# I pit What the .... ?!?! for being an intellectually dishonest piece of etc.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 16, 2008, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369 "2008-12-16T06:11:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/21 "2008-12-16T20:16:49Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> While bacon adds to a good spaghetti sauce, the sauce dilutes its baconess if it’s cooked with it. Try crumbling it on top along with lots of cheese.

No way man. Here’s your heaven.

Garlic-infused olive oil, enough to toss with pasta.  
“Enough” thick cut bacon or panchetta, cut into 1/2"-1" pieces  
Handful of italian parsley, chopped roughly  
Some pasta in corresponding amount to the olive oil.

Cook pasta. Fry bacon in olive oil. Gently cook parsley briefly in bacony olive oil. Toss all that shit together and eat it.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/22 "2008-12-16T20:56:26Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> While bacon adds to a good spaghetti sauce, the sauce dilutes its baconess if it’s cooked with it.

That’s what guanciale is for.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2008, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/23 "2008-12-16T23:55:55Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> I’m confused. Why would anybody need an internet message board to know that bacon is delicious?

Because nothing is true unless you can provide a linkable cite.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/24 "2008-12-17T01:12:53Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> And this will go better for you if you do not struggle against the restraints.

That’s actually the motto on my family coat of arms, BTW. (Of course, it’s translated from the Norman French.)

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/25 "2008-12-17T02:18:22Z")

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> [@Zeriel](#):
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> No way man. Here’s your heaven.
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> Garlic-infused olive oil, enough to toss with pasta.  
> “Enough” thick cut bacon or panchetta, cut into 1/2"-1" pieces  
> Handful of italian parsley, chopped roughly  
> Some pasta in corresponding amount to the olive oil.
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> Cook pasta. Fry bacon in olive oil. Gently cook parsley briefly in bacony olive oil. Toss all that shit together and eat it.

Damn, that sounds yummy. I wonder how it would taste with mushrooms…

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**Author:** ![Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d9b06d/32.png) [@Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichini_Sanshigo)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/26 "2008-12-17T02:57:56Z")

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I just made some pasta fah zooool. It was okay, but the I don’t think the bacon added that much. People more carnivorous than me may disagree.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/27 "2008-12-17T03:50:06Z")

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😃 From Illlinois/presidential politics to pasta-sauce recipes in one thread! I **love** the Dope!

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**Author:** ![AllWalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@AllWalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AllWalker)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/28 "2008-12-17T06:24:15Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> 😃 From Illlinois/presidential politics to pasta-sauce recipes in one thread! I **love** the Dope!

Kind of appropriate that the BBQ Pit would have recipies. More pittings should leave you feeling hungry.

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**Author:** ![What\_the](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f4b2a3/32.png) [@What\_the](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_the)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/29 "2008-12-17T12:02:27Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> Oh, veddy well. **What the … !!!** has been posting dishonest, disingenuous, and entirely stupid threads more or less suggested by his/its username for well more than a year now, sliming Obama and any other Dem or lib with hints and winks and nudges and utterly retarded suggestions of “liberal media” bias, and nobody has **called** the piece of shit on it AFAICR. I call it. **What** is a worthless lying chain-yanking RW subtroll whose shitbag brother-fucking mother, social criminal that she is, should have died of ovarian-uterine cancer without benefit of morphine that same drunken day she conceived it while rolling around in the slime of her own vomit and anybody’s and everybody’s semen, and **What** has a nonnegotiable and absolute moral and ethical obligation, whether by traditional or religious or utilitarian or deontological or communitarian norms, to take down its own dung-and-piss-crusted breeches and take some motor oil and a chainsaw and . . . wait, there are **some** rules even in the Pit, aren’t there?☹

Nicejob…you got all of the above pretty much correct. However, please note that I’ve been insulting the intelligence of you smart guys in GD for about 3 years now.

One thing I take exception to is the dishonesty part.

I think I know where you get that from though… Obviously you see the world thru your LibProgDem DicksuckingCuntlapping glasses and rarely if ever take them off. Since many GD posters prefer that fashion as well, you think the country is that way. Reinforcement.

As such if anyone questions Honest Obe or his people you consider it an affront to the Messiah of Change himself. Not just an affront, a specific accusation of things I’ve never accused him of.

So I invite everyone to read the thread you linked to and see who changed the subject from JJ Jr, Rahm, and Axelrod.

