the cow’s defense, you’ll note that he said “I’ll give you free professional advice” in that thread. The timestamp on **DrDeth’s** post is 7 minutes after the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/63 "2006-05-07T15:09:06Z")
> [@Mrs O'Malley's Cow](#): > > Some of you just bait people with titles like “When will myth based religions like Christianity be gone” or some such nonsense. High acid diets make the baby Jesus cry. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/64 "2006-05-07T15:49:39Z")
**Mrs. O’Malley’s Cow** is leaving the boards? But…but, I’ve hardly had a chance to work up a feeling of superiority yet! ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/65 "2006-05-07T15:59:15Z")
> [@Mrs O'Malley's Cow](#): > > This is it. Another smart person leaving this board. I have had it. Do you have any evidence for your adjective? > [@Mrs O'Malley's Cow](#): > > At this point I am wondering about how many of you lie about your level of education and your jobs. I’m a world-class chess player. What was your accomplishment again? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/66 "2006-05-07T16:30:18Z")
My mind is big and fat. It’s virtually quivering with obesity. Just walking up and and down all these threads makes it short of breath. As to the idiot charge … -1? ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/67 "2006-05-07T16:36:13Z")
This pitting doesn’t apply me; I’m a _broad minded_ idiot. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/68 "2006-05-07T16:39:07Z")
> [@JeffB](#): > > This pitting doesn’t apply me; I’m a _ **broad** minded_ idiot. Ooh! The homos are gonna get you for that! 😛 (My mind broke a sweat just typing that, btw.) ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/69 "2006-05-07T16:45:04Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Ooh! The homos are gonna get you for that! 😛 > > (My mind broke a sweat just typing that, btw.) Yeah. It discriminates against those of us who aren’t interested in broads. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/70 "2006-05-07T16:59:02Z")
Who died and made her _Bos_? ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/71 "2006-05-07T17:05:38Z")
Holy shit! Is **Dijon Warlock** ever going to be back? Is he okay? We need answers, people! And if **Mrs. O’Malley’s Cow** is male then he has been LYING, FIBBING, PREVARICATING AND BEING A STUPIDHEAD because cows are female. I feel so used. ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/72 "2006-05-07T17:07:00Z")
[S/he hugged someone non-ironically in the Pit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7369117&postcount=3). No great loss. ---
**Author:** ![Zahava424](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/76d3ee/32.png) [@Zahava424](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zahava424)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/73 "2006-05-07T17:20:35Z")
> [@Ensign Edison](#): > > [S/he hugged someone non-ironically in the Pit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7369117&postcount=3). > > No great loss. And in a thread called “what the FUCK is wrong with you people?” no less. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/74 "2006-05-07T17:37:15Z")
If the average doper is a narrow minded idiot, I’m proud to be a narrow minded idiot. We have our share of true idiots - and true bigots - I don’t want to be associated with, but by and large the SDMB has some of the best and brightest narrow minded idiots I’ve been privledged to know ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/75 "2006-05-07T17:38:53Z")
Dear Smart Person Leaving the Board, It’s spelled “protein” not “protien”. Sincerely, Narrow Minded Idiot on this Board ---
**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/76 "2006-05-07T17:41:50Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > **Mrs O’Malley’s Cow** , when you pulled out the tired old conservative defense-mechanism cliches of “I have black friends”, “that teacher is a loony liberal” and “the women’s studies professor couldn’t handle my reality when I told her not all men were rapists” in the false-accusations thread, I knew your claim… But wait, what about my loony liberal black teacher of women’s studies rapist friend? 🙂 FTR, I have no idea why I’m even in here. Oh, wait. Bye, **Cow**. There. That’s better. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Clam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3bc359/32.png) [@Happy\_Clam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Clam)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/77 "2006-05-07T18:05:50Z")
> [@Mrs. O'Malley's Cow](#): > > Another smart person leaving the board… Cite? OK, so I ran out of cow jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/78 "2006-05-07T18:06:51Z")
Teacher: “Take the cow into the field.” What mood? Little Johnny: The cow, sir! ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/79 "2006-05-07T18:09:57Z")
> [@Happy Clam](#): > > Cite? > > OK, so I ran out of cow jokes. Could be a stampede! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/80 "2006-05-07T18:25:00Z")
You sometimes have to be cruel to be kine. Maybe we should let this thread wither on the bovine. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727.md?page=5)