# I Pit The Pit **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 15, 2013, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548 "2013-07-15T12:05:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/21 "2013-07-18T02:15:16Z")
Once, on the old AOL SD message board, I told someone, and I quote “I suggest you go and attempt a physiologically improbable act of self-penetration” and got away with it. ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/22 "2013-07-18T04:10:15Z")
> [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](#): > > I don’t think I was. In fact I was kind of sort of making fun of myself. You know, self-deprecation, that sort of thing. > > As for my next flash of brilliance I am pleased to say that you likely won’t have to wait long. > > I’m like a strobe light. Annoying. 😃 Pussy. 😛 You totally backed down. Starting a thread about weak Pits and then you roll over. I for one can’t remember the current ruling about “cunt” but figure I can proclaim, at myself, I AM A CUNT. And I don’t even like the word but it feels good to yell into a thunderstorm (veiled reference.) Get a dick. (I don’t come into the Pit very often but how was that?) ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/23 "2013-07-18T05:11:34Z")
Hoo boy I shake my fist at you. How irksome! ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/24 "2013-07-18T07:42:42Z")
> [@Becky2844](#): > > Pussy. 😛 You totally backed down. Starting a thread about weak Pits and then you roll over. > > I for one can’t remember the current ruling about “cunt” but figure I can proclaim, at myself, I AM A CUNT. And I don’t even like the word but it feels good to yell into a thunderstorm (veiled reference.) > > Get a dick. > > (I don’t come into the Pit very often but how was that?) Nice! I remember the Pit from back in the day. It was a fucking flame-war battleground, grown from the honored Usenet flaming tradition. Now it is watered down RO backwater. I hope you don’t get banned for calling yourself a \*\*\*\* 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/25 "2013-07-18T07:48:18Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > Hoo boy I shake my fist at you. How irksome! Dangit! I am irked. I might take my water pistol and spray the ground under your feet. Take that you irksome well liked individual! ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/26 "2013-07-18T08:08:05Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > Once, on the old AOL SD message board, I told someone, and I quote “I suggest you go and attempt a physiologically improbable act of self-penetration” and got away with it. From what I understand I can tell the “The Outside World”, in a generic fashion, without directing it to any poster on the SDMB, to “Kiss my ass” Lick my cunt" “suck my dick” “fuck you” “shove it up your ass” etc, without sanction. ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/27 "2013-07-18T12:43:23Z")
> [@Klaatu](#): > > " Lick my cunt" “suck my dick” … and how the feck am I gonna do that? Are you some culchie type of Thai Ladyboy with 2 sets of bodyparts? ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/28 "2013-07-18T12:45:30Z")
I agree. Furthermore, I am tired of all the political Pit threads and RO about how “THIS GUY DID THIS”. It is part of the reason why I haven’t been posting much recently. Whatever happened to Pit threads that actually used to be fun to post in. I agree, take it to GD. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/29 "2013-07-18T21:04:19Z")
> [@Becky2844](#): > > I for one can’t remember the current ruling about “cunt” but figure I can proclaim, at myself, I AM A CUNT. You just c\*n’t direct it at other posters. > [@Doughbag](#): > > … and how the feck am I gonna do that? Are you some culchie type of Thai Ladyboy with 2 sets of bodyparts? Well I’m turned on now. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/30 "2013-07-19T13:28:53Z")
> [@Anonymous User](#): > > I agree. Furthermore, I am tired of all the political Pit threads and RO about how “THIS GUY DID THIS”. It is part of the reason why I haven’t been posting much recently. I think we all know what to do. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/31 "2013-07-19T16:07:25Z")
> [@Anonymous User](#): > > I agree. Furthermore, I am tired of all the political Pit threads and RO about how “THIS GUY DID THIS”. It is part of the reason why I haven’t been posting much recently. Whatever happened to Pit threads that actually used to be fun to post in. > > I agree, take it to GD. This board has taken you on quite the rollercoaster ride over the last nine months. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/32 "2013-07-19T16:38:48Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > This board has taken you on quite the rollercoaster ride over the last nine months. Clam up, 2006er!!! (I hope the verbiage “clam up” isn’t too risque for The Pit) And… NOBODY BETTER LOOK AT MY JOIN DATE, _or else_. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/33 "2013-07-19T17:17:23Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > This board has taken you on quite the rollercoaster ride over the last nine months. He’s totally brand new, OK?? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2013, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/34 "2013-07-19T20:37:38Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > Clam up, 2006er!!! (I hope the verbiage “clam up” isn’t too risque for The Pit) > > And… NOBODY BETTER LOOK AT MY JOIN DATE, _or else_. Oh oh. As soon as I read it, my eyes went straight over there. It’s like they have a mind of their own! ETA: I’m just a regular Charter Member, not a super-duper, extra-special Charter Member Charter Member like **Giraffe!** ---
