# I pit the woman who threw her baby off a 4 story parking structure!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 25, 2011, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006 "2011-08-25T04:41:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/61 "2011-08-25T18:52:28Z")
**Ogre** , we get it. You are a better person than us. Really! RESOLVED:\*\* OGRE\*\* IS A BETTER PERSON THAN US Your outrage is duly noted. Now, go crap somewhere else. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/62 "2011-08-25T18:56:55Z")
> [@Omar\_Little](#): > > The appropriate double whoosh is bold italics font size 4. The Ukrainian judge only gives you a 2.5 for your weak effort at a reverse whoosh. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/63 "2011-08-25T19:01:58Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > What? Iā€™m agreeing with you. Collapsed infant lungs, filled with blood, are absolute comedy gold. You misspelled ā€œwank materialā€. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/64 "2011-08-25T19:05:04Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > **Ogre** , we get it. You are a better person than us. Really! > > RESOLVED:\*\* OGRE\*\* IS A BETTER PERSON THAN US > > Your outrage is duly noted. Now, go crap somewhere else. šŸ˜• I have no idea what youā€™re talking about. Iā€™m enjoying wallowing in the death and misery of this infant. Arenā€™t you? ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/65 "2011-08-25T19:07:41Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > **Ogre** , we get it. You are a better person than us. Really! > > RESOLVED:\*\* OGRE\*\* IS A BETTER PERSON THAN US > > Your outrage is duly noted. Now, go crap somewhere else. But is he more fun than a dead baby? Jury is still out. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/66 "2011-08-25T19:10:32Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > šŸ˜• I have no idea what youā€™re talking about. Iā€™m enjoying wallowing in the death and misery of this infant. Arenā€™t you? Iā€™m not - Iā€™m enjoying a thread full of black humour about something that 99.9999%\* of the population of the planet thinks is a terrible thing. \*Rough estimate. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/67 "2011-08-25T19:12:05Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Iā€™m not - Iā€™m enjoying a thread full of black humour about something that 99.9999%\* of the population of the planet thinks is a terrible thing. > > \*Rough estimate. Huh. Weird. I thought we were all basking in all this glorious infant pain, while underhandedly upbraiding a Doper for posting an RO thread, as if feelings of genuine outrage arenā€™t perfectly justified in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/68 "2011-08-25T19:15:08Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Oh, well thatā€™s just lame. Do you think the percentage should be higher or lower? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/69 "2011-08-25T19:16:53Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Do you think the percentage should be higher or lower? Donā€™t care. Like most people in this thread, I donā€™t give a damn about any of them. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/70 "2011-08-25T19:19:54Z")
While I have participated in the black humor, I canā€™t help but wonder what would the response be if someone threw a kitten off a parking garage. ---
**Author:** ![storyteller0910](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@storyteller0910](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyteller0910)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/71 "2011-08-25T19:20:40Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > **Ogre** , we get it. You are a better person than us. Really! > > RESOLVED:\*\* OGRE\*\* IS A BETTER PERSON THAN US > > Your outrage is duly noted. Now, go crap somewhere else. I think this accusation of threadshitting might be more appropriate in a situation where its target isnā€™t the only other person posting to the thread to do anything _other than_ threadshit. You know? ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/72 "2011-08-25T19:29:36Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > While I have participated in the black humor, I canā€™t help but wonder what would the response be if someone threw a kitten off a parking garage. Now letā€™s not get crazy here. I donā€™t even think mass murderers would stoop to doing something so cruel and heartless as throwing an adorable, fuzzy widdle kitten off a parking garage. That is incomprehensible! ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/73 "2011-08-25T19:30:49Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > He was a big strain already. We need more courageous people like this woman to think about the economy and new and inventive ways to bring about its recovery. From a strain to a stain, the slogans just write themselves. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/74 "2011-08-25T19:33:14Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > While I have participated in the black humor, I canā€™t help but wonder what would the response be if someone threw a kitten off a parking garage. Hardly the same. Throwing a kitten off a parking garage wouldnā€™t be a bad thing. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/75 "2011-08-25T19:35:19Z")
> [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](#): > > Now letā€™s not get crazy here. I donā€™t even think mass murderers would stoop to doing something so cruel and heartless as throwing an adorable, fuzzy widdle kitten off a parking garage. That is incomprehensible! Although if they did something like that, like, say, a Russian lass throwing puppies off a bridge, Iā€™ll bet the namby-pambies around here might get outraged and have a multi-page shitfit. Pussies. ---
**Author:** ![Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dread_pirate_jimbo/32/3897_2.png) [@Dread\_Pirate\_Jimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dread_Pirate_Jimbo)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/76 "2011-08-25T19:44:12Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Although if they did something like that, like, say, a Russian lass throwing puppies off a bridge, Iā€™ll bet the namby-pambies around here might get outraged and have a multi-page shitfit. Pussies. Puppies? Whatever. Iā€™m talking about kittens here, with their fuzzy little tails and bright eyes and heart-melting mewling. No way does anyone throw a kitten off a parking garage. Thatā€™s a level of evil that simply doesnā€™t exist in the universe. Almost as bad as the thought of stuffing a baby in a microwaveā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/77 "2011-08-25T20:21:29Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > While I have participated in the black humor, I canā€™t help but wonder what would the response be if someone threw a kitten off a parking garage. Well, was the baby attached to buttered toast? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/79 "2011-08-25T21:17:47Z")
> [@Mariah\_Renae](#): > > To the people who are making jokes about this you are disgusting people and you deserve to die. I donā€™t see how any normal human being could take this as a joke. Well, that was fun. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/80 "2011-08-25T21:31:26Z")
No further condemnation of baby-murdering will be tolerated. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2011, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/81 "2011-08-25T21:40:50Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Although if they did something like that, like, say, a Russian lass throwing puppies off a bridge, Iā€™ll bet the namby-pambies around here might get outraged and have a multi-page shitfit. Pussies. This thread is about _babies_ being hurled from great heights. Please stay on topic. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006.md?page=5)