# I pit urethra stuffers **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237 "2009-11-04T01:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/21 "2009-11-04T02:47:59Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > I hope you keep the cans of compressed “air” from your clients, cause its obvious they alread cruise the SDMB general questions section of the forum 🙂 😕:eek: ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/22 "2009-11-04T02:57:12Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > I hope you keep the cans of compressed “air” from your clients, cause its obvious they alread cruise the SDMB general questions section of the forum 🙂 > [@Guinastasia](#): > > 😕:eek: [Read it and cringe.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=538314) ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/23 "2009-11-04T03:32:46Z")
No. I will not. No way. Uh uh. Forget it. ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/24 "2009-11-04T03:44:57Z")
Y’know, on most boards, the OP would probably have to mention what his job is-but here, no one questions why **QtM** has to pull junk drawer flotsam out of penii. We’re home 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/25 "2009-11-04T03:47:24Z")
I read the thread title and I thought, “Well, who wouldn’t?” ---
**Author:** ![truthbot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@truthbot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/truthbot)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/26 "2009-11-04T03:49:22Z")
Oh, my stars and whiskers! It lends a whole 'nother meaning to getting your freak on, doesn’t it? Qadgop, have you given them the “The Urethra is a drainline, not a Funhouse! lecture?” ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/27 "2009-11-04T03:53:53Z")
A part of me read the word stuffers and thought this was some really warped anti-too-early Christmas rant. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/28 "2009-11-04T04:06:11Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > That is a kink that completely loses me. Hard to see what the appeal might be. From what I understand, there is at least one Doper who engages in this practice, but he mentioned that he has a set of “sounding rods”, which presumably can (and should) be sterilized. [Found it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11663810&postcount=18) _shudder_ Owie owie owie!!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/29 "2009-11-04T04:27:10Z")
Why eyeglass screws, I wonder? They’re so tiny! Did someone try to insert part of an eyeglass frame and lose some screws in the process? ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/30 "2009-11-04T05:30:48Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > :eek: > > Well…it does sound like a practice that is its own punishment. This is precisely what ran through my mind. Including the eek. **Qadgop** , have you tried telling them that those who abuse their equipment are doomed to lose it? Or would this just be so much wasted breath? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/31 "2009-11-04T05:31:54Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > This is precisely what ran through my mind. Including the eek. > > **Qadgop** , have you tried telling them that those who abuse their equipment are doomed to lose it? Or would this just be so much wasted breath? Or maybe that’s they’re goal? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/32 "2009-11-04T05:51:49Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Guys who repeatedly stuff things up their urethras (like speaker wire, paper clips, pen springs, pipe cleaners, eyeglass screws, wood screws, etc) . . . . . . Have they ever explained why? ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/33 "2009-11-04T06:02:20Z")
> [@Snarky\_Kong](#): > > I was complaining about this the other day. If you’re willing to kill yourself I think you’d probably be willing to get a plastic tube shoved up your dick. So let me bring a god damn pepsi on the plane. If you don’t mind a hot pepsi, I think you now know how to do it. And you can always ask for ice on the plane. ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/34 "2009-11-04T06:18:03Z")
The OP just raises so many horrible, horrible questions that I know I really don’t want to ask. Like _how?_ Metal screws? Pipe cleaners? God almighty, _why_? ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/35 "2009-11-04T06:46:38Z")
I can relate (somewhat)! Had a guy come through our ER (when I was still working) who had inserted a glass thermometer into his penis? And it broke off in there? 'cause he decided to masturbate? And we had to send him to surgery with him screaming, “No insurance! I can pay cash! I can pay cash!”? (I write some things in questions these days, because it makes me feel like a teen-ager, so don’t hold it against me, okay?) Good to see ya’, Doc! 🙂 **Q** uasi Forgot to add: IANAD!!! ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/36 "2009-11-04T06:47:32Z")
I pit YOU, **QTM** , for making my sausage hide behind my pelvic bone! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/37 "2009-11-04T06:50:26Z")
> [@NinjaChick](#): > > The OP just raises so many horrible, horrible questions that I know I really don’t want to ask. > > Like _how?_ Metal screws? Pipe cleaners? God almighty, _why_? As I understand it, some guys are just looking for thrills any way they can get them. With other guys, well, they’ve ingested drugs, either too many or the wrong ones or both. Some guys will do ANYTHING if they’re dared to. Plus, of course, Qadgop’s patients are drawn from a pool of people who are known to make bad choices in life. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/38 "2009-11-04T06:52:18Z")
Haven’t been this shriveled since I was scared to death in an icy lake. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/39 "2009-11-04T06:56:14Z")
**LOL!** Makes that thing wanna slip right into the warmth of them "bew-tocks’, don’t it, **E**?🙂 Q ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/40 "2009-11-04T11:06:56Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > Why eyeglass screws, I wonder? They’re so tiny! Did someone try to insert part of an eyeglass frame and lose some screws in the process? During the process? Doubtful. _Before_ the process, however… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237.md?page=3)