# I pit urethra stuffers **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 4, 2009, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237 "2009-11-04T01:38:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/81 "2009-11-04T22:03:15Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Well, duh. You haven’t forgotten Rule 34, have you? Okay, what the hell is Rule 34? This is the third time I’ve seen it mentioned. How can I be a hip Doper when you guys don’t let me in on things? ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/82 "2009-11-04T22:05:43Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > Okay, what the hell is Rule 34? This is the third time I’ve seen it mentioned. How can I be a hip Doper when you guys don’t let me in on things? If it exists, there is porn based on it. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/83 "2009-11-04T22:10:12Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > Okay, what the hell is Rule 34? ‘Whatever it is, there’s porn of it. There are no exceptions.’ ---
**Author:** ![BrandonR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@BrandonR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrandonR)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/84 "2009-11-04T22:32:17Z")
Oh **fuck no**. This post brought back terrible memories of a horrific internet video I saw once of a guy repeatedly, and forcefully jamming a dildo down his urethra. Jesus CHRIST what convinces someone that’s a fun thing to do?! Even the thought of a catheter completely freaks me out… ---
**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/85 "2009-11-04T22:56:13Z")
> [@BrandonR](#): > > Oh **fuck no**. This post brought back terrible memories of a horrific internet video I saw once of a guy repeatedly, and forcefully jamming a dildo down his urethra. Jesus CHRIST what convinces someone that’s a fun thing to do?! Even the thought of a catheter completely freaks me out… OH MY GOD. I’m not a guy and my knees just _slammed_ together from the mere description of that. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2009, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/86 "2009-11-04T23:55:52Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > “Blast off: one-eight-oh. Two hundred: Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. Two ten: U.S. Government certified. Two twenty: lunar trajectory, junk of the month club, sirloin steak. Two thirty: Grade A poison. Absolute dynamite. Eighty-nine percent pure junk. Best I’ve ever seen. If the rest is like this, you’ll be dealing on this load for two years.” You sure you don’t do “stand-up”?🙂 I have to share this “treatise” (?) which I once gave as an “in-service” (loosely speaking) to my cow-orkers in the ER: "The anus (and I guess _now_ the penis) _must_ be considered “hungry mouths” which _never_ get fed! They only ever exude or excrete stuff, so if you put anything _in_ them, guess what’s gonna happen? Right. They’re both gonna open their mouths and take in that solid object thinking it’s _food_! It’s like a _vacuum_, folks! Okay, in-service over. Go sign the sheet for continuing ed credits!" 🙂 Quasi ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/87 "2009-11-05T00:04:12Z")
> [@Quasimodem](#): > > You sure you don’t do “stand-up”?🙂 > > I have to share this “treatise” (?) which I once gave as an “in-service” (loosely speaking) to my cow-orkers in the ER: > > "The anus (and I guess _now_ the penis) _must_ be considered “hungry mouths” which _never_ get fed! They only ever exude or excrete stuff, so if you put anything _in_ them, guess what’s gonna happen? > > Right. They’re both gonna open their mouths and take in that solid object thinking it’s _food_! > > It’s like a _vacuum_, folks! > > Okay, in-service over. Go sign the sheet for continuing ed credits!" > > 🙂 > > Quasi All I can say is that I NEVER got any classes like that 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/88 "2009-11-05T02:15:14Z")
> [@BrandonR](#): > > Oh **fuck no**. This post brought back terrible memories of a horrific internet video I saw once of a guy repeatedly, and forcefully jamming a dildo down his urethra. No. No. No, no. No, no, no. No nonnonononono… the laws of the limits of the human body… no. No? ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/89 "2009-11-05T02:23:11Z")
> [@Sebastienne](#): > > I’m female. (Though I’ve sounded guys too.) Debating whether or not to get a trans-urethral piercing at some point. …as if it wasn’t hard enough to write your name in the snow _already_. ---
**Author:** ![BrandonR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@BrandonR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrandonR)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/90 "2009-11-05T03:02:08Z")
> [@Savannah](#): > > No. No. No, no. No, no, no. No nonnonononono… the laws of the limits of the human body… no. > > No? Why is it always the worst things you see that end up being burned into your brain the longest? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_fun_ball/32/17664_2.png) [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Fun_Ball)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/91 "2009-11-05T03:08:12Z")
