# I pit the pig that is Monica Lewinsky, over some pork chops on the barbie (BBQ) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 2, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161 "2014-07-02T02:46:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kstarnes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4da419/32.png) [@kstarnes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kstarnes)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/1 "2014-07-02T02:46:29Z")
The re-emergence of Ms. Lewinsky has stirred up old feelings in me. This woman is a pig, through and through. In the literal sense, she resembles a pig. In the metaphorical sense, because she takes a “buffet-all-you-can-eat” approach to life, a woman who has no sense of shame or inhibition. I mean, having an affair with the president? Was she not aware that he’s a married man with a daughter? Did you think of her? Wait, but there is more. She was simultaneously hedging her bets, while playing with the president, she was also sleeping with another man which resulted in a pregnancy which she aborted. What a disgusting pig. I pit Monica Lewinsky and I pit Lewinskyism (= all-you-can-eat immorality.) Furthermore, what kind of person saves a semen stained dress?? A pig, a sicko pig. > **['She needs the money': Why Monica Lewinsky is writing tell-all book as...](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206057/Monica-Lewinsky-writing-tell-memoir-needs-money.html)** > > The former White House intern, 39, is reportedly penning the book - including her intimate love letters to the ex-president and how he desired threesomes - after the scandal left her strapped financially. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/2 "2014-07-02T02:48:12Z")
> [@kstarnes](#): > > I mean, having an affair with the president? You never aimed high in life? ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/3 "2014-07-02T02:52:31Z")
Marlon Brando is dead. ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/4 "2014-07-02T02:56:32Z")
Can’t the OP at least try for _amusing_ stupidity? ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/5 "2014-07-02T02:57:02Z")
Someone please tell me this is satire. ---
**Author:** ![kstarnes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4da419/32.png) [@kstarnes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kstarnes)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/6 "2014-07-02T03:04:56Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > You never aimed high in life? What she did was immoral. A lot has been written about Clinton’s role in all this but not much about hers. I find her more repellent to be honest, much more so. ---
**Author:** ![kstarnes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4da419/32.png) [@kstarnes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kstarnes)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/7 "2014-07-02T03:06:20Z")
> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#): > > Marlon Brando is dead. I see what you did there, 😉 ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/8 "2014-07-02T03:06:46Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > Someone please tell me this is satire. > [@kstarnes](#): > > What she did was immoral. A lot has been written about Clinton’s role in all this but not much about hers. I find her more repellent to be honest, much more so. Performance art. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/9 "2014-07-02T03:07:05Z")
> [@kstarnes](#): > > What she did was immoral. A lot has been written about Clinton’s role in all this but not much about hers. I find her more repellent to be honest, much more so. Don’t worry, I’m sure you can be even more repellant if you try. There will be a Clinton in The White House soon. Maybe you can make a try. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/10 "2014-07-02T03:21:46Z")
Hey, anybody remember the trailers for _The Fellowship of the Ring_? It was 2001 and we hadn’t seen anything like it before. The fellowship is holed up in the mines of Moria and Boromir (played by the often killed Sean Bean) peeks out the door and says “They have a cave troll”. That’s the exact same thing I think when I peek into a **kstarnes** thread ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/11 "2014-07-02T03:27:20Z")
How much longer are we going to put up with this idiot? Don’t we have higher standards than this OP? Seriously. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/12 "2014-07-02T03:28:42Z")
> [@LavenderBlue](#): > > Can’t the OP at least try for _amusing_ stupidity? No, I think plain old routine stupidity is about all **kstarnes** is capable of. On a good day. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/13 "2014-07-02T03:37:44Z")
> [@armedmonkey](#): > > Hey, anybody remember the trailers for _The Fellowship of the Ring_? It was 2001 and we hadn’t seen anything like it before. The fellowship is holed up in the mines of Moria and Boromir (played by the often killed Sean Bean) peeks out the door and says “They have a cave troll”. You know, what \*is \*it with Sean Bean always getting killed off, and often well before the end of the movie? Do directors pick him for roles like that because he’s good at dying, or is he like Heston and not wanting to replay a role so he gets himself killed off so he can’t be brought back in a sequel? ---
**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/14 "2014-07-02T03:38:11Z")
The OP dug up a 2 year old article regarding an event that occurred 15 years ago to get outraged about? Can’t you at least keep your crazy current and get outraged over Bengahzi or something? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/15 "2014-07-02T03:41:36Z")
I always found her attractive. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/16 "2014-07-02T03:47:52Z")
I wouldn’t mind getting blown by Monica. She’s not hideous or anything. Anyway, the responsibility to say no was with Clinton. Don’t blame Monica for blowing the prez. It was his responsibility as commander and chief to walk away. ETA: I’m with **Mr. Nylock.** She could blow me any day. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/17 "2014-07-02T03:55:12Z")
The only victim I see in this situation is me, for having read this thread. ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/18 "2014-07-02T03:55:48Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > It was his responsibility as commander and chief to walk away. He wasn’t able to, he was blown away before he could. ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/19 "2014-07-02T04:00:13Z")
> [@boytyperanma](#): > > The OP dug up a 2 year old article regarding an event that occurred 15 years ago to get outraged about? Can’t you at least keep your crazy current and get outraged over Bengahzi or something? There is news on Lewinsky today, but the OP neglected to[use a relevant link.](http://www.politico.com/story/2014/07/monica-lewinsky-national-geographic-interview-108477.html) There’s an interview coming up Sunday on National Geographic as part of a longer special. Clips have been released to shows like Today and GMA to promote it, her first on-camera interview in a decade. As if anyone cared, I only know about because I was half watching one of those magazine style news shows on ABC this afternoon. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/20 "2014-07-02T04:05:04Z")
I’m really disappointed by the _ **Mad About You** _ finale. The last \*\*\*Seinfeld \*\*\*wasn’t all that, either. I think everybody convinced themselves it was great because, you know, _Seinfeld_, but I barely laughed during the whole ep. Pisses me off. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161.md?page=2)