# I pit the Neurotic Millenial! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 11, 2017, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205 "2017-12-11T15:48:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sattua](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sattua/32/11906_2.png) [@Sattua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sattua)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/21 "2017-12-11T16:47:33Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Is this performance art? That’s my explanation. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/22 "2017-12-11T16:48:10Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > You can spot them a mile a way… > > Thick framed glasses - Women with undercuts - Men wearing flannel and thick beards who has never chopped wood - Polaroid cameras - Thrifted sweaters with cat hair - Whatever trendy Starbucks drinks - Tacky bikes - Cars with 101 bumper stickers - and those ugly ass scarves! > > They have taken over the places that used to be pleasant. College campuses, the internet, and the tech world. > > These people have killed America! They want to take away your guns and free speech. They look down on golf, preppy clothing, and nice cars. Soy face millennials won’t touch breakfast classics such as captain crunch and orange juice. Talk about cereal killers! They’d rather eat avocado toast. These fuckers have killed diamonds. WTF? You used to could get a woman to do anything, if you gave her diamonds! > > Snowflakes want to kill science. They want to get rid evolutionary psychology and evolutionary biology classes. SJW millennials are fine with applying evolutionary theories to animals but not to people. It isn’t just those branches of science that are under attack, it’s science in general. Extreme left wingers consider science as a social construct created by westerners! Don’t try using reason with them. Rational debate and using facts in argument are now tools of the oppressors. > > They look down on practical majors and careers. Majoring in accounting, pre-med computer science, and engineering is boring. High paying careers suck out souls. Ok ok, they’re right about that. But does it really matter that your soul is being crushed when you are making it R.A.I.N. (translation to boomers, making a lot of money). They also hate cool careers. I was once on a date and a girl asked me what I majored in college, I said marketing, and she gave me a “gross out” face. Whatever toots, marketing is a sexy career for 20-somethings. Young horny extroverted men and women getting paid to get people to buy shit that they don’t need, in firms that resemble the Real World houses. The perfect career for snowflake millennials? Non-profit worker, barista (while pursuing the performing arts), Buzzfeed “journalist”, and social worker. Now, don’t get me wrong regarding social work. Being a social worker is a noble thing, but it can cause intense job and personal stress (while getting low pay). > > Worst of all, the neurotic SJW pansy millennial has killed FUN! Hooter’s and Twin Peaks are getting less business, and strip clubs are shutting down. Comedians? Those poor comedians! Many have been banned from college campuses, because good comedians base their material on reality. The neurotic millennial cannot handle reality. Gone is playful teasing between friends and making harmless jokes based on stereotypes. Movies and shows that were once funny are now offensive. The Family Guy, South Park, Superbad, and Borat. > > They have simultaneously given birth to the most ridiculous things: neologisms such as micro-aggressions, cultural appropriation, identity politics, annnnnnnd being triggered. > > If we want to keep our friends, hold down our jobs, and excel in the dating world we must walk on eggshells. I live in fear that I might inadvertently trigger the wrong person and it will cost me my career or my relationship. It has happened to other people I know in the past, and it will happen in the future if society doesn’t change. I follow famous SJWs on twitter and follow blogs like Jezebel or Everyday Feminism, not because I agree with everything they say but to make a mental list of things that I should or should not say around certain people. > > I am concluding my rant…for now. > > -Dark Triad Guy > –People have been asking about the meaning of my username. It’s a JOKE between me and my friends. I’m neither narcissistic, psychopathic, nor Machiavellian. My haters have accused me of being such. They mistake my rationality, assertiveness, ambition, and confidence for something more sinister. So dude: what is, like, your pronoun? Have a chai and chill. ---
**Author:** ![DkTrdGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@DkTrdGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DkTrdGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/23 "2017-12-11T16:51:19Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I left off cultural appropriation because you ain’t cultured. I know you were intending to hurt my feelings with that post. But you did the opposite, you made me laugh out loud! > [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Is this performance art? Because no one paying attention would lump all these together. > > For example, it’s the right that is against science. The left is always promoting STEM, believing in global warming, evolution, germ theory, efficacy of vaccines, etc etc. > > And marketing as a cool career? You might as well