# I pit the Neurotic Millenial!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 11, 2017, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205 "2017-12-11T15:48:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2017, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/81 "2017-12-12T21:25:27Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> My understanding of the term Social Justice Warrior is that it is used by bigots to describe people who object to bigotry while not being the subject of that bigotry themselves. So if one was to object to someone being racist, but one wasn’t black, then in the racist’s eyes one would be a Social Justice Warrior.

Yes, because racists assume that everyone agrees with them, but some people have been shamed by “PC” into not saying racist things out loud. Therefore a Social Justice Warrior can’t possibly be offended by racism, they’re just signalling their virtue to make themselves look good.

Racists are nothing but walking ignorance.

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**Author:** ![ThisIsTheEnd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisistheend/32/4713_2.png) [@ThisIsTheEnd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisIsTheEnd)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2017, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/82 "2017-12-12T21:28:39Z")

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I pit the alt-right for appropriating [Soy BOMB](https://youtu.be/w0k7rKsCiLg) and them and all the rest of you for not knowing where it even came from.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2017, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/83 "2017-12-31T08:34:21Z")

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Here’s a link to **DarkTurd** ’s latest masterpiece, [who pays when you stain chairs with your pants](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=845907).

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2017, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/84 "2017-12-31T13:25:22Z")

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Isn’t this just someone making an extended joke that only he thinks is funny? I mean, godspeed pal, maybe it’s not the best use of your time, but maybe it actually is.

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**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2017, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/85 "2017-12-31T14:38:33Z")

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> [@Pantastic](#):
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> What’s funny is that “soy boy,” “cuck” and the like are actually pretty pathetic insults, as their targets tend to go ‘what’ and not ‘alas good sir, you have wounded my pride’. It’s also one of those handy signs where if someone calls you a ‘cuck’ or ‘soy boy’, you can safely dismiss everything else they say because they’re in some kind of far-right imaginary realm.

I think of it very much like a 15 year old screaming epithets through his X-box headset because he thinks devoting 80 hours a week to a video game is some kind of accomplishment, rather than an indication he needs to get a job.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/86 "2018-01-01T01:58:26Z")

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Yeah those necrotic fucking millenials and their gaping, open wounds.

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**Author:** ![Ulfreida](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ulfreida/32/8014_2.png) [@Ulfreida](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulfreida)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/87 "2018-01-01T02:19:31Z")

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> [@Merneith](#):
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> Yes, because racists assume that everyone agrees with them, but some people have been shamed by “PC” into not saying racist things out loud. Therefore a Social Justice Warrior can’t possibly be offended by racism, they’re just signalling their virtue to make themselves look good.
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> Racists are nothing but walking ignorance.

I agree with the first paragraph, but racists are a lot worse than walking ignorance. Dark Turd, though, is just a pathetic little sociopath.

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2018, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/88 "2018-01-01T19:42:02Z")

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My anger towards millennials is based totally on the fact that they will still be alive when I’m dead.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/89 "2018-01-02T13:16:42Z")

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> [@E-DUB](#):
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> My anger towards millennials is based totally on the fact that they will still be alive when I’m dead.

Not if they keep texting while driving.\*

\*I’ll be safe in my armored Humvee.

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**Author:** ![Mijin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mijin/32/9369_2.png) [@Mijin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mijin)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/90 "2018-01-02T14:43:39Z")

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This thread does illustrate something that’s wrong with american culture, but it’s not millenials. It’s this general culture of hate.

Terms like snowflake, SJW, neckbeard etc seem to be coined constantly to imagine some boogeyman who embodies every grievance, both real and strawman.

Instead of trying to label people and find enemies, hey, why not try to engage with them on their POV? I think you’ll find that either these positions are pure strawman – opinions not actually held by anyone – or that actually they have a point.

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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/91 "2018-01-02T15:47:33Z")

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> [@Mijin](#):
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> This thread does illustrate something that’s wrong with american culture, but it’s not millenials. It’s this general culture of hate.
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> Terms like snowflake, SJW, neckbeard etc seem to be coined constantly to imagine some boogeyman who embodies every grievance, both real and strawman.
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> Instead of trying to label people and find enemies, hey, why not try to engage with them on their POV? I think you’ll find that either these positions are pure strawman – opinions not actually held by anyone – or that actually they have a point.

not gonna happen, at least not until the Boomers are gone. they’re so stuck in the mindset that everything they (incorrectly) believe about this country in 1957 was the most perfectest thing ever and they’re trying to do everything in their power to drag us all kicking and screaming back to their vision of the past. And they’re going to blame everyone they can (other than themselves, of course) for the fact that most of them never became rich like they were promised.

