# I pit the woman who threw her baby off a 4 story parking structure!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 25, 2011, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006 "2011-08-25T04:41:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/102 "2011-08-26T00:05:15Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Ha! Yeah! It’s the comedic details that put it over the top. I mean, the stories are unclear on whether the kid was 1-3 months old or 7 months old, but that’s hardly important. What really makes you crack a smile are the questions. How did he land? Did he smash one side of his ribcage? Did bone shards pierce into his infant lungs and liver? Or did he land on his cute li’l diapered bum and shatter his spine, hips, and legs? > > Did he shit himself? Do you think he had much time to wallow, mewling in complete agony, in his own shit and blood before somebody came along? And was it the impact itself or the life-ending agony that made him evacuate his bowels? > > Do you think he (assuming he was 7 months old) wondered where his mother was (y’know, the woman he had trusted and had flashed his first smile at) to comfort him through the pain, pain, and more pain? > > And the way he died, never knowing anything for 24 hours except unrelenting fear and excruciating pain, while no one could really do a thing to help him, and while his parents totally did not give a shit, and while internet denizens the world over callously laughed at his death? > > _Hysterical_. Well, it sounds like _someone_ knows an aaawful lot about throwing babies off of tall buildings. A wee bit _suspicious_ when you come to think of it! ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/103 "2011-08-26T00:17:54Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Humor? What on earth are you talking about? Agreed. When I say that I don’t cry when I chop up dead babies I’m being completely serious. Heh, OK, that’s a joke. I cry a little. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/104 "2011-08-26T00:31:35Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Well, it sounds like _someone_ knows an aaawful lot about throwing babies off of tall buildings. A wee bit _suspicious_ when you come to think of it! I think the most disturbing thing from this thread so far is the thought of **Ogre** hunched over his computer, fantasizing about the graphic details of an infant’s gruesome death so that he can type those details up and use them to really pwn a bunch of people on an Internet message board. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/105 "2011-08-26T00:37:39Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > I think the most disturbing thing from this thread so far is the thought of **Ogre** hunched over his computer, fantasizing about the graphic details of an infant’s gruesome death so that he can type those details up and use them to really pwn a bunch of people on an Internet message board. But see, I’m agreeing with you folks here. Why are you attacking me? Or is it a little bit like dogpiling an OP who dares post about something he/she may honestly find outrageous in the Pit, of all places? ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/106 "2011-08-26T00:42:02Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > … I cry a little. Chop the babies before you chop the onions! CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/107 "2011-08-26T00:43:23Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > I think the most disturbing thing from this thread so far is the thought of **Ogre** hunched over his computer, fantasizing about the graphic details of an infant’s gruesome death so that he can type those details up and use them to really pwn a bunch of people on an Internet message board. Agreed. This isn’t 4chan. I think he needs to find somewhere else to fantasize about all that sick shit. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/108 "2011-08-26T00:54:55Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Agreed. This isn’t 4chan. I think he needs to find somewhere else to fantasize about all that sick shit. I’m just going with the flow here. ---
**Author:** ![Carmady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f04885/32.png) [@Carmady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carmady)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/109 "2011-08-26T00:59:39Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > But see, I’m agreeing with you folks here. Why are you attacking me? Because you are acting as a slightly distorted mirror. When we look at you we see the worst, baby-murder-loving part of ourselves. That makes us feel bad, so we lash out. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/110 "2011-08-26T01:02:05Z")
> [@Carmady](#): > > Because you are acting as a slightly distorted mirror. When we look at you we see the worst, baby-murder-loving part of ourselves. That makes us feel bad, so we lash out. Oh, well I guess that’s an ogre’s eternal job, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/111 "2011-08-26T01:03:11Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > I’m just going with the flow here. Get out of here, sicko. We don’t want your dead baby torture porn here. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/112 "2011-08-26T01:04:06Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Get out of here, sicko. We don’t want your dead baby torture porn here. Au contraire. Look at the first page of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/113 "2011-08-26T01:09:39Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Au contraire. Look at the first page of this thread. I don’t speak Mexican, I’m sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/114 "2011-08-26T01:19:44Z")