say you sell timeshares, do telemarketing, haul human shit in a truck. Check out these: > **[The Unfortunate Fallout of Campus Postmodernism](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-unfortunate-fallout-of-campus-postmodernism/)** > > The roots of the current campus madness > **[Social Justice Warriors In South Africa: Science Is Too “Western” And Should...](https://www.patheos.com/blogs/markmeckler/2016/10/social-justice-warriors-in-south-africa-science-is-too-western-and-should-be-replaced-by-witchcraft/)** > > Special Snowflake Disease is spreading around the world! [http://www.returnofkings.com/88714/how-social-justice-warriors-have-been-infecting-science-for-half-a-century](http://www.returnofkings.com/88714/how-social-justice-warriors-have-been-infecting-science-for-half-a-century) I said marketing was a cool career for 20-somethings. You get tossed in a posh building in downtown with a bunch of ladies who were former pursuers of MRS Degrees. Pay wasn’t outstanding but it was decent. Easy to burn out though. I’m now seeking a degree in penetration testing. > [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Soy face? Similar to soy boy. Soy face is gender neutral. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/24 "2017-12-11T16:52:56Z")
My first thought was that if that’s supposed to be a joke, it’s totally unfunny and badly written. But then I remembered that [you’re this priceless asshole](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=841197). You might even be **Urbanredneck** ’s sock, although even he doesn’t quite match you on the scale of pure unmitigated slack-jawed knuckle-dragging ignorance. Or maybe a sock of our short-lived redneck poster from the oil rigs, the one who lamented that the guy who fell 50 stories while building a condo for disgusting gays never even got a plack. What I got out of this is that you aspire to making a lot of money as a huckster and consider Hooter’s and strip clubs the epitome of fine culture, and have nothing but contempt for the arts, journalism, non-profits, and today’s young people. None of which is surprising now that I’ve seen your previous work. Unfortunately I wasted my time reading that before I realized that you were the asshole who first brought the above Chick-Fil-A scandal to our attention. Now I want the last 20 seconds of my life back. I also note that you specialize in dispensing dating advice, [like this gem over here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20603381&postcount=52): all women know that a man can kill them with their bare hands, so it’s important to put them at their ease by faking empathy. Men need to be coached to do this sort of thing, then women will succumb to their will. You know what? I not only want the last 20 seconds of my life back, but I feel like I need a shower to wash off the lingering stench. > [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Oh hey, it’s you, the [48 laws guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843954). > > You are batshit crazy. Please fuck off. That one I hadn’t even seen! ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/25 "2017-12-11T16:54:00Z")
Turn off Fox News, OP. Get some fresh air. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/26 "2017-12-11T16:54:12Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > I know you were intending to hurt my feelings with that post. But you did the opposite, you made me laugh out loud! > > Check out these: > [The Unfortunate Fallout of Campus Postmodernism | Scientific American](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-unfortunate-fallout-of-campus-postmodernism/) > > [http://www.patheos.com/blogs/markmeckler/2016/10/social-justice-warriors-in-south-africa-science-is-too-western-and-should-be-replaced-by-witchcraft/](http://www.patheos.com/blogs/markmeckler/2016/10/social-justice-warriors-in-south-africa-science-is-too-western-and-should-be-replaced-by-witchcraft/) > > [http://www.returnofkings.com/88714/how-social-justice-warriors-have-been-infecting-science-for-half-a-century](http://www.returnofkings.com/88714/how-social-justice-warriors-have-been-infecting-science-for-half-a-century) > > I said marketing was a cool career for 20-somethings. You get tossed in a posh building in downtown with a bunch of ladies who were former pursuers of MRS Degrees. Pay wasn’t outstanding but it was decent. Easy to burn out though. I’m now seeking a degree in penetration testing. > > Similar to soy boy. Soy face is gender neutral. Wanker. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/27 "2017-12-11T16:55:48Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > People have been asking about the meaning of my username. It’s a JOKE between me and my friends. I’m neither narcissistic, psychopathic, nor Machiavellian. Real talk, I thought it meant “Doktor Turd Guy.” What version is the one that paints you as a narcissistic Machiavellian? It can’t be “Dark Triad Guy” because that’s a silly name and nobody in their right mind would think you particularly dark or conniving for using it. ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/28 "2017-12-11T16:55:59Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > [snip]-Dark Triad Guy Seriously? DkTrdGuy sounds like DickTurdGuy, not “Dark Triad Guy”. > [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > –People have been asking about the meaning of my username. It’s a JOKE between me and my friends. I’m neither narcissistic, psychopathic, nor Machiavellian. My haters have accused me of being such. They mistake my rationality, assertiveness, ambition, and confidence for something more sinister. “Something more sinister”, as in you being a troll? