# I pit urethra stuffers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 4, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237 "2009-11-04T01:38:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
**Page:** 12

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/221 "2009-11-09T19:44:04Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Only if it is a Bic.

The Bic is mightier than the dick.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/222 "2009-11-09T20:07:56Z")

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With a flick of his wrist  
His dick he did prick,  
Not with swab or sound  
but with a trusty old bic!

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/223 "2009-11-09T23:02:47Z")

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Qadgop the Mercotan  
Should know that it is strictly verboten  
To peep through the keyhole  
Or tell tales out of school about what some prison-bound crazy stuck up his peehole.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/224 "2009-11-09T23:12:11Z")

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> [@Malacandra](#):
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> Qadgop the Mercotan  
> Should know that it is strictly verboten  
> To peep through the keyhole  
> Or tell tales out of school about what some prison-bound crazy stuck up his peehole.

Uh-oh, another HIPAA violation accusation.

I’m out of here.

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/225 "2009-11-09T23:47:53Z")

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I don’t think talking about a particular incident without naming names, etc. is a HIPAA violation. If so, then that makes me quilty as well. And that’s not to criticize **QtM’s** remark up there, just that if that IS an accusation, then that would be a false assumption.

Q

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/226 "2009-11-09T23:56:02Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> Uh-oh, another HIPAA violation accusation.
> 
> I’m out of here.

I believe it. Ya seem just like the kind of twisted prevert who would violate a hippa pottymuss.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/227 "2009-11-09T23:57:58Z")

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/228 "2009-11-09T23:59:30Z")

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Noooo! Quick, Catch that Mercotan!

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