# I pit the world and me and you **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 16, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164 "2008-06-16T23:22:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/121 "2008-06-18T16:48:51Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] God, I hate you cutesy pie retards with your stupid ass “sammich” joke hijacks. If this thread is so fucking painful for you, you should not read it - not bump it so you can join the “funny”, you stupid unfunny cunts. Fuuuck. [/QUOTE] Mad at yourself for wasting all that time reading the whole thread, eh? Yeah, happens to me too. And Jesus, people, it’s ‘sandwich’. I’ve never met a single person who actually says ‘sammich’, much less thinks that’s how it’s spelled in print. ---
**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/122 "2008-06-18T16:54:12Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] So I misjudged your motives, but you are still a stupid unfunny cunt jumping into the running gag. [/QUOTE] FAIL. I started the gag. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/123 "2008-06-18T16:54:49Z")
[QUOTE=El\_Kabong] And Jesus, people, it’s ‘sandwich’. I’ve never met a single person who actually says ‘sammich’, much less thinks that’s how it’s spelled in print. [/QUOTE] Fine. Who wants sangwiches? ---
**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/124 "2008-06-18T16:58:36Z")
[Quiznos](http://www.quiznos.com/menu/sammies.aspx) sells sammies. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/125 "2008-06-18T17:06:05Z")
[QUOTE=El\_Kabong] Mad at yourself for wasting all that time reading the whole thread, eh? Yeah, happens to me too. And Jesus, people, it’s ‘sandwich’. I’ve never met a single person who actually says ‘sammich’, much less thinks that’s how it’s spelled in print. [/QUOTE] No, I was just flipping through and I noticed an inordinate amount of hilarious sandwich comments and thought I’d offer my opinion. That’s why I didn’t know that freakalette started the stupidity in this particular thread. And “sammich” is just a funny funny way to say “sandwich”, El Kabong. Don’t you get jokes? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/126 "2008-06-18T17:12:12Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] No, I was just flipping through and I noticed an inordinate amount of hilarious sandwich comments and thought I’d offer my opinion [/QUOTE] So you didn’t read the thread, but thought that you’d just jump in and call someone a cunt because you’re an asshole? Or are you just jealous that you’ve fallen off everyone’s troll radar lately and wanted to take some of the limelight back from 2.5? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/127 "2008-06-18T17:18:40Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] And “sammich” is just a funny funny way to say “sandwich”, El Kabong. Don’t you get jokes? [/QUOTE] What means joke? ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/128 "2008-06-18T17:43:29Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] So you didn’t read the thread, but thought that you’d just jump in and call someone a cunt because you’re an asshole? Or are you just jealous that you’ve fallen off everyone’s troll radar lately and wanted to take some of the limelight back from 2.5? [/QUOTE] Or maybe it just bugged me. No, but jealous of 2.5" makes more sense, because you are a pathetic loser and project your insecurities on to everyone around you. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/129 "2008-06-18T17:52:09Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] Or maybe it just bugged me. No, but jealous of 2.5" makes more sense, because you are a pathetic loser and project your insecurities on to everyone around you. [/QUOTE] Yup, you’ve got me. Now go find an ATMB thread to shit in and have yourself a wonderful day. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/130 "2008-06-18T18:02:35Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Yup, you’ve got me. Now go find an ATMB thread to shit in and have yourself a wonderful day. [/QUOTE] I don’t shit in threads generally. Funny that you’d level that at me when the people you’re defending here are doing exactly that, including yourself. Not much on the introspection, are you? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/131 "2008-06-18T18:05:05Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] I don’t shit in threads generally. Funny that you’d level that at me when the people you’re defending here are doing exactly that, including yourself. Not much on the introspection, are you? [/QUOTE] It’s not threadshitting if you’d actually bother to go and read the entire thread, but that would be too much bother. Whatever dude. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/132 "2008-06-18T18:11:24Z")
You are seriously telling me that talking back and forth about sandwiches isn’t threadshitting? Oh yeah, it’s bang on topic because getting you a sandwich would aid world hunger. Fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/133 "2008-06-18T18:17:48Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] Oh yeah, it’s bang on topic because getting you a sandwich would aid world hunger. [/QUOTE] Getting e-sandwiches would aid world hunger about as much as debating the OP’s half-assed premise would. Which is to say, not much at all. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/134 "2008-06-18T18:24:36Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] You are seriously telling me that talking back and forth about sandwiches isn’t threadshitting? Oh yeah, it’s bang on topic because getting you a sandwich would aid world hunger. Fuck off. [/QUOTE] Heh, some sneered but y’all are at least saying ‘sandwich’ now. I’d say my work here is done. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/135 "2008-06-18T18:28:52Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] You are seriously telling me that talking back and forth about sandwiches isn’t threadshitting? Oh yeah, it’s bang on topic because getting you a sandwich would aid world hunger. Fuck off. [/QUOTE] Except this isn’t about sandwiches, it’s about the fact that you came screaming in here half cocked calling people names and not having any idea what the fuck you’re talking about and admitting that you hadn’t even read the fucking thread. Or more to the point, this is about the fact that you’re such a giant douche bag that your mere presence in an area creates a fucking flood hazard. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/136 "2008-06-18T18:30:41Z")
[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun] We live in an amoral universe. To paraphrase Shakespeare, nothing is good or evil, only thinking makes it so. The world does not care. People will continue to live in abject pain and misery until the humans wipe themselves out. There will be no reprieve for the hundreds of millions suffering today. [/quote] Buy hey, how about those Celtics!! > [@](#): > > They will continue to suffer and then they will die. That will be their lot in life. Suffering and death. You don’t know the first thing about suffering. I’d be willing to be that _you_ don’t have to look at Pap smears. > [@](#): > > I am not even willing to take the small step of selling my TV to provide food for starving people. I hereby join the bandwagon of those wishing you’d sell your computer instead. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/137 "2008-06-18T18:35:55Z")
Dude. Go play a few rounds at [freerice.org](http://www.freerice.com/) and provided you’re not just a giant fucking troll (and frankly, it would surprise the hell out of me to learn you’re not), you’ll feel better. Then, when you get back into this funk, go play some more. Lather, rinse, repeat. You can make the world a better place while you simultaneously learn new words, get to justify keeping your computer, _and_ leave us in fuckin’ peace. How’s _that_ for a win/win solution? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/138 "2008-06-18T19:04:34Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] I don’t shit in threads generally. [/QUOTE] But your profile says you post 1.17 times per day. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/139 "2008-06-18T21:03:45Z")
**Cluricaun,** I think “douchebag” is only one word. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/140 "2008-06-18T21:12:52Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Scrappy Hero Pup] **Cluricaun,** I think “douchebag” is only one word. 😃 [/QUOTE] Aw, go have a sandwich. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164.md?page=8)