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/29 "2017-12-11T16:57:37Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > … > -Dark Triad Guy > –People have been asking about the meaning of my username. It’s a JOKE between me and my friends. I’m neither narcissistic, psychopathic, nor Machiavellian. My haters have accused me of being such. They mistake my rationality, assertiveness, ambition, and confidence for something more sinister. Rational, assertive, ambitions and confident? I have to admit to being rather impressed. But you forgot trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent. ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/30 "2017-12-11T16:58:02Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > Is this performance art? Because no one paying attention would lump all these together. > > For example, it’s the right that is against science. The left is always promoting STEM, believing in global warming, evolution, germ theory, efficacy of vaccines, etc etc. > > And marketing as a cool career? You might as well say you sell timeshares, do telemarketing, haul human shit in a truck. Whoa, whoa… You mean it WASN’T performance art or some kind of satire? Seriously? The guy was serious? He meant that… whatever it was… Really? Really??? This reminds of the time a fire and brimstone preacher stood in front of me and demanded to know my reaction to his ranting. All I could think to say was, “Um, this doesn’t concern me.” ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/31 "2017-12-11T16:58:08Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > –People have been asking about the meaning of my username. It’s a JOKE between me and my friends. Those spam accounts on Facebook aren’t your friends, and the hot chicks in the stock photos are not who you’ve been jerking off with. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/32 "2017-12-11T16:59:20Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > They mistake my rationality Not seen in evidence > [@](#): > > , assertiveness Nope, being assertive means confidence without aggression. Being truly assertive requires a sense of calm and positivity. You do not have the qualities. > [@](#): > > , ambition Possible, impossible to say. I think you probably just like putting on the airs of ambition. You’re probably in reality a bitter loser who thinks by acting like an internet tough guy you can wash off the stink of your failures. > [@](#): > > , and confidence Not seen in evidence. You strike me as being a scared little coward hiding behind a keyboard. Having served in the army, I’ve seen a lot of senior officer who exude confidence. They don’t sound like you. Real confidence is silent, not boisterous. Again, you have all the hallmarks of sniveling internet bully, whose personal life is a mess and filled with failure. You adopt this persona to try to make people believe you are something that you’re not. Donald Trump hates loser. He would definitely hate you. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/33 "2017-12-11T16:59:23Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > What means this “SJW”? “anyone who calls me out when I act like a fucking pig in public.” ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/34 "2017-12-11T17:00:27Z")
Soy boy? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/35 "2017-12-11T17:05:02Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Soy boy? Alternative way of saying “cuck”, apparently. Unmanly. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/36 "2017-12-11T17:08:15Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Soy boy? [Soy Boy.](https://medium.com/@willsommer/how-soy-boy-became-the-far-rights-favorite-new-insult-e2e988d365c7) > [@](#): > > The idea that soy is synonymous with undesirability or weakness from the scientifically dubious idea that soy products feminize men. That makes “soy boy” an insult perfect for the increasingly masculine-focused right — it’s not just the new “cuck,” but the new “pajama boy” as well. ---
**Author:** ![DkTrdGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@DkTrdGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DkTrdGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/37 "2017-12-11T17:09:32Z")
Soy boy/face: Well, you have soy. Too much soy is bad for men as it can fuck with testosterone production. Also also also - soy is favorited by the far left types such as vegetarians who don’t like to eat MEAT. Instead of thriving on cave instincts of hunting and eating animals, they’d rather eat products made of nasty beans which aren’t nearly high as in protein. It is slang on the internet for wimpy guys. But some of us are for gender equality as use “soy face” for both wimpy men and women. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/38 "2017-12-11T17:13:54Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > … Troll wanker. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/39 "2017-12-11T17:14:27Z")
All I know is this Guy seems very proud of his DarkTurds. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/40 "2017-12-11T17:15:46Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > All right, [here you go.](https://www.cites.org/) Thanks, much better. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205.md?page=3)