# I pit the Neurotic Millenial! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 11, 2017, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205 "2017-12-11T15:48:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DkTrdGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@DkTrdGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DkTrdGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/1 "2017-12-11T15:48:50Z")
You can spot them a mile a way… Thick framed glasses - Women with undercuts - Men wearing flannel and thick beards who has never chopped wood - Polaroid cameras - Thrifted sweaters with cat hair - Whatever trendy Starbucks drinks - Tacky bikes - Cars with 101 bumper stickers - and those ugly ass scarves! They have taken over the places that used to be pleasant. College campuses, the internet, and the tech world. These people have killed America! They want to take away your guns and free speech. They look down on golf, preppy clothing, and nice cars. Soy face millennials won’t touch breakfast classics such as captain crunch and orange juice. Talk about cereal killers! They’d rather eat avocado toast. These fuckers have killed diamonds. WTF? You used to could get a woman to do anything, if you gave her diamonds! Snowflakes want to kill science. They want to get rid evolutionary psychology and evolutionary biology classes. SJW millennials are fine with applying evolutionary theories to animals but not to people. It isn’t just those branches of science that are under attack, it’s science in general. Extreme left wingers consider science as a social construct created by westerners! Don’t try using reason with them. Rational debate and using facts in argument are now tools of the oppressors. They look down on practical majors and careers. Majoring in accounting, pre-med computer science, and engineering is boring. High paying careers suck out souls. Ok ok, they’re right about that. But does it really matter that your soul is being crushed when you are making it R.A.I.N. (translation to boomers, making a lot of money). They also hate cool careers. I was once on a date and a girl asked me what I majored in college, I said marketing, and she gave me a “gross out” face. Whatever toots, marketing is a sexy career for 20-somethings. Young horny extroverted men and women getting paid to get people to buy shit that they don’t need, in firms that resemble the Real World houses. The perfect career for snowflake millennials? Non-profit worker, barista (while pursuing the performing arts), Buzzfeed “journalist”, and social worker. Now, don’t get me wrong regarding social work. Being a social worker is a noble thing, but it can cause intense job and personal stress (while getting low pay). Worst of all, the neurotic SJW pansy millennial has killed FUN! Hooter’s and Twin Peaks are getting less business, and strip clubs are shutting down. Comedians? Those poor comedians! Many have been banned from college campuses, because good comedians base their material on reality. The neurotic millennial cannot handle reality. Gone is playful teasing between friends and making harmless jokes based on stereotypes. Movies and shows that were once funny are now offensive. The Family Guy, South Park, Superbad, and Borat. They have simultaneously given birth to the most ridiculous things: neologisms such as micro-aggressions, cultural appropriation, identity politics, annnnnnnd being triggered. If we want to keep our friends, hold down our jobs, and excel in the dating world we must walk on eggshells. I live in fear that I might inadvertently trigger the wrong person and it will cost me my career or my relationship. It has happened to other people I know in the past, and it will happen in the future if society doesn’t change. I follow famous SJWs on twitter and follow blogs like Jezebel or Everyday Feminism, not because I agree with everything they say but to make a mental list of things that I should or should not say around certain people. I am concluding my rant…for now. -Dark Triad Guy –People have been asking about the meaning of my username. It’s a JOKE between me and my friends. I’m neither narcissistic, psychopathic, nor Machiavellian. My haters have accused me of being such. They mistake my rationality, assertiveness, ambition, and confidence for something more sinister. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/2 "2017-12-11T16:02:39Z")
Cite? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/3 "2017-12-11T16:06:59Z")
You know what’s more pathetic than coddled neurotic snowflake millenials? Self appointed Joe-the-plumber types who spend their days looking for ways to be offended by the objects of their derision. Hey, Dork Triad Guy - to most of us, you’re just as big a punchline as the ‘SJWs’ you’re so obsessed with. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/4 "2017-12-11T16:08:22Z")
Psssst, it’s the pit. Fuck cites. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/5 "2017-12-11T16:09:07Z")
Boring troll is boring. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/6 "2017-12-11T16:11:38Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > They have simultaneously given birth to the most ridiculous things: neologisms such as **micro-aggressions,** cultural appropriation, \*\*identity politics, annnnnnnd being triggered. > \*\* Which describe you to a T. I left off cultural appropriation because you ain’t cultured. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/7 "2017-12-11T16:14:19Z")
What means this “SJW”? ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/8 "2017-12-11T16:17:53Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > You can spot them a mile a way… A lot of things are easy to spot a mile away ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/9 "2017-12-11T16:23:04Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > What means this “SJW”? SJW = social justice warrior. think BigT. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/10 "2017-12-11T16:24:22Z")
Is this performance art? Because no one paying attention would lump all these together. For example, it’s the right that is against science. The left is always promoting STEM, believing in global warming, evolution, germ theory, efficacy of vaccines, etc etc. And marketing as a cool career? You might as well say you sell timeshares, do telemarketing, haul human shit in a truck. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/11 "2017-12-11T16:25:22Z")
Oh hey, it’s you, the [48 laws guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843954). You are batshit crazy. Please fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/12 "2017-12-11T16:29:15Z")
Hang on, just a minute, I’m pretty sure I’ve got a rat’s ass I can give, somewhere around here… ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/13 "2017-12-11T16:29:52Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > What means this “SJW”? Single Jewish Woman. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/14 "2017-12-11T16:34:21Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Psssst, it’s the pit. Fuck cites. Fuck off. I demand cites. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/15 "2017-12-11T16:37:10Z")
Soy face? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/16 "2017-12-11T16:37:31Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Hang on, just a minute, I’m pretty sure I’ve got a rat’s ass I can give, somewhere around here… Hell, I’d give him the whole rat! ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/17 "2017-12-11T16:41:01Z")
LOL at claiming that it’s the left that hates science. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/18 "2017-12-11T16:44:31Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Fuck off. I demand cites. All right, [here you go.](https://www.cites.org/) ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/19 "2017-12-11T16:46:11Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Oh hey, it’s you, the [48 laws guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843954). Oh yeah! I’d like to change my answer. > [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > You are batshit crazy. Please fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/20 "2017-12-11T16:47:14Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > -Dark Triad Guy > –People have been asking about the meaning of my username. For some reason, I always mentally filled it in as “Duck Turd.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205.md?page=2)