> [@Savannah](#): > > No. No. No, no. No, no, no. No nonnonononono… the laws of the limits of the human body… no. > > No? Damn. This is what I thought, but after reading your post I thought, what the hell, what could a Google search hurt? It’s out there. I did not view it, but there are some Youtube videos of the reaction to it (ala two girls one cup). I also found links to the offinding video, but I’m not watching that. So **Qadgop** , what kind of contraband? I just have to know. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/92 "2009-11-05T03:53:03Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > I was too distracted by Urethra Franklin. > > Didn’t we have a poster by that name? I’d search but … well you know. [sub]Psst! Don’t look now, but search is reduced to three mins, and counting. That is all[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/93 "2009-11-05T03:54:36Z")
Try this one. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=426485&highlight=Trans+Urethral+Needle+Ablation](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=426485&highlight=Trans+Urethral+Needle+Ablation) ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/94 "2009-11-05T06:21:46Z")
First, I want you to know I absolutely refuse to open any link in this thread, on the assumption that all fit into the category of, "If you think _this_ is bad, look at _THIS_. 2nd, do we really really have to fight ALL forms of ignorance? Cause, ya know, some things I don’t think anyone needs to know, except for prison doctors. 3rd, my penis has retreated into my abdominal cavity while reading this. I only hope it will return some day. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/95 "2009-11-05T06:41:55Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > Why eyeglass screws, I wonder? Because the hole is self-threading. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/96 "2009-11-05T07:42:30Z")
> [@tacoloco](#): > > I’m sort of disappointed that Panache hasn’t shown up in this thread to defend the practice of peenor insertions. First of all: I don’t need to defend anything. In the other thread, I was merely pointing out that if you don’t know what you’re doing, you can sustain serious injury. Even if you do know what you’re doing, there are still risks. Obviously, if you want to avoid risk entirely, don’t do it. Secondly: Several years ago I received a set of medical sounds as a gift. I had known a few guys into that sort of thing, and I educated myself on the subject. It turns out they don’t make them long enough to be used on my partner, even if we really wanted to . . . and don’t even THINK about using them on ME . . . so the set remains unused. ---
**Author:** ![Panurge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/fbc32d/32.png) [@Panurge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panurge)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/97 "2009-11-05T09:08:58Z")
Considering how I feel from just reading about the subject, I can think of nothing more justified from the OPs point of view than a good sound pitting. **QtM** do you actually deal with this shit on a regular basis? - And: What contraband? and for the shock value: Do _not_ search for “bme pain olympics” - it makes the urethra stuffing look like child’s play. ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/98 "2009-11-05T10:39:58Z")
_Sigh_ My job is so boring, so _ **mundane** _. I only get diggers and painters, and the occasional coporophagics. Horders, yes, but usually the hoarded objects go in the drawers… of the bedside table, or actual underdrawers. Well **Qadgop** , just be glad you don’t have to deal with patient families. We have a new admission who’s daughter thinks that when her mother wants to disimpact her (the mother’s) self, we should just give mom a glove and a k- basin and let her have at it. I mean, she looked after mom just fine at home for 6 years, and mom did whatever rooting around up there she wanted, so why can’t we let mom get naked ‘n’ busy any ole time. Did I mention that the patient’s poor little exit door looked like a combination of a grape orchard and a grade 8 home-ec project gone terribly wrong. (Mulitple fissures that are all scarred and re opened and keloided) And she is on Colyte \* regularly?\* Oh and daughter wants us to give her (daughter) suppositories to give to mom, whenever daughter thinks mom needs one. And provide lube and gloves for daughter to help with disimpaction. (This daughter also thinks we aren’t giving mom enough oxycontin. Or benzos.) Families take note! Nurses appreciate when you express interest in your loved one’s care. But when you start to have more invested in when the patient shit last than the patient herself does…thats sends our “family weirdness” metre pinging. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/99 "2009-11-05T12:28:15Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Secondly: Several years ago I received a set of medical sounds as a gift. I had known a few guys into that sort of thing, and I educated myself on the subject. It turns out they don’t make them long enough to be used on my partner, even if we really wanted to . . . and don’t even THINK about using them on ME . . . so the set remains unused. My Ebay spidy senses just tingled. ---
**Author:** ![BrandonR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@BrandonR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrandonR)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2009, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237/100 "2009-11-05T14:29:26Z")
And after doing a Google image search of “medical sounds,” I kinda wish I hadn’t… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-urethra-stuffers/516237.md?page=6)