# I pit urethra stuffers **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237 "2009-11-04T01:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/41 "2009-11-04T13:08:48Z")
I’m sort of disappointed that Panache hasn’t shown up in this thread to defend the practice of peenor insertions. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/42 "2009-11-04T15:20:21Z")
To loosely paraphrase Blackadder: “What should we do with these urethra-stuffers?” “Whatever we do, it won’t be worse than what they do to themselves.” ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/43 "2009-11-04T15:32:30Z")
Speaking of self-inflicted wounds, I really really didn’t need to read this thread. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/44 "2009-11-04T15:36:23Z")
Piercings. You’re doing it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/45 "2009-11-04T15:37:59Z")
> [@NinjaChick](#): > > Like _how?_ Metal screws? Pipe cleaners? God almighty, _why_? You forgot: “Do you get to keep the stuff you remove?” ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/46 "2009-11-04T15:45:29Z")
Threads like this make me glad to be a woman because it’s always socially acceptable to store my stuff in a purse. No need to get creative like these guys. ---
**Author:** ![Sebastienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Sebastienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sebastienne)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/47 "2009-11-04T16:05:33Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > [Found it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11663810&postcount=18) > > _shudder_ Owie owie owie!!! > > :eek: I’m female. (Though I’ve sounded guys too.) Debating whether or not to get a trans-urethral piercing at some point. For the record, I’ve never used any non-medical devices for urethral stimulation and never would. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/48 "2009-11-04T16:09:47Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Nine posts, and no one has made wretched punning reference to the legenday soul singer, Ms Franklin. This is a proud day for us all. _P-E-N-I-S, hee hee Find out what I store in me…_ ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/49 "2009-11-04T16:33:53Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > Threads like this make me glad to be a woman because it’s always socially acceptable to store my stuff in a purse. No need to get creative like these guys. Had one patient who made his own purse. Except he created an attached “purse” out of an abscess pocket on his lateral abdomen. Stored contraband in there. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/50 "2009-11-04T16:41:35Z")
Gee thanks, just when I got my legs uncrossed. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/51 "2009-11-04T16:45:52Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > Why eyeglass screws, I wonder? They’re so tiny! Did someone try to insert part of an eyeglass frame and lose some screws in the process? Maybe that’s where all my eyeglass screws keep disappearing to? ---
**Author:** ![3waygeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e95f7d/32.png) [@3waygeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3waygeek)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/52 "2009-11-04T17:02:09Z")
I had arthroscopic surgery last Thursday for a torn labrum. It’s normally an outpatient procedure, but I developed some breathing problems from the scalene block anesthetic (basically I couldn’t get enough oxygen), so they admitted me overnight. The block did a real number on me – not only did it keep my O2 levels down, but it also paralyzed my bladder sphincter so I couldn’t pee. So just after midnight, they decided to put in a catheter. Unfortunately, the nerve block **didn’t** affect the urethra or the nerves around it. ☹ :eek: So I, too, pit urethra stuffers. ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/53 "2009-11-04T17:16:44Z")
**QtM** - your patients really are fun people, aren’t they. Really…colourful. All I’ve had are the usual “I fell on the fruitbowl/slipped in the shower/ was vacuuming naked and tripped” patients, the psych patient who liked to eat batteries, broken glass, cigarette lighters and plastic cutlery, and the lady with a learning disability who put anything she came across in her vagina (pens, combs, syringes, food, toothpaste-you name it, I removed it). Oh…and the guy who had to have his shoes and socks soaked off in a negative pressure isolation room because the pus from his foot infection had fused his footwear to his feet, and the smell was so bad we couldn’t examine him in the regular A&E cubicle because other patients were vomiting. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/54 "2009-11-04T17:20:55Z")
Dahhhhh… where else am I s’posed to hide my _shiv_, ya dirty screw?!!? ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/55 "2009-11-04T17:48:50Z")
Its NOT a penis…its a carry all. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/56 "2009-11-04T17:51:47Z")
**irishgirl** , **Qadgop** , you guys need to have an “Weird and disgusting medical tales” thread. Actually, someone should start one. > [@Guinastasia](#): > > Or maybe that’s they’re goal? D’oh!!! That should have been _their_. :smack: > [@Quasimodem](#): > > I can relate (somewhat)! > > Had a guy come through our ER (when I was still working) who had inserted a glass thermometer into his penis? > > And it broke off in there? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Sorry, **Sebastienne** , I didn’t mean any offense. I’m just a MAJOR pain-wuss. Anything that sounds painful makes me cringe. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/57 "2009-11-04T17:54:52Z")
Today’s word is: “suprapubic.” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/58 "2009-11-04T17:57:29Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Dahhhhh… where else am I s’posed to hide my _shiv_, ya dirty screw?!!? [sub]oh, how embarrassing for the new kid on the cellblock[/sub] It’s _shank_, not shiv ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/59 "2009-11-04T18:05:24Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > [sub]oh, how embarrassing for the new kid on the cellblock[/sub] > > It’s _shank_, not shiv Wait…I thought it was the Shawshiv Redemption ? ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/60 "2009-11-04T18:25:19Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Had one patient who made his own purse. > > Except he created an attached “purse” out of an abscess pocket on his lateral abdomen. Stored contraband in there. :eek: That makes stuffing things up the rectum look like a smart alternative! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237.md?page=4)