# I pit the pig that is Monica Lewinsky, over some pork chops on the barbie (BBQ) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 2, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161 "2014-07-02T02:46:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tonyfop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/85f322/32.png) [@tonyfop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tonyfop)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/41 "2014-07-02T12:24:27Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > It was his responsibility as commander and chief to walk away. Do you know how difficult it is to walk while someone is giving you a blowjob? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/42 "2014-07-02T12:29:09Z")
> [@Machine\_Elf](#): > > There was an incident ~15 years ago when Yo Yo Ma (Yo Mama?) or some other famous musician accidentally left his musical instrument in a Manhattan taxi. He was able to track it down because, inexplicably, he had kept the receipt from the cab ride. And that’s what did in Bill - he kept the receipts. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/43 "2014-07-02T12:29:17Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Maybe you’ll grow up someday, **kstarnes**. Oh he will, and he’ll grow into > [@iiandyiiii](#): > > the ‘old, entrenched, bitter, seething hatred’ type of misogyny. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/44 "2014-07-02T12:31:22Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > Being a life-long resident of Australia, I can assure every single one of you that anything that once mooed. oinked, baaed, clucked, hopped, swam, scuttled or filtered is definitely a candidate for the BBQ! > > 😉 Definitely…but there’s a difference between “the BBQ” – the metal thing outside that contains charcoal (or a gas tank connection, if you insist) and a cooking grid – and “a plate of BBQ,” which is a vinegar-based, slow-cooked pork that is minced, chopped, or pulled. A plate of BBQ is typically accompanied by cole slaw, brunswick stew, hush puppies, and vegetables that have been cooked in the presence of a ham bone (or a chunk of ham, judging by the amount of meat sometimes found in these veggies). Boiled potatoes are fairly common too. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/45 "2014-07-02T12:43:07Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > I wouldn’t mind getting blown by Monica. She’s not hideous or anything. > > Anyway, the responsibility to say no was with Clinton. > > Don’t blame Monica for blowing the prez. It was his responsibility as commander and chief to walk away. You are wrong, friend, wrong! The Prez was commander-in-chief, not “commander and chief”. > [@](#): > > ETA: I’m with **Mr. Nylock.** She could blow me any day. Well, that just goes to prove the old adage, “different strokes for different folks”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/46 "2014-07-02T13:00:16Z")
> [@boytyperanma](#): > > The OP dug up a 2 year old article regarding an event that occurred 15 years ago to get outraged about? Can’t you at least keep your crazy current and get outraged over Bengahzi or something? I’m picturing **kstarnes** in 2027, digging up a 2025 article on the Benghazi incident. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/47 "2014-07-02T13:11:15Z")
[Johnathan Ames](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Ames) wrote in _The Alcoholic_ that he took part in a dinner party at a restaurant that Monica was invited to. One of the guests ordered grilled kielbasa sausage, and Monica looked at the big, long sausage and said “What is that? It looks delicious!” The conversation came to a dead halt, as everybody felt too awkward to speak. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/48 "2014-07-02T13:12:50Z")
Ingredients: ``` 4 1-inch thick pork chops 3/4 pound plum tomatoes, chopped 3/4 cup red onion, chopped 1/4 cup red wine vinegar 2 tablespoons olive oil 4 cloves garlic, minced 1 tablespoon fresh basil, chopped ``` Combine everything but the pork chops in a bowl. Let the mixture sit for about 15 minutes to mix the flavors. Preheat grill. Drain the liquid from the tomato mixture and pour over pork chops. Set tomato mixture in the refrigerator covered. Let them sit in liquid for about 15 minutes (should be enough time to give POTUS a BJ)Remove pork chops from liquid and discard liquid. Place chops on grill and cook for about 6 minutes per side or until done. Place pork chops on plates and spoon tomato mixture over top. Serve. ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/49 "2014-07-02T13:14:36Z")