**Author:** ![Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4af34b/32.png) [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeke_N.Destroi)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/35 "2013-07-20T00:22:36Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > Fuck off asshole!.. Is that better? Yes, quite. May I say, ‘Well played.’ Have a [pint on me](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk). Sorry for the ads 😉 > [@Tangent](#): > > Maybe we should rename it? > The Warming Drawer > The Sunroom > The Heated Pool All good suggestions, except _The Heated Pool_. I often find them too chilly to be comfortable. > [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > I don’t think that’s allowed either. ☹ > > [Restricted language in the Pit - The BBQ Pit - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858) > > That was a sad cocksucking motherfucking cuntlappery of a cunty day when the rules changed. That day can go fuck itself. Buddy, nice try. Check out [chronological](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echolalia). Seek therapy though I must url=[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyS-jehNex8](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyS-jehNex8)]admit. Come think of it - I smoked a cigarette - it has potential. \*[cuntlapperry, cuntlappery cuntlap - fuck you"\*](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te_Nv3lMUnA) > [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > Once, on the old AOL SD message board, I told someone, and I quote “I suggest you go and attempt a physiologically improbable act of self-penetration” and got away with it. See it is such sesquipedalian machinations required to properly slag some fucker to truly deserves to be truly, and firmly needs to be [told](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TQW_Fgq0b4) \<\_\_\_\__ **NSFW** _//u] [\<– skip to 1:52 for relevance. > [@Becky2844](#): > > Pussy. 😛 You totally backed down. Starting a thread about weak Pits and then you roll over. > > I for one can’t remember the current ruling about “cunt” but figure I can proclaim, at myself, I AM A CUNT. And I don’t even like the word but it feels good to yell into a thunderstorm (veiled reference.) > > Get a dick. > > (I don’t come into the Pit very often but how was that?) Yeah, I know busy was busy elsewhere. But I’m more than happy to try and stake my place as thensfw[url=[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JErcHNSAfRk](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JErcHNSAfRk)] whitest guy around > [@Giraffe](#): > > He’s totally brand new, OK?? Fuck off for showing up to one of my threads you scrawny-necked-iconic-mother-fucker you. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/36 "2013-07-20T00:56:50Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > That never happened. Yes it did. I downloaded copies of certain threads, with comments from certain posters. I would hate for them to become public. I’ve stashed them with Julian Assange and Edward Snowden, in case anything happens to me. Y’all have been warned. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/37 "2013-07-20T04:29:28Z")
> [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](#): > > \ > Fuck off for showing up to one of my threads you scrawny-necked-iconic-mother-fucker you. Well, that’s not very neighbourly! ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/38 "2013-07-20T18:21:24Z")
> [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](#): > > Fuck off for showing up to one of my threads you scrawny-necked-iconic-mother-fucker you. Rude. I don’t come to the Pit to be insulted, you know. I come to hear people’s feelings on coworkers who don’t refill the printer with paper and whether or not people are upset that a baby got murdered. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548/39 "2013-07-20T20:34:32Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Rude. I don’t come to the Pit to be insulted, you know. I come to hear people’s feelings on coworkers who don’t refill the printer with paper and whether or not people are upset that a baby got murdered. :mad: That baby needed killin’. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-pit/663548.md?page=1)