# I pit these two awful bitches that robbed a 9-year old of her Girl Scout cookie money **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 31, 2012, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696 "2012-05-31T20:07:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/1 "2012-05-31T20:07:52Z")
What in the actual fuck is wrong with these two idiotic sociopathic cunts? Here is [raw interview footage with two girls](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihLBCbNIDbI&feature=share) that got busted for stealing money from a 9-year old Girl Scout who was selling cookies outside of a store someplace. They’re only sorry that they got caught and that they couldn’t keep the money they took, and they don’t really understand why anyone is that upset about it (“It wasn’t her money.”). > [@](#): > > “We went through all that effort to get it, we got all these charges and we had to give the money back. I’m kind of pissed.” I often tell people that my only goal as a parent is to not let my son or daughter grow up to be an asshole. These girls are exactly what I’m referring to when I say that. I weep for the future of our country. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/2 "2012-05-31T20:09:12Z")
Sorry, just noticed that this is actually from four years ago and was probably already hashed out here someplace. Feel free to disregard if that’s the case (and post a link to any previous discussions, if possible.) ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/3 "2012-05-31T20:13:20Z")
Hey, it was an “easy crime.” ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/4 "2012-05-31T20:15:10Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Sorry, just noticed that this is actually from four years ago and was probably already hashed out here someplace. Feel free to disregard if that’s the case (and post a link to any previous discussions, if possible.) I don’t want to watch a video where I am- how old were the two girls? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/5 "2012-05-31T20:17:00Z")
Yep, gawd what assholes. But I had to laugh because it sounds like something that would have happened in the campy Batman TV series version of Gotham City. Holy Thin Mints Batman! ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/6 "2012-05-31T20:19:29Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > I don’t want to watch a video where I am- how old were the two girls? [Looks like they were 17 at the time.](http://www.wpbf.com/news/south-florida/Palm-Beach-County-News/Teens-Unremorseful-After-Stealing-From-Girl-Scout/-/8815578/9217332/-/vsm87d/-/index.html) This article has more information on the case as well. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/7 "2012-05-31T20:20:40Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > [Looks like they were 17 at the time.](http://www.wpbf.com/news/south-florida/Palm-Beach-County-News/Teens-Unremorseful-After-Stealing-From-Girl-Scout/-/8815578/9217332/-/vsm87d/-/index.html) > > This article has more information on the case as well. My goodness. Based on the quotes, I thought maybe they were also little kids. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/8 "2012-05-31T20:37:20Z")
> [@Either Cunt A or Cunt B](#): > > “I’m not sorry, I’m just pissed that I got caught,” the girl said. Depressing as it is, it’s actually refreshing to hear someone admit flat-out what 90% of public penitents don’t have the nads to say when they “apologize.” ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/9 "2012-05-31T20:40:48Z")
What a pair of douchebags. I wonder if Karma ever caught up to them. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/10 "2012-05-31T21:06:28Z")
> [@Soylent\_Juicy](#): > > What a pair of douchebags. I wonder if Karma ever caught up to them. This is what pisses me off the most about these two bitches. No remorse. And let’s face it, these girls are pretty, I’m sure there are no shortage of guys with money willing to give them any fucking thing they want. So no, unfortunately, karma will NOT catch up with this girls. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/11 "2012-05-31T21:11:22Z")
Actually, Google the name “Stefanie Woods.” That’s apparently one of the girls involved. It turns out that, to the surprise of exactly nobody, she continued to commit more serious crimes, and was [arrested last month for violating probation](http://www.wtsp.com/rss/article/249276/82/Girl-Scout-cookie-thief-arrested-again-) stemming from participation in a plot to kidnap and commit robbery. Other related links have more. This is somewhat satisfying to me. Unfortunately, I haven’t yet found any evidence of the other girl’s activities. Much the same, I’d expect, unless it’s being spent under a meth-induced haze. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/12 "2012-05-31T21:12:17Z")
[It got one of them.](http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/stefanie-woods-cookie-monster-gets15-days-in-jail-for-violating-probation) ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/13 "2012-05-31T21:19:25Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > What in the actual fuck is wrong with these two idiotic sociopathic cunts?.. You answered your own question: classic textbook sociopathy. > [@Bob Ducca](#): > > I often tell people that my only goal as a parent is to not let my son or daughter grow up to be an asshole. . . If my knowlege of current understanding of sociopathy is correct, it’s not really up to the parents. Comes hard-wired into the brain. We had [a Pit thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=651838)about this recently. Now granted, that’s just my armchair Psych 301 diagnosis. Maybe the girls were badly raised and are just run-of-the-mill assholes, with their assholishness magnified by being teenagers. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/14 "2012-05-31T21:29:08Z")
See, now why couldn’t _she_ have run into the face-eating guy? Wake up God, this is easy fuckin’ math! ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/15 "2012-05-31T21:34:47Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > See, now why couldn’t _she_ have run into the face-eating guy? Wake up God, this is easy fuckin’ math! At least he’s keeping most of these people corralled in Florida. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/16 "2012-05-31T22:46:09Z")
> [@](#): > > Authorities said the teens were not charged because they did not use force to steal the money, nor did they take the money from the Girl Scout’s hand. The above quote is from the article posted linked by Bob. I don’t understand why those girls couldn’t be charged with anything just because they didn’t use force or take the money directly from the hands of the girl scout. Isn’t it still illegal to steal? ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/17 "2012-05-31T23:24:59Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > At least he’s keeping most of these people corralled in Florida. 1. Corral all the crazies and send them to Florida. 2. Release Face Eating Guy. 3. Hi Opal! 4. [Profit!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiTM2HQ0g98) ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/18 "2012-05-31T23:30:42Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > 1. Hi Opal! If we can send her there too, that would be terrific. ---
**Author:** ![doreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/858c86/32.png) [@doreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doreen)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/19 "2012-05-31T23:48:22Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > The above quote is from the article posted linked by Bob. I don’t understand why those girls couldn’t be charged with anything just because they didn’t use force or take the money directly from the hands of the girl scout. Isn’t it still illegal to steal? It’s a poorly written article. It also states > [@](#): > > The Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office said that the case has been handed over to the State Attorney’s Office to determine if charges will be filed against the teens. and > [@](#): > > The State Attorney’s Office will decide if the teens will be charged I can only assume that the writer meant the police didn’t arrest them \*immediately \*because there was no force used , but the States Attorney would decide whether to file charges. ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-these-two-awful-bitches-that-robbed-a-9-year-old-of-her-girl-scout-cookie-money/623696/20 "2012-05-31T23:57:00Z")
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