# I Pit The Pit{again}
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [June 22, 2007, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939 "2007-06-22T01:58:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@LOUIS\_CYPHERE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LOUIS_CYPHERE)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/61 "2007-06-22T03:53:40Z")
“hey , Let’s Go Fuck Some Comatose Kiddies, Bryan Thinks It’s Really Smart!!”
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### Author:  [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/62 "2007-06-22T03:53:43Z")
[QUOTE=LOUIS CYPHERE]
Admit it, you’re green with envy that I was the 1st to use it. Go on you’re among friends.
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Actually, I’m more envious of the poster who thought to mention Dorrance #5X Stainless Steel Hooks. Well done, **Geobabe**! Nice blast from the past.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/63 "2007-06-22T03:55:12Z")
[QUOTE=Spoons]
Okay, now I know I’ve been around the SDMB for a while. I get this! 😛
More on topic, let’s see: Satan, Beelzebub, Lucifer…_Louis Cyphere_…_Lucifer_! Do I win a prize?
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[Robert De Niro …Louis Cyphre - from 20 years ago.](http://imdb.com/title/tt0092563/)
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### Author:  [@LOUIS\_CYPHERE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LOUIS_CYPHERE)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/64 "2007-06-22T03:55:57Z")
[QUOTE=tomndebb]
No. Your name means “famed warrior of no consequence” in bad German and misspelled English. Had you meant an attempt on a clever presentation of the Latin “Lucifer,” you should have tried “Lou Siffer” (or, better, “Lou Kiffehr” or “Lou Chiffehr”), which avoids both the extraneous syllable of Louis as well as the effete final “e” and the wrong initial vowel sound in Cyphere.
Better luck in the future.
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What’s in a name? I prefer my “Angel Heart” spelling, if that’s alright with you professor.
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### Author:  [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/65 "2007-06-22T03:56:58Z")
> [@](#):
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> **Sierra Indigo** wrote:
> But if it’s the filter inlet, does that really count as fucking the pool?
If you fuck a pussy, does that count as fucking a woman? I mean a real one, not one of them latex ones you can get. Not that I’d know anything about that…
That dirty enough for ya, **LOUIS**?
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### Author:  [@LOUIS\_CYPHERE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LOUIS_CYPHERE)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/66 "2007-06-22T04:01:27Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
Sorry, you’re not worthy of being puzzled out.
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I’ll save you the trouble then . Do you know what a twat is?
That’s you that is…a pregnant fish. Wriggle out of that one, Bryan!
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### Author:  [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/67 "2007-06-22T04:03:55Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
You know that anything goes in the Pit, right? Except wishing harm, threatening death, posting hate speec, active trolling, altering quote beyond fair usage standards, and the like.
Was it any of those? 🙂
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Naw, it was along the lines of setting up the lawn chair and trying to goad another poster.
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### Author:  [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/68 "2007-06-22T04:03:56Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
[Vincent Price]Yeeeeeeees?[/Vincent Price]
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Wasn’t that Frank Nelson, parodied in [_The Simpsons_](http://aayeesssss.ytmnd.com/)?
…yeah, yeah, OP’s stupid, etc.
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### Author:  [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/69 "2007-06-22T04:04:57Z")
[QUOTE=LOUIS CYPHERE]
What’s in a name? I prefer my “Angel Heart” spelling, if that’s alright with you professor.
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Then you still got it wrong, halfwit. The character in _Angel Heart_ was named Louis Cyphre, as already posted. Very much like the character in [Falling Angel](http://www.amazon.com/Falling-Angel-Dead-Letter-Mystery/dp/0312957955), actually. That’s one of those small rectangular objects called “books” that literate people enjoy spending time with.
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### Author:  [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/70 "2007-06-22T04:06:06Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
Wasn’t that Frank Nelson, parodied in [_The Simpsons_](http://aayeesssss.ytmnd.com/)?
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Oh snap, I think you’re right. Well anyway Vincent Price is cool too, dag nabbit.
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### Author:  [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/71 "2007-06-22T04:08:52Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
Oh snap, I think you’re right. Well anyway Vincent Price is cool too, dag nabbit.
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Oh, no doubt. Cool in a way classy always is.
