# I pit troppus

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-troppus/654416>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 31, 2013, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-troppus/654416 "2013-03-31T12:35:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![notipping](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@notipping](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notipping)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-troppus/654416/1 "2013-03-31T12:35:47Z")

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Stop pepper spraying me!

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-troppus/654416/2 "2013-03-31T13:53:11Z")

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How about some mace?

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**Author:** ![iftheresaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecae2f/32.png) [@iftheresaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iftheresaway)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-troppus/654416/3 "2013-03-31T15:43:15Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> How about some mace?

Please tell me you were wearing tights and a cape when you posted that.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-troppus/654416/4 "2013-03-31T15:45:10Z")

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> [@iftheresaway](#):
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> Please tell me you were wearing tights and a cape when you posted that.

And a tight shirt with a big “M” on the chest.

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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-troppus/654416/5 "2013-03-31T15:50:42Z")

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He needs a motto.  
_Myristica fragrans_ is a little too obvious.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-troppus/654416/6 "2013-03-31T16:13:14Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> How about some mace?

> [@iftheresaway](#):
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> Please tell me you were wearing tights and a cape when you posted that.

notipping got Super Mace in his face!
