# I pit the world and me and you **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 16, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164 "2008-06-16T23:22:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Fuji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@Fuji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/141 "2008-06-18T21:47:27Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Aw, go have a sandwich. 😉 [/QUOTE] Better to send one to Zimbabwe… ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/142 "2008-06-18T21:52:50Z")
Escalades are big, but not nearly big enough to fit a Nike manufacturing plant. Malaysia is a much better choice. ---
**Author:** ![Algher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Algher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algher)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/143 "2008-06-18T22:38:40Z")
[QUOTE=chacoguy420] It might cheer us up, on a couple of levels, if we went down town and helped out those single mothers at the pole dancing club… [/QUOTE] Can I get a receipt for my taxes? Nothing says “I love the world” like a stack of receipts for a dollar at time attached to my 1040… ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/144 "2008-06-18T22:55:08Z")
[QUOTE= Cluricaun] Aw, go have a sandwich. [/QUOTE] Don’t you mean a “sand wich?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/145 "2008-06-19T00:50:19Z")
Which sandy beach will I enjoy my sandywhich, beach? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/146 "2008-06-19T01:15:13Z")
Anyone care for a bite of broodwich? You don’t know it? Here are the ingredients: > [@ATHF](#): > > “Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell’s half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood. And mustard…DIJON mustard!” Also, it turns out, sun-dried tomatoes. Bacon is extra, as there are “no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil, and lettuce” . ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/147 "2008-06-19T01:15:22Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Except this isn’t about sandwiches, it’s about the fact that you came screaming in here half cocked calling people names and not having any idea what the fuck you’re talking about and admitting that you hadn’t even read the fucking thread. Or more to the point, this is about the fact that you’re such a giant douche bag that your mere presence in an area creates a fucking flood hazard. [/QUOTE] Is that what it’s about? Because I knew it wasn’t about the sandwiches but I thought it was about a bunch of morons starting up long stupid “joke” hijacks that would only be funny if you are a simpleton or had been smoking pot until 4 in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/148 "2008-06-19T01:40:23Z")
[QUOTE= CarnalK] Is that what it’s about? Because I knew it wasn’t about the sandwiches but I thought it was about a bunch of morons starting up long stupid “joke” hijacks that would only be funny if you are a simpleton or had been smoking pot until 4 in the morning. [/QUOTE] Seriously, dude, if you had actually read the thread, you would see that the sammich thing was the most valuable thing about it. You’re getting pissed about someone spitting on the floor of the Titanic. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/149 "2008-06-19T01:59:14Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Scrappy Hero Pup] Seriously, dude, if you had actually read the thread, you would see that the sammich thing was the most valuable thing about it. You’re getting pissed about someone spitting on the floor of the Titanic. [/QUOTE] And this is new for him? ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/150 "2008-06-19T02:01:21Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Scrappy Hero Pup] You’re getting pissed about someone spitting on the floor of the Titanic. [/QUOTE] In steerage, no less. Which is where, coincidentally enough, most of the sandwiches consumed on the ship were eaten. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/151 "2008-06-19T05:11:30Z")
[QUOTE=CarnalK] Is that what it’s about? Because I knew it wasn’t about the sandwiches but I thought it was about a bunch of morons starting up long stupid “joke” hijacks that would only be funny if you are a simpleton or had been smoking pot until 4 in the morning. [/QUOTE] Fine, you don’t like the joke I put forth then that’s no skin off my nose. They can’t all be winners, I’ve been here long enough to know that this is a tough crowd and I ain’t that funny. I wouldn’t have even responded to your bitching if you hadn’t gone waaay off the deep end with your jackass observation and needlessly attacked **freekalette** by using the vilest language you could find. Really, if you’d just posted “I don’t think the sandwich thing is funny or relevant to the discussion at hand” then good for you, you humorless turd. But when it comes to hijacks in this thread, you’re the one that fucked that ditch pig. Not me, and not anyone else and nothing you can protest is going to change that. You’re just a troll on top of another troll. Enjoy your sloppy seconds. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/152 "2008-06-19T05:15:34Z")
I don’t know. Maybe I should stop caring. Get me a sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/153 "2008-06-19T05:32:29Z")
[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun] I don’t know. Maybe I should stop caring. Get me a sandwich. [/QUOTE] Better still stop posting. Now then, whaddya want on that butty? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/154 "2008-06-19T05:38:50Z")
Hey now don’t kick the guy while he’s down. That’s not classy. Mmmm roast beef sammich nom nom nom… ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/155 "2008-06-19T06:10:01Z")
Thanks, Freekalette, good sammichz. Mebee shuld be rul. Sammich only give 4 gud grammer, speling and mean and full contrbut’ns to da tread. Next time I’ll bring seltzer bottles and cream pies. ETA, You start on any of the Ayn Rand I assigned, **Two-1/2" of Fun**? And was you user name occasioned by 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch"? ---
**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/156 "2008-06-19T06:39:19Z")
Okay, so I bought more sammich fixin’s. (Yes, yes. SaNDWich. Piss off.) I fed six people today on freerice, which felt good, but I’m still having trouble finding info on the group I most want to help. Somehow, Googling “child prostitution” just seems like a really bad idea, especially since I need to narrow it down to my local area. Any Dopers able to think of a suitable word combination are hereby eligible for extra condiments on their next sammich. Any takers? ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/157 "2008-06-19T14:11:10Z")
Sexual Slavery? White Slavery? I don’t think Googling “child prostitution” is going to bring up website offering the service, cc’d to the local police. Hmm. ‘child prostitution ohio’ brought out 337,00 hits. Some were organizations like www.victimsofviolence.on.ca/research50.html and [www.nursinglibrary.org/Portal/main.aspx?pageid=4024&sid=12322](http://www.nursinglibrary.org/Portal/main.aspx?pageid=4024&sid=12322) But no sirens went off. I’ll let you know if I notice an increase in police presence in my neighborhood, or suddenly start getting pulled over for minor infractions. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/158 "2008-06-19T14:30:40Z")
[QUOTE=The Sonoran Lizard King] pulled over for minor infractions. [/QUOTE] Minor infractions, or _minor_ infractions? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/159 "2008-06-19T14:35:31Z")
[QUOTE=vetbridge] Minor infractions, or _minor_ infractions? :dubious: [/QUOTE] Bravo sir. Well played. ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164/160 "2008-06-19T15:02:01Z")
Just came back to mention… I do call it a ‘sammich’… Just cos I like the sound of the word. Oh, and to keep on topic: Yes. We’re all horrible. Anyone got any extra really sharp cheddar? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-world-and-me-and-you/453164.md?page=9)