# I pit the SDMB!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-sdmb/377267>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 20, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-sdmb/377267 "2006-10-20T19:08:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-sdmb/377267/41 "2006-10-20T23:10:05Z")

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All this abuse of power is terribly hot.

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-sdmb/377267/42 "2006-10-21T00:45:41Z")

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Here’s how to speed up the board… :eek:

> [@jdavis](#):
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> Who is responsible for the running of the SDMB and makes technical decisions about the hardware and day to day operation? I am. Here is my contact information:
> 
> Jerry Davis  
> Information Systems Director  
> Chicago Reader, Inc.  
> 11 E. Illinois St.  
> Chicago, IL 60611
> 
> Phone: (312) 828-0350  
> E-Mail: [jdavis@chicagoreader.com](mailto:jdavis@chicagoreader.com)

(I’ve already e-mailed Jerry and got a swift, polite reply.)

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-sdmb/377267/43 "2006-10-21T00:57:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Shoshana]  
All this abuse of power is terribly hot.  
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Hold on! Am I too late to jump in?

BTW, you _ARE_ a female, right?

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-sdmb/377267/44 "2006-10-21T01:30:33Z")

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[QUOTE=erie774]  
Oh, since I mentioned “distinctions”, why do we have a class system on what is arguably a relatively liberal board? OK, you have guests, members, SDSAB and moderators. That makes sense. But do we need to have Charter Members? “OOOHHHH! He’s a Charter Member! He’s been here since Cecil was enlightening the Mesopotamians!” So what! You are a member with no more rights or privileges than me.  
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Don’t forget the Charter Member discount on hookers and blow.

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-sdmb/377267/45 "2006-10-21T02:06:08Z")

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[QUOTE=samclem]  
Hold on! Am I too late to jump in?

BTW, you _ARE_ a female, right?  
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Behave, she’s after abuse of power, not twee.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-sdmb/377267/46 "2006-10-21T02:17:58Z")

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[QUOTE=kunilou]  
Don’t forget the Charter Member discount on hookers and blow.  
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WHAT?? Why wasn’t I told?

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**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-sdmb/377267/47 "2006-10-21T02:24:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Astroboy14]  
WHAT?? Why wasn’t I told?  
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You were too busy “sibering”. 😛

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-sdmb/377267/48 "2006-10-21T02:57:12Z")

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I just want the OP to know, that although the Mods put on a brave front in this thread, as they often do what with the japery and the mockery, that whenever they’re criticized they typically sit back from the keyboard and

Cry like little girls!

I hope you’re proud of yourself, mister!

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-sdmb/377267/49 "2006-10-21T03:40:12Z")

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I guess I just always assumed that a Cecilian would be too smart to buy servers at Radio Shack.

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-sdmb/377267/50 "2006-10-21T03:50:40Z")

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[QUOTE=erie774]  
I’m probably gonna be slammed for this but every day from around 1 to 4 PM Central time, the SDMB fucks up and times me out.  
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There is a really simple remedy for this, you know?

Don’t visit the board between 1 to 4 PM Central time.  
[sub]Sorry, I tried…I tried HARD…and I just couldn’t resist. And I already KNOW I am lame, so you needn’t point it out.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Shrinking\_Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Shrinking\_Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shrinking_Violet)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-sdmb/377267/51 "2006-10-21T23:13:13Z")

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[QUOTE=samclem]  
Hold on! Am I too late to jump in?

BTW, you _ARE_ a female, right?  
[/QUOTE]

Better check age too … wasn’t it **Euty** who forgot that part? 😃

[QUOTE=Scotticher]  
There is a really simple remedy for this, you know?

Don’t visit the board between 1 to 4 PM Central time.

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Or … move to the UK, where Timeout Time is 7 - 10 pm GMT, so at least you get to watch TV. 😉

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-sdmb/377267/52 "2006-10-21T23:23:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Shrinking Violet]  
Better check age too … wasn’t it **Euty** who forgot that part? 😃  
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Nope. That was **Giraffe**. Watching him back-pedal after he realized that the object of his flirting was 13 years old was a hoot and a half.

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