# I pit this ad.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-this-ad/288935>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 8, 2005, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-this-ad/288935 "2005-02-08T03:17:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![WhiteyFoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3e96dc/32.png) [@WhiteyFoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhiteyFoo)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-this-ad/288935/21 "2005-02-09T19:46:58Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> If you ride public transportation, wear pants.

If you come back, bring pie.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-this-ad/288935/22 "2005-02-09T20:05:17Z")

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If you visit the Marianas Trench, do so for twenty minutes.

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**Author:** ![Yamirskoonir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/c0e974/32.png) [@Yamirskoonir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yamirskoonir)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-this-ad/288935/23 "2005-02-09T20:31:07Z")

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Just once. In 1960.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-this-ad/288935/24 "2005-02-09T23:23:00Z")

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What is the Marianas trench?

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [February 10, 2005, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-this-ad/288935/25 "2005-02-10T01:13:20Z")

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Okay, you’ve heard of Paris Hilton, right?

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