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### Author:  [@LOUIS\_CYPHERE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LOUIS_CYPHERE)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/72 "2007-06-22T04:09:20Z")
[QUOTE=Hung Mung]
Naw, it was along the lines of setting up the lawn chair and trying to goad another poster.
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Did n’t bite though, did I? I’m a wily old carp, you see!
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### Author:  [@LOUIS\_CYPHERE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LOUIS_CYPHERE)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/73 "2007-06-22T04:12:13Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot]
Then you still got it wrong, halfwit. The character in _Angel Heart_ was named Louis Cyphre, as already posted. Very much like the character in [Falling Angel](http://www.amazon.com/Falling-Angel-Dead-Letter-Mystery/dp/0312957955), actually. That’s one of those small rectangular objects called “books” that literate people enjoy spending time with.
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So, I’ve got a rival? Do you want to bring him over, see who’s got the smartest devil?
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### Author:  [@LOUIS\_CYPHERE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LOUIS_CYPHERE)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/74 "2007-06-22T04:20:30Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot]
Then you still got it wrong, halfwit. The character in _Angel Heart_ was named Louis Cyphre, as already posted.
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I think if you check the movie, when Harry is taking notes during the phone-call, he actually spells it the way I did. And I like mine better anyway.
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### Author:  [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/75 "2007-06-22T04:26:52Z")
[QUOTE=LOUIS CYPHERE]
Did n’t bite though, did I? I’m a wily old carp, you see!
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You’re a fucking idiot. Here is why:
1. There was nothing to “bite.” Nothing. I edited the original content out of that post.
2. You weren’t the one I wanted to rile up.
In conclusion, you’re a moron and an attention whore. Enjoy your five little minutes of SDMB bee-buzzing fame, wank your pitiful, attention-starved tool and sleep the gentle slumber of the mentally unencumbered boob.
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### Author:  [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/76 "2007-06-22T04:27:40Z")
[QUOTE=LOUIS CYPHERE]
I think if you check the movie, when Harry is taking notes during the phone-call, he actually spells it the way I did.
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Wow, fanboy, you’re so hardcore.
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### Author:  [@LOUIS\_CYPHERE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LOUIS_CYPHERE)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/77 "2007-06-22T04:30:31Z")
[QUOTE=Hung Mung]
You’re a fucking idiot. Here is why:
1. There was nothing to “bite.” Nothing. I edited the original content out of that post.
2. You weren’t the one I wanted to rile up.
In conclusion, you’re a moron and an attention whore. Enjoy your five little minutes of SDMB bee-buzzing fame, wank your pitiful, attention-starved tool and sleep the gentle slumber of the mentally unencumbered boob.
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And likewise to your self thrice-fold you petty , imbecilic poltroon!
I don’t even know what a poltroon is, but I bet you are definitely one. 🆒
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### Author:  [@Aioua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aioua)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/78 "2007-06-22T04:32:45Z")
[QUOTE=Taber]
https://www.youtube.com/embed/5umaEqAmylw?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque
In the interest of full disclosure, I don’t think Louis paying the $15 will make us care, either.
Also, Bryan, I think he just called you Dan Rather, though he’d’ve been better off calling you Koppel
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Yes, but if he had paid it’s just as easy: You’re the one who paid the 15 bucks. If you don’t like it, quit bitching and leave.
Catch-22!
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### Author:  [@LOUIS\_CYPHERE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LOUIS_CYPHERE)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/79 "2007-06-22T04:33:08Z")
[QUOTE=LOUIS CYPHERE]
And likewise to your self thrice-fold you petty , imbecilic poltroon!
I don’t even know what a poltroon is, but I bet you are definitely one. 🆒
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p.s. Are you the smartest on the board, oh honorable not-so Well Hung Mung?
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### Author:  [@Aioua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aioua)
#### Post date: [June 22, 2007, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit-again/408939/80 "2007-06-22T04:34:10Z")
[QUOTE=LOUIS CYPHERE]
And likewise to your self thrice-fold you petty , imbecilic poltroon!
I don’t even know what a poltroon is, but I bet you are definitely one. 🆒
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That smiley. I don’t think it means what you think it means.
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