# I pit the rhinovirus (stupid)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-rhinovirus-stupid/220832>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 24, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-rhinovirus-stupid/220832 "2003-12-24T13:24:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![eli\_the\_fanatic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ccd318/32.png) [@eli\_the\_fanatic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eli_the_fanatic)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-rhinovirus-stupid/220832/1 "2003-12-24T13:24:37Z")

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Stinking little good-for-nothing virus. Don’t you know you aren’t welcome in my respiratory track? Do you think I want to get snot all over my pillow, talk like Elmer Fudd, and feel like shit all the time? Do you think I want to have the mild stink of sickness on me, and breath that would stop a charging bull elephant dead in his tracks? Asshole virus. You’re ruining my Christmas.

You better not have me coughing all through LOTR: ROTK on Saturday, or the laugh will be on you. I’ll be hushed to death by geeks and then where will YOU go? Huh?