# I pit the narrow minded idiots on this board. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 7, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727 "2006-05-07T02:23:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/121 "2006-05-08T01:43:08Z")
**Cow** Meet [Bull](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=370597) Hey, _someone’s_ gonna get fucked. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/122 "2006-05-08T01:46:07Z")
I’ve been ruminating on this thread. Seems **O’Malley** can’t see pasture own ignorance. She’s udderly out of line with her lock-horned stance on the Dope. She obviously doesn’t have this posting thing down (cow)pat. If I were her, I would have milked that thread for all its worth. Hay! Maybe she’ll rustle up some Colorado oysters and come back–I’d never herd of her until this thread. (going to bed now–don’t ban me for my lame attempts!) ---
**Author:** ![frogger\_world\_champion\_1981](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@frogger\_world\_champion\_1981](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/frogger_world_champion_1981)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/123 "2006-05-08T01:49:10Z")
> [@Blake](#): > > It be_hooves_ as all to take note of this warning, lest we be punished for heifer and heifer. Brahman brother. So as not to mislead anyone, I am not really the Frogger world champion of 1981 ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/124 "2006-05-08T01:49:14Z")
Nonsense. Udder nonsense. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/125 "2006-05-08T02:01:08Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > I’ve been ruminating on this thread. Seems **O’Malley** can’t see pasture own ignorance. She’s udderly out of line with her lock-horned stance on the Dope. She obviously doesn’t have this posting thing down (cow)pat. If I were her, I would have milked that thread for all its worth. Hay! Maybe she’ll rustle up some Colorado oysters and come back–I’d never herd of her until this thread. I herd that, but don’t expect me to cowtow. ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/126 "2006-05-08T02:06:00Z")
> [@Rick](#): > > It was a rocky start. You hung in there and became a damn good doper. 😃 > It would be bovine if **MOMC** did the same. I’d like to second this one. I was there and Spongemom has been heroic in her perseverance. Unlike someone else I know… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/127 "2006-05-08T02:06:47Z")
> [@Spongemom](#): > > I mean…tough skin goes a long way, Bessie. > > My apologies for the misinformed pun. Hell yeah, you got it worse, but you weren’t cowed by it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/128 "2006-05-08T02:24:25Z")
SDMB is intellectually, a rather rough neighborhood to be visited at your own risk. For the weaker-minded it’s one \*looong \*bout of fearing footfalls and shadows in a deep, dark night. The BIG kids play here (and of course, at this point I must add the obligatory self-effacement: “Some smaller minds, like me, risk playing here too.”) **MMC** – Perhaps you should just stay on the porch.\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*Now check this out–I have just mixed roughly 3 metaphors (big dogs on porch, rough neighborhoods, and perhaps something about playgrounds and bullies, but I’m not sure about that one). Just watch and see how long it takes for one (or more) of these Beautiful Egghead Villians to come in here and hand me my lunch money and steal my lunch!!! (hee hee, i couldn’t resist some more wacky mixin’!!!) **(Yes, B.E.V. _could_ be a band name. But I get right of first refusal!)** ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/129 "2006-05-08T02:24:46Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Hell yeah, you got it worse, but you weren’t cowed by it. > > 🙂 She bulled her way through. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/130 "2006-05-08T02:39:37Z")
> [@I Love Me](#): > > Just watch and see how long it takes for one (or more) of these Beautiful Egghead Villians to come in here and hand me my lunch money and steal my lunch!!! [You really think eggheads are beautiful?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egghead_%28Batman%29) ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/131 "2006-05-08T02:45:46Z")
So, she put her hoof in her mouth. It’s a disease people! I’m surprised she couldn’t stomach this board, she has four of them you know. She must be a holstein, she sees everything as black and white. Finally, “moooove bitch, get out the way!” ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/132 "2006-05-08T03:12:45Z")
But really, **MO’MC** _is_ actually a pretty talented guy… …in fact, he’s outstanding in his field. Okay, another bad pun. But simmer down–don’t work yourself into a leather! ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/133 "2006-05-08T03:13:18Z")
> [@askeptic](#): > > Sheeesh, are we gonna keep this up till the cows go home? Noooo. Just until **The Chao Goes Mu**. > [@NoClueBoy](#): > > **Cow** > > Meet [Bull](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=370597) > > Hey, _someone’s_ gonna get fucked. **[Unregistered](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?find=lastposter&t=370184)** you mean? ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/134 "2006-05-08T03:17:51Z")
…so anyways, four days 'fore ya go to market, ya take their salt blocks away. Two days 'fore market, ya put the salt back, but ya take away their water. The day 'fore market, ya put their water back. Them cows will drink water all day. Load 'em up, get paid by the pound. …Whut? How did y’all get in here? This is a private conversation. Step away from the post! ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/135 "2006-05-08T03:18:47Z")
Guys, this is a misteak. This is just getting ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/136 "2006-05-08T03:26:37Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Guys, this is a misteak. This is just getting ridiculous. Are you saying you hope this thread will soon meat its maker? ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/137 "2006-05-08T03:27:08Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Are you saying you hope this thread will soon meat its maker? I’m saying I think we should just moove on. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/138 "2006-05-08T03:29:45Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > I’m saying I think we should just moove on. It should, and it should take a [Limousin](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limousin_%28cattle%29) out. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/139 "2006-05-08T03:35:31Z")
> [@The Sausage Creature](#): > > It should, and it should take a [Limousin](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limousin_%28cattle%29) out. Really. It’s just not punny anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/140 "2006-05-08T03:46:12Z")
Well, the atmosphere on this particular board isn’t for everyone. I am actually a little suprised at how civil alot of the replies have been so far. Hell, I’ve been roasted just for being weird, not for actually insulting people. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727.md?page=8)