> [@tonyfop](#): > > Do you know how difficult it is to walk while someone is giving you a blowjob? No, but I’m willing to find out. For Science. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Duality](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.duality/32/4098_2.png) [@Mr.Duality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Duality)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/50 "2014-07-02T13:29:12Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > You know, what \*is \*it with Sean Bean always getting killed off, and often well before the end of the movie? Do directors pick him for roles like that because he’s good at dying, or is he like Heston and not wanting to replay a role so he gets himself killed off so he can’t be brought back in a sequel? It’s been a long time since _Sharpe’s Rifles_, but I don’t think he got killed in that one. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/51 "2014-07-02T13:32:02Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > Ingredients: > > ``` > 4 1-inch thick pork chops > 3/4 pound plum tomatoes, chopped > 3/4 cup red onion, chopped > 1/4 cup red wine vinegar > 2 tablespoons olive oil > 4 cloves garlic, minced > 1 tablespoon fresh basil, chopped > > ``` > > Combine everything but the pork chops in a bowl. Let the mixture sit for about 15 minutes to mix the flavors. Preheat grill. Drain the liquid from the tomato mixture and pour over pork chops. Set tomato mixture in the refrigerator covered. Let them sit in liquid for about 15 minutes (should be enough time to give POTUS a BJ)Remove pork chops from liquid and discard liquid. Place chops on grill and cook for about 6 minutes per side or until done. Place pork chops on plates and spoon tomato mixture over top. Serve. I shouldn’t have to scroll this far down to find the BBQ pork chop recipe. Can the mods move this post to the top of page 1, please? ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/52 "2014-07-02T13:58:02Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > Place chops on grill and cook for about 6 minutes per side or until done. You just described grilling in a discussion about BBQ. Pistols at dawn, sir! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/53 "2014-07-02T14:01:30Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > I’ve wondered the same about ticket stubs. Hey, it says right there, “KEEP THIS COUPON”. It doesn’t say how long. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/54 "2014-07-02T15:59:30Z")
Lewinsky my Bill, **kstarnes.** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/55 "2014-07-02T17:01:40Z")
> [@tonyfop](#): > > Do you know how difficult it is to walk while someone is giving you a blowjob? Some people have never been involved in blow jobs. ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/56 "2014-07-02T17:25:33Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > Definitely…but there’s a difference between “the BBQ” – the metal thing outside that contains charcoal (or a gas tank connection, if you insist) and a cooking grid – and “a plate of BBQ,” which is a vinegar-based, slow-cooked pork that is minced, chopped, or pulled. A plate of BBQ is typically accompanied by cole slaw, brunswick stew, hush puppies, and vegetables that have been cooked in the presence of a ham bone (or a chunk of ham, judging by the amount of meat sometimes found in these veggies). Boiled potatoes are fairly common too. By calling a grill a BBQ, you are propagating the very ignorance that you are purporting to fight. Stop it! Now! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/57 "2014-07-02T17:25:37Z")
She’s not the type I usually go for, but she does look like she’d give a good blowjob. I’ll allow it. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/58 "2014-07-02T17:27:07Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > I’m with **Mr. Nylock.** She could blow me any day. I always found her attractive. Beautiful face, nice hair, pleasantly plump… I still feel sorry for her though. I mean, lots of young women have gotten involved with powerful married men, but they don’t end up being a national pariah, or the butt of lame jokes like the OP. She didn’t deserve that. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/59 "2014-07-02T17:37:22Z")
> [@Typo\_Negative](#): > > I always found her attractive. Beautiful face, nice hair, pleasantly plump… > > I still feel sorry for her though. I mean, lots of young women have gotten involved with powerful married men, but they don’t end up being a national pariah, or the butt of lame jokes like the OP. She didn’t deserve that. Yeah, she made a mistake countless young women have made, she just made it with the worst possible guy. Just let it go already. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161/60 "2014-07-02T17:47:00Z")
Caught carrying on with a President with wife and children? Has a bit of a showy side that some consider flaunting conventional morality and a lack of inhibitions? For whom there are famous articles of clothing? Um…Marilyn Monroe? ETA: I would hazard **kstarnes** (or whatever asshole blog he reads) would find some lame reason it’s nowhere close to being the same. Funny how that works. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pig-that-is-monica-lewinsky-over-some-pork-chops-on-the-barbie-bbq/692161.md?page=4)