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**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/92 "2018-01-02T17:39:02Z")

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> [@jz78817](#):
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> not gonna happen, at least not until the Boomers are gone. they’re so stuck in the mindset that everything they (incorrectly) believe about this country in 1957 was the most perfectest thing ever and they’re trying to do everything in their power to drag us all kicking and screaming back to their vision of the past. And they’re going to blame everyone they can (other than themselves, of course) for the fact that most of them never became rich like they were promised.

Talk about imaginary boogeymen.

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**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/93 "2018-01-02T18:39:53Z")

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> [@eulalia](#):
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> Talk about imaginary boogeymen.

Ace Hardware had a sale on broad brushes this weekend.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2018, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/94 "2018-01-02T23:26:39Z")

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Breaking news!

\*\*Humans daring to be three dimensional beings with values and priorities of their own annoy self-congratulating narcissists.  
\*\*  
Film at eleven.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/95 "2018-01-03T06:48:06Z")

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> [@jz78817](#):
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> not gonna happen, at least not until the Boomers are gone. they’re so stuck in the mindset that everything they (incorrectly) believe about this country in 1957 was the most perfectest thing ever and they’re trying to do everything in their power to drag us all kicking and screaming back to their vision of the past. And they’re going to blame everyone they can (other than themselves, of course) for the fact that most of them never became rich like they were promised.

Weird.

You need to go have a talk with another of our odd Far Right ignorant-of-history posters. His repeated claim is that everything evil in the U.S., today, is based on Boomers forcing the country to reject the ideal land of 1957 and here you are claiming that the evil is Boomer’s trying to cling to it. You are like the inversion of the people who insist that Boomers caused us to “lose” in Vietnam because they did not want to go “defend” their country. (They always fail to explain why Boomer support for the war continued as fairly high throughout that period or why over half the names of the Wall are of Boomers, but then your sort of poo-flingers rarely seem to care for (or even understand) actual history.

At any rate, the general mindset of of people who divide up the population based on birthdate, ascribing a hive-like mindset to everyone born between certain dates is just silly. (Pretty much as silly as starting a thread to condemn a group and then mindlessly misspelling their name.)

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/96 "2018-01-03T19:09:26Z")

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The fuck is the OP going on about ? We’re not on his stupid lawn in the first place, man 😕

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2018, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/97 "2018-01-03T21:37:44Z")

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> [@Ulfreida](#):
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> I agree with the first paragraph, but racists are a lot worse than walking ignorance. Dark Turd, though, is just a pathetic little sociopath.

I believe him to be a troll. Beyond being a troll, I think it’s likely he’s an alt-right idiot who is getting his jollies by trying to yank our chains, but it doesn’t really matter. At his base, he’s a bridge-dweller with a penchant for spinning ridiculous yarns.

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**Author:** ![tim314](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim314/32/3468_2.png) [@tim314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim314)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/98 "2018-01-07T12:27:18Z")

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> [@DkTrdGuy](#):
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> These people have killed America! They want to take away your guns and free speech. They look down on golf, preppy clothing, and nice cars. Soy face millennials won’t touch breakfast classics such as captain crunch and orange juice. Talk about cereal killers! They’d rather eat avocado toast. These fuckers have killed diamonds. WTF? You used to could get a woman to do anything, if you gave her diamonds!

I’m finding it hard to believe this isn’t some sort of parody.

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**Author:** ![Norse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/99 "2018-01-07T14:55:41Z")

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> [@DkTrdGuy](#):
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> These people have killed America! They want to take away your guns and free speech. […] You used to could get a woman to do anything, if you gave her diamonds!

Is this guy serious? Most of the world (except the “home of the free and the brave”) don’t allow any idjit to carry a gun, and just the idea of “getting a woman to do anything” in exchange of being given something is… misogynist, at best.

Yeah, i know. I’m naive.

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**Author:** ![Norse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2018, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-neurotic-millenial/804205/100 "2018-01-07T14:59:25Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> I tried really hard not to feed the troll, but…Polaroid? I thought all the cool kids were using Kodachrome.

Not anymore. Kodak has quit processing kodachrome. _wipes tears_

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