**Ogre** , seriously, what do you want us to say? It’s not like we haven’t Pitted stuff like this before – look at all the Casey Anthony threads. BUT, again, there’s only so much you can say. “Oh my god, that’s horrible.” How many times can you say, “she’s such a bitch!” I’m all RO-ed out. ---
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/115 "2011-08-26T01:46:59Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Sure, but where’s the challenge in pitting someone like that? Pit someone a little less obviously wrong, and it’s a real challenge! Um…I pit the baby for being born with all those problems. 😃 Hell’s flames are singing my asshairs for that one!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/116 "2011-08-26T02:23:18Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > **Ogre** , seriously, what do you want us to say? It’s not like we haven’t Pitted stuff like this before – look at all the Casey Anthony threads. > > BUT, again, there’s only so much you can say. “Oh my god, that’s horrible.” How many times can you say, “she’s such a bitch!” I’m all RO-ed out. I understand. It’s just tiresome. People post about things for a lot of reasons. Perhaps the incident resonates with them for a specific reason. Maybe they know of a child who was treated badly, and it burns them. Maybe they’re just astonished by the deep darkness that’s in us. I dunno. I just I, for one, was pretty outraged by the incident, probably because I’m the father of a very young child, and naturally, the first thing I thought of was [this guy](http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z40/Samnite_photos/DSCN0524.jpg) in all that agony, with no hope, and no one to care. The Pit is an appropriate venue for those who are interested in expressing outrage to do so. Yes, it is also frequently used as the SDMB’s version of /b/. I just sometimes wish that people who are RO-ed out would simply leave a thread like this to the ones who are interested in the subject matter for its own sake, such as **DSeid**. Instead, it seems like they assume that, because they are not interested in the outrage expressed, the same must hold true for everyone, and thus, the thread has no use to anyone (such as those who simply post something along the lines of “Be careful, OP. That’s a controversial position you’re taking…”). Just…why? I don’t expect that anyone will particularly care about my opinion on this, and some days, I may even be guilty of doing the same thing. It’s just that, on this particular day, on this subject, it got my dander up a bit. ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/117 "2011-08-26T02:35:13Z")
Some people thought Gilbert Gottfried’s [Japanese girlfriend joke](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/14/gilbert-gottfried-fired-aflac_n_835692.html) was funny; some didn’t. Some laughed with [Ann Coulter joking about lynching people](http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/84260/); some didn’t find it too funny. Some just don’t get the joke when they are [prank lynched](http://articles.philly.com/1999-03-12/news/25510724_1_noose-mock-lynching-witnesses). Go figure. Some people. Some think that telling dead baby jokes in response to a report of a possibly psychotic woman’s killing of her baby is funny; some don’t. Some think that whether or not she was in the midst of a psychosis, that _perhaps_ could have been identified and treated with a tragedy prevented if she was not poor and/or afraid to seek help because she was illegal is an uninteresting question and can only think so far as to hope that she kills herself soon, the bitch. Some of us think otherwise. Some think making Holocaust jokes is fine humor, after all, how much outrage can one have, you can’t keep saying it was horrible so you might as well make jokes about Jews in ashtrays of German cars. Those _are_ the only two choices. Damn over-sensitive types. Whatever. It’s a Pit thread, not designed as the place for real discussion, even though it sometimes happens. Did you hear the ones about the starving [Ethiopian](http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=174417)? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/118 "2011-08-26T02:50:38Z")
> [@DSeid](#): > > Whatever. It’s a Pit thread, not designed as the place for real discussion, even though it sometimes happens. Sure, it sometimes happens, and it’s a testament to the Dope when it does (as is an ugly, pointless dogpile, but in a totally different way.) And if you’re all tired of expressing outrage, if you simply can’t do it anymore, well, don’t. Leave the thread to people who have things to add. I know it may appear muddled, but I’m not really even disgusted by the dead baby jokes. Those are simply juvenile - black humor at its least effective and most childish. Who cares? It’s really the act of completely shitting all over a thread, of actually expending energy to tell an OP about how little they really care, when there really are subjects implicit in the story that would make a valid discussion, that I find pointless. Of course, right about now, some will come in and say that it’s the PIT, dammit, as if that means anything. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/119 "2011-08-26T02:59:58Z")
> [@DSeid](#): > > Did you hear the ones about the starving [Ethiopian](http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=174417)? I’ve still got a swollen lymph node and you owe me money for more pain meds. The first joke in that thread made me lol hard. > [@](#): > > Have you ever tasted ethiopian food? > > neither have they Worth it. > [@Ogre](#): > > Sure, it sometimes happens, and it’s a testament to the Dope when it does (as is an ugly, pointless dogpile, but in a totally different way.) And if you’re all tired of expressing outrage, if you simply can’t do it anymore, well, don’t. Leave the thread to people who have things to add. > > I know it may appear muddled, but I’m not really even disgusted by the dead baby jokes. Those are simply juvenile - black humor at its least effective and most childish. Who cares? It’s really the act of completely shitting all over a thread, of actually expending energy to tell an OP about how little they really care, when there really are subjects implicit in the story that would make a valid discussion, that I find pointless. OK. I think people who throw babies off of parking structures are bad. Do you feel better now? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/120 "2011-08-26T03:05:09Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > OK. I think people who throw babies off of parking structures are bad. Do you feel better now? Nope. Hope you feel better soon. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2011, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006/121 "2011-08-26T03:10:28Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Nope. Dude, nobody in this thread, including the OP, has thrown a baby off of a parking structure, known anyone who’s throwing a baby off of a parking structure, been thrown off of a parking structure as a baby, seen a baby be thrown from a parking structure and, before this thread, nobody has probably even heard of a baby being thrown from a parking structure. We might as well have heard about a parent who threw her baby from ye olde parking structure in the 17th century. So we’re not exactly being callous asshats for not tiptoeing around in the thread as if we were at the baby’s funeral. The situation is so incredibly fucked up that all you can do is laugh. It’s not any different in my mind than telling a Holocaust joke, which I’m sure you’re just as outraged by. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-woman-who-threw-her-baby-off-a-4-story-parking-structure/594006.md?page=7)