# I pit the USA **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 9, 2016, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170 "2016-11-09T08:44:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/81 "2016-11-09T18:29:34Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > Sure, but she’s, yanno. Sane. I don’t know if everyone can tell the difference between a hot steaming pile of shit being stuffed down their throats deliberately and a hot steaming pile of shit being shoved down their throats by a crazy person. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/82 "2016-11-09T18:38:46Z")
Thank God for this thread. I also Pitt every single one of you pieces of shit Americans. You are all racist misogynists. You are all assholes. You have doomed the entire planet to civil war and global warming. The entire planet is now fucked. Nuclear war is going to break out any second now and all life on Earth will be obliterated. Good job Americans. You just murdered the galaxy. Fuck your mothers and your dogs you RACIST MISOGYNIST motherfuckers. You took away my Safe Space. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/83 "2016-11-09T18:39:55Z")
> [@DoggyDunnit](#): > > Well, those of us who’ve been fucked over by “her” and her fellow elites were fed up. We either _ **DIDN’T VOTE** _, or protest-voted for Trump precisely so you’d get this lesson slammed in your face. You’re welcome. 🙂 Oh, so this is entirely YOUR fault … you, and **Idle Thoughts** , our special snowflake of a Moderator who disdains all politics, who would rather sit at home playing video games than give a fuck about the world. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/84 "2016-11-09T18:43:17Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Thank God for this thread. > > I also Pitt every single one of you pieces of shit Americans. You are all racist misogynists. You are all assholes. You have doomed the entire planet to civil war and global warming. The entire planet is now fucked. Nuclear war is going to break out any second now and all life on Earth will be obliterated. > > Good job Americans. You just murdered the galaxy. Fuck your mothers and your dogs you RACIST MISOGYNIST motherfuckers. > > You took away my Safe Space. Dont you and your mom have a play date today? ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/85 "2016-11-09T18:53:44Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Thank God for this thread. > > I also Pitt every single one of you pieces of shit Americans. You are all racist misogynists. You are all assholes. You have doomed the entire planet to civil war and global warming. The entire planet is now fucked. Nuclear war is going to break out any second now and all life on Earth will be obliterated. > > Good job Americans. You just murdered the galaxy. Fuck your mothers and your dogs you RACIST MISOGYNIST motherfuckers. > > You took away my Safe Space. Trump got elected by roughly half of the half of the voting eligible population. Don’t bin the rest of us in with them, please. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/86 "2016-11-09T19:08:54Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > Our founding fathers are turning over in their graves. They were racist aristocratic land owners. They would’ve loved Trump. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/87 "2016-11-09T19:41:40Z")
> [@marshmallow](#): > > They were racist aristocratic land owners. And also into odd hairstyles. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/88 "2016-11-09T19:51:34Z")
Can someone freaking tell me why Hillary keeps getting called an “elite” and not Donald?? The cognitive dissonance is about to make my head asplode. ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/89 "2016-11-09T20:10:34Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > Trump got elected by roughly half of the half of the voting eligible population. Don’t bin the rest of us in with them, please. You can pin them with the 50% who didn’t vote. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/90 "2016-11-09T20:13:27Z")
> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#): > > I don’t know if everyone can tell the difference between a hot steaming pile of shit being stuffed down their throats deliberately and a hot steaming pile of shit being shoved down their throats by a crazy person. Well, the sane person can at least try to rationalize with you why you have to eat the pile of shit. It’s certainly a better proposition than eating a big pile of shit because it’s the BEST shit and THE MUSLIMS ARE COMING IF YOU DON’T EAT THE SHIT ! ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/91 "2016-11-09T20:32:31Z")
> [@Scribble](#): > > I hope he gets impeached. Quickly. Oh, and I’d like Pence to be wished into the cornfield or otherwise become unable to take Trump’s place. I don’t want him impeached. I want him to have a full term, completely unfettered and out of control. I want to see just how bigly he can fuck all those that voted for him. I can retire any time, so my income is pretty safe. I have health insurance, through work that I can continue upon retirement. I can sit on the sidelines, if I choose and watch you all get exactly what you asked for. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/92 "2016-11-09T20:34:11Z")
> [@Leaper](#): > > But… But conservatives have been telling us that the world has no respect for wimpy Obama! Surely seeing a strong man like Trump in the White House will make them all pay homage? He s already Putin’s bitch, isn’t he??? ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/93 "2016-11-09T20:38:52Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > I also Pitt every single one of you pieces of shit Americans. You are all racist misogynists. You are all assholes. You have doomed the entire planet to civil war and global warming. The entire planet is now fucked. Nuclear war is going to break out any second now and all life on Earth will be obliterated. > > Good job Americans. You just murdered the galaxy. Fuck your mothers and your dogs you RACIST MISOGYNIST motherfuckers. > > You took away my Safe Space. I didn’t vote for the son of a bitch, so fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/94 "2016-11-09T20:53:38Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > I didn’t vote for the son of a bitch, so fuck off. Drunky, in his inimitable way, is attempting the subtle art of sarcasm in the post you replied to. It is unsurprising that you missed that; he’s not so good at subtlety. But be aware: when you see a post by Drunky that is out of character; he’s probably attempting sarcasm, irony, metaphysics or similar higher level intellectual pursuits. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/95 "2016-11-09T20:54:54Z")
I can’t believe people think that Drunky Smurf meant a word of what he said. He’s gloating, really. Although in the moment, I can understand not checking his posting history… ETA: ninja’ed. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2016, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/96 "2016-11-09T20:57:17Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > Drunky, in his inimitable way, is attempting the subtle art of sarcasm in the post you replied to. > > It is unsurprising that you missed that; he’s not so good at subtlety. But be aware: when you see a post by Drunky that is out of character; he’s probably attempting sarcasm, irony, metaphysics or similar higher level intellectual pursuits. Oops, my bad. I’m in “one of those moods” today. ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/97 "2016-11-10T02:30:20Z")
> [@joyfool](#): > > Can someone freaking tell me why Hillary keeps getting called an “elite” and not Donald?? The cognitive dissonance is about to make my head asplode. I wondered this, too, when I saw a comment on a Washington Post article saying something about “taking this country back from the elite,” and I was like, “Elite?? Taking back??? _From_???” Then I realized “elite” could only mean “educated”. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/98 "2016-11-10T02:37:08Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > With someone who might be carrying his Second Amendment solution? I would, just to do it. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/99 "2016-11-10T04:07:40Z")
> [@DoggyDunnit](#): > > (bolding mine) > > :smack: > > Y’all’re taking Godwin’s law to a whole 'nother level. It’s insane. > > Let me make something crystal clear here: Trump and company **will not** be able to get **anywhere** close to how Hitler was, for multiple reasons. If he tried to go as far as the kinda shit you’re talking about, or even as far as shit like “forced gay conversion therapy” as **Jragon** mentioned, there’d be **widespread riots**. _A second civil war_. The country would grind to a halt and catch **fire** \*. And ya know what? If that happens, good - the country needs a big shakin’ up to get on a good track. \*emphasis added :dubious: Speaking of fires - you ever hear of [this one](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichstag_fire)? Substitute “Muslims” for “Marxists” and “3 airports and a mall” for Reichstag. :smack: Wake the fuck up, man. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170/100 "2016-11-10T07:13:29Z")
> [@gallows\_fodder](#): > > I wondered this, too, when I saw a comment on a Washington Post article saying something about “taking this country back from the elite,” and I was like, “Elite?? Taking back??? _From_???” Ah yes. Much better to have the country run by the mediocre, or the downright dim. Solid thinking, that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-usa/771170.md?page=6)