# I pit the Neurotic Millenial! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 11, 2017, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205 "2017-12-11T15:48:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/41 "2017-12-11T17:21:24Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > Soy boy/face: > > Well, you have soy.\*\* Too much soy is bad for men as it can fuck with testosterone production.\*\* Also also also - soy is favorited by the far left types such as vegetarians who don’t like to eat MEAT. Instead of thriving on cave instincts of hunting and eating animals, they’d rather eat products made of nasty beans which aren’t nearly high as in protein. It is slang on the internet for wimpy guys. But some of us are for gender equality as use “soy face” for both wimpy men and women. Which you’re [wrong](https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/15/soy-myths_n_5571272.html) about. > [@](#): > > The concerns about the estrogen-like activities of soy have caused some to worry that soy products could decrease a man’s testosterone, [but clinical studies don’t support this fear.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19524224) There are at least two reports of men who have experienced [feminizing changes](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18558591) in their bodies (one of whom had Type 1 diabetes) after[consuming high doses of soy,](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21353476) but even at higher-than-average rates of consumption – higher even than what’s typical among Asian cultures – [science has found no evidence to caution men against eating soy](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20378106). In fact, men may even benefit from some dietary soy, as it seems to [decrease prostate cancer risk.](http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/89/4/1155.long) ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/42 "2017-12-11T17:21:39Z")
I tried really hard not to feed the troll, but…Polaroid? I thought all the cool kids were using Kodachrome. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/43 "2017-12-11T17:25:00Z")
Since it’s now clear that the OP wasn’t a bad attempt at satire but was meant to shit-disturb, it’s obvious that the poster is a troll who is only here to annoy. He’s not even an entertaining troll but a very low-functioning one, and is best ignored. I know it’s hard to do in the Pit, but trolls thrive on negative attention because it’s generally the only attention they ever get. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/44 "2017-12-11T17:31:57Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > … I’m now seeking a degree in penetration testing. > > … Talk to Shagnasty. He’s our penetration expert. He penetrates more than the rest of us combined. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/45 "2017-12-11T17:41:48Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > –People have been asking about the meaning of my username. It’s a JOKE between me and my friends. I’m neither narcissistic, psychopathic, nor Machiavellian. My haters have accused me of being such. They mistake my rationality, assertiveness, ambition, and confidence for something more sinister. I’m almost convinced this is a **Bragnasty** sock. All I need to clinch it is a mention of a goose and the sense God gave it… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/46 "2017-12-11T17:50:03Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > Single Jewish Woman. 😉 That, honestly, was my first thought. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/47 "2017-12-11T17:53:52Z")
I hate to be the poster lower than even SJW or millennials but it’s Cap’n Crunch. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/48 "2017-12-11T17:54:33Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > I’m almost convinced this is a **Bragnasty** sock. All I need to clinch it is a mention of a goose and the sense God gave it… You’re like that guy, with the hat, and the pipe, and the loop. Elementary! ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/49 "2017-12-11T17:55:20Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > I hate to be the poster lower than even SJW or millennials but it’s Cap’n Crunch. Well, you’re almost there. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/50 "2017-12-11T17:59:18Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > You’re like that guy, with the hat, and the pipe, and the loop. Elementary! I’m sorry - did you soy something? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/51 "2017-12-11T18:02:33Z")
> [@Fuji](#): > > I’m sorry - did you soy something? Isn’t there a research paper you’re supposed to be busy avoiding? ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/52 "2017-12-11T18:03:16Z")
DuckTurdGuy: Don’t you have a food court at the mall you need to be surveilling? Probably a long line of SJW soy-faces ordering Chik-fil-a right now! ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/53 "2017-12-11T18:03:35Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > Soy boy/face: > > Well, you have soy. Too much soy is bad for men as it can fuck with testosterone production. Also also also - soy is favorited by the far left types such as vegetarians who don’t like to eat MEAT. Instead of thriving on cave instincts of hunting and eating animals, they’d rather eat products made of nasty beans which aren’t nearly high as in protein. It is slang on the internet for wimpy guys. But some of us are for gender equality as use “soy face” for both wimpy men and women. well, those of you can go back to Infowars and buy Alex Jones’s nonsense bullshit products. you know, so you can be a “real man.” ---
**Author:** ![Pantastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3bc359/32.png) [@Pantastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pantastic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/54 "2017-12-11T18:06:22Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Oh hey, it’s you, the [48 laws guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=843954). > > You are batshit crazy. Please fuck off. He’s also the ‘saw a SJW’s boyfriend eating at Chik-fil-a and now have dirt on him, how do I use it?’ guy. I feel like the 48 laws thread would have been better if he tried to defend his position, the fire-and-forget thing is pretty weak. Really seems like he wants to be edgy and manipulative but just isn’t very good at it. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/55 "2017-12-11T18:08:07Z")
I always read it as dark turd myself. > [@running\_coach](#): > > Which you’re [wrong](https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/15/soy-myths_n_5571272.html) about. Spitting into the wind, debating with this one. He is also the [frog pajama guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=819048). Maybe we _should_ keep him. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/56 "2017-12-11T18:08:41Z")
I’ve never had avocado toast but I don’t enjoy Hooters. I do eat meat (too much, probably) but I also eat soy products as well. Am I still a Neurotic Millenial[sup]®[/sup]? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/57 "2017-12-11T18:09:19Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I always read it as dark turd myself. > > Spitting into the wind, debating with this one. Just yesterday, I tugged on Superman’s cape. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/58 "2017-12-11T18:12:59Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Isn’t there a research paper you’re supposed to be busy avoiding? Dropped the class today, as a matter of fact! But thanks for asking. 😃 That wasn’t a typo in my last post. I was trying to be punny… ---
**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2017, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/59 "2017-12-12T02:16:53Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > For some reason, I always mentally filled it in as “Duck Turd.” Me too. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2017, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/60 "2017-12-12T03:33:01Z")
> [@DkTrdGuy](#): > > -Dark Triad Guy > –People have been asking about the meaning of my username. It’s a JOKE between me and my friends. I’m neither narcissistic, psychopathic, nor Machiavellian. My haters have accused me of being such. They mistake my rationality, assertiveness, ambition, and confidence for something more sinister. You appear to mistake your rationality, assertiveness, ambition, and confidence for existing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205.md?page=4)