# I pit the narrow minded idiots on this board. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 7, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727 "2006-05-07T02:23:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/141 "2006-05-08T04:10:36Z")
Perhaps Mrs. O’Malley could trade her cow for some magic beans? Good vegetable protein there. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/142 "2006-05-08T04:48:17Z")
We are a bit harsh here. Maybe it’s not her fault. I’m just surprised she didn’t blame a cow-orker for all this. ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/143 "2006-05-08T04:53:25Z")
Cud we lea off the puns? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/144 "2006-05-08T04:55:30Z")
> [@Denis](#): > > Cud we lea off the puns? In your field of dreams. ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/145 "2006-05-08T05:07:12Z")
\My previous post was #666 for me! Yay, I’m evil! ::happy evil dance:: Aw, shit! Now I’m at #667! I’ve got the Neighbor of the Beast instead of the Number! :mad: \ Moo. ---
**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/146 "2006-05-08T05:13:04Z")
I had one having to do with milk, but someone beat me to it. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/147 "2006-05-08T05:27:07Z")
I never sausage bad puns! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Denis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@Denis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Denis)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/148 "2006-05-08T05:33:12Z")
Dairy I say there are no good puns? ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/149 "2006-05-08T05:54:22Z")
Mrs O’Malley’s Cow does not like our kind, she will have to look for other sort or form of message board. A different variety. [Got ilk?](http://www.katbox.net/laslindas/index.php?strip_id=74) (link safe for work, I still wonder where do anthropomorphic cow cartoon characters get milk. The \*Las Lindas \* web comic creator is Salvadorean like me.) ---
**Author:** ![nameless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/779978/32.png) [@nameless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nameless)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/150 "2006-05-08T06:20:38Z")
If I may, **Mrs. O’Malley’s Cow** , you should ruminant on all the things we’ve suggested. Dammit, I wanted to make a _Bos taurus_ pun but someone beat me to it. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/151 "2006-05-08T06:31:40Z")
Go easy on the OP. He didn’t mean to be Bossy. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/152 "2006-05-08T06:35:18Z")
I hate you guys, you’ve taken all the good puns. **Mrs. O’Malley’s Cow** , in the spirit of the SDMB community, I extend to you a handshake of forgiveness and a drink… of the milk of human kindness. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/153 "2006-05-08T06:45:41Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > I hate you guys, you’ve taken all the good puns. > > **Mrs. O’Malley’s Cow** , in the spirit of the SDMB community, I extend to you a handshake of forgiveness and a drink… of the milk of human kindness. Ahem. > [@Der Trihs](#): > > She’s lacking in the milk of human kindness. She should hoof it out of here. Took that one too. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Blake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@Blake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blake)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/154 "2006-05-08T06:59:31Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > I hate you guys, you’ve taken all the good puns. There were _good_ puns in this thread? Where? OTOH we could keep up with the bad puns til the cows come home. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/155 "2006-05-08T07:00:50Z")
Well, I think that the problem is… I mean, what she should do… **MOO!!!** Dammit, I panicked. ---
**Author:** ![Blake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@Blake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blake)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/156 "2006-05-08T07:04:45Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Dammit, I panicked. That’s what happens when you go at it like a bull at a gate. You have to take this punning slow and steady. Let them re_veal_ themselves. You can’t expect to just produce bad puns off the calf. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/157 "2006-05-08T08:10:54Z")
Well, since she seems to be gone for good, anything we say is just a moo point, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Gymnopithys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@Gymnopithys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gymnopithys)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/158 "2006-05-08T08:13:39Z")
The cow’s been grilled. Why keep beefing? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Clam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3bc359/32.png) [@Happy\_Clam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Clam)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/159 "2006-05-08T10:04:45Z")
Agreed. We’re beating a dead… no, I won’t say it! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2006, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727/160 "2006-05-08T10:11:10Z")
You people making cow puns, I think you’ve pasture best now. Sympathy for the OP, another victim of the Dope habit of fresian newcomers out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-narrow-minded-idiots-on-this-board/355727.md?page=9)