# I pit urethra stuffers **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237 "2009-11-04T01:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/61 "2009-11-04T18:34:23Z")
Hmmm…my uncle has a colostomy bag. Maybe I should tell him about the possibilities… ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/62 "2009-11-04T19:21:26Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > [sub]oh, how embarrassing for the new kid on the cellblock[/sub] > > It’s _shank_, not shiv Yeah, I remember you saying that, but I was going for a “40’s B-movie” feel… ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/63 "2009-11-04T19:24:50Z")
:eek: Boys are weird. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/64 "2009-11-04T19:27:57Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > :eek: > > Boys are weird. Don’t get me started on what goes on in the women’s prison. I’m jaded, but I’m not _that_ jaded. ---
**Author:** ![PhiloVance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e19adc/32.png) [@PhiloVance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PhiloVance)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/65 "2009-11-04T19:53:38Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Don’t get me started on what goes on in the women’s prison. I’m jaded, but I’m not _that_ jaded. So, gals are weird, too! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/66 "2009-11-04T20:03:17Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Don’t get me started on what goes **on** in the women’s prison. I’m jaded, but I’m not _that_ jaded. You mispelled “in” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/67 "2009-11-04T20:07:14Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Hmmm…my uncle has a colostomy bag. Maybe I should tell him about the possibilities… Colostomy porn. One of those things I’d be surprised if there was _not_ a website somewhere out there about … I have no intention of googling for it, though. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/68 "2009-11-04T20:13:02Z")
> [@Quasimodem](#): > > Had a guy come through our ER (when I was still working) who had inserted a glass thermometer into his penis? “Blast off: one-eight-oh. Two hundred: Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. Two ten: U.S. Government certified. Two twenty: lunar trajectory, junk of the month club, sirloin steak. Two thirty: Grade A poison. Absolute dynamite. Eighty-nine percent pure junk. Best I’ve ever seen. If the rest is like this, you’ll be dealing on this load for two years.” ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/69 "2009-11-04T20:14:31Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Don’t get me started on what goes on in the women’s prison. I’m jaded, but I’m not _that_ jaded. Well maybe you could a little started. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/70 "2009-11-04T20:18:01Z")
> [@Malthus](#): > > Colostomy porn. One of those things I’d be surprised if there was _not_ a website somewhere out there about … I have no intention of googling for it, though. 😉 Well, duh. You haven’t forgotten Rule 34, have you? ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/71 "2009-11-04T20:28:10Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Don’t get me started on what goes on in the women’s prison. I’m jaded, but I’m not _that_ jaded. I endorse this statement 100%. Volunteering on Men’s Rotation beats rotating on Women’s clinic ANYDAY. :shudders: Oh man… Girls are \*Gooey \* Gross… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/72 "2009-11-04T20:43:14Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Don’t get me started on what goes on in the women’s prison. You mean all those movies aren’t really documentaries? ---
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/73 "2009-11-04T20:44:54Z")
I’m aghast that this thread has gotten over 70 posts in it and yet no one has mentioned that “Urethra Stuffers” would be a great band name. ---
**Author:** ![Bacon\_Salt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/65b543/32.png) [@Bacon\_Salt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bacon_Salt)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/74 "2009-11-04T20:44:58Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Had one patient who made his own purse. > > Except he created an attached “purse” out of an abscess pocket on his lateral abdomen. Stored contraband in there. Hmmm. Yes, this is the most horrifying thing I’ve read all day. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/75 "2009-11-04T20:47:28Z")
> [@Punoqllads](#): > > I’m aghast that this thread has gotten over 70 posts in it and yet no one has mentioned that “Urethra Stuffers” would be a great band name. We had “frozen necrotic wankers” in the other thread in general questions. ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/76 "2009-11-04T21:10:33Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Guys who repeatedly stuff things up their urethras (like speaker wire, paper clips, pen springs, pipe cleaners, eyeglass screws, wood screws, etc), causing eventual scarring which leads to the inability to pee, urinary retention and renal damage that requires suprapubic catheter placement, or urostomy, and/or eventual dialysis which they then don’t take care of properly and make themselves sick as a result and then demand I fix them are fucking annoying. > > That is all. I fell on it. One in a million shot, doc! ---
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/77 "2009-11-04T21:16:37Z")
> [@ShelliBean](#): > > I fell on it. One in a million shot, doc! “And how many times did he fall on the knife, Mr. Johnson?” “Oh, twenty-six times. He was quite clumsy.” ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/78 "2009-11-04T21:18:41Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > . . . Have they ever explained why? [Kramer] It was a one in a million shot Doc - one in a million![/Kramer] although that was another orifice on edit: Damn, beaten by **ShelliBean**! ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/79 "2009-11-04T21:49:18Z")
First the battery/capacitor thread and now this. I LOVE this board! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/80 "2009-11-04T21:55:08Z")
> [@Punoqllads](#): > > I’m aghast that this thread has gotten over 70 posts in it and yet no one has mentioned that “Urethra Stuffers” would be a great band name. I was too distracted by Urethra Franklin. Didn’t we have a poster by that name? I’d search but … well you know. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237.md?page=5)