I also invite you, Brainy G, to bring up any other threads you wish and I’ll be happy to address the strawmen you like to create.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/30 "2008-12-17T15:01:59Z")

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> [@What\_the](#):
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> Nicejob…you got all of the above pretty much correct. However, please note that I’ve been insulting the intelligence of you smart guys in GD for about 3 years now.

I would like to note that this is entirely true. What the has been insulting people in Great Debates _and_ he is not a smart person.

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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/31 "2008-12-17T15:02:44Z")

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> [@Kat](#):
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> Damn, that sounds yummy. I wonder how it would taste with mushrooms…

I can imagine if you got some skinny or thinly sliced mushrooms to keep the textures coherent, it’d probably be really good.

The original recipe idea is a Nigella Lawson one, if I recall correctly, but it’s one I’ve internalized to a “toss whatever looks right in the pan” and it’s simple enough to reward that.

I should try it with different pig-based products–the panchetta experiment was amazingly good.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/32 "2008-12-17T15:25:42Z")

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> [@What\_the](#):
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> As such if anyone questions Honest Obe or his people you consider it an affront to the Messiah of Change himself. Not just an affront, a specific accusation of things I’ve never accused him of.

You never accused anyone of much of anything specifically because you were just flinging shit left and …well, left, without bothering with anything as petty as _evidence_. “Is Emmanuel involved? I know there’s absolutely nothing to say that he is, and a good deal to say he isn’t, but I’m just going to be a disingenuous fuck instead.”

> [@What the .... ?!?!](#):
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> Since many GD posters prefer that fashion as well, you think the country is that way.

Given that the country just elected a Democratic President by a decisive majority both in the Electoral College and the popular vote, and Democrats increased their majority in the House and the Senate, I’d say he’s closer to mainstream than you are.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/33 "2008-12-17T15:38:07Z")

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> [@What\_the](#):
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> However, please note that I’ve been insulting the intelligence of you smart guys in GD for about 3 years now.

Epic fail.

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**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/34 "2008-12-17T15:56:33Z")

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> [@What\_the](#):
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> However, please note that I’ve been insulting the intelligence of you smart guys in GD for about 3 years now.

> [@E-Sabbath](#):
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> I would like to note that this is entirely true. What the has been insulting people in Great Debates _and_ he is not a smart person.

I would like to point out that this is not entirely true. What the … !!! only thinks he has been insulting people (his incoherency hampers him 🙂 ) **and** he is not a smart person.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2008, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/35 "2008-12-17T17:01:57Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> That’s actually the motto on my family coat of arms, BTW. (Of course, it’s translated from the Norman French.)

“Some mornings, it just not worth the effort to chew through the leather straps.”

- Emo Phillips

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**Author:** ![What\_the](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f4b2a3/32.png) [@What\_the](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_the)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/36 "2008-12-18T11:33:21Z")

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> [@Captain\_Carrot](#):
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> You never accused anyone of much of anything specifically because you were just flinging shit left and …well, left, without bothering with anything as petty as _evidence_. “Is Emmanuel involved? I know there’s absolutely nothing to say that he is, and a good deal to say he isn’t, but I’m just going to be a disingenuous fuck instead.”  
> Given that the country just elected a Democratic President by a decisive majority both in the Electoral College and the popular vote, and Democrats increased their majority in the House and the Senate, I’d say he’s closer to mainstream than you are.

Asking a question = flinging shit … guess it depends on whether the question is directed at Honest Obe’s side or the hated W’s side.

And yes, I’m sure BrainyG is among the 53 and I was among the 46. You must agree with The Brain Eater that the Great Debaters and America’s newsrooms come pretty close to that breakdown then??

Sheesh, and I’m the one who is intellectually dishonest :dubious:

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/37 "2008-12-18T16:43:04Z")

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Making up thought-by-you-to-be-clever names for everybody doesn’t make you smart.

It just makes you . . . [del]10[/del] 8.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/38 "2008-12-18T18:12:10Z")

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> [@What\_the](#):
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> I’m the one who is intellectually dishonest

Hey, you said it.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/39 "2008-12-18T20:38:26Z")

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[Complete list](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=3903960) of GD threads started by **What.** On a cursory glance of the first page I see not a one that does not support and validate this Pitting.

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**Author:** ![What\_the](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f4b2a3/32.png) [@What\_the](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_the)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2008, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-what-the-for-being-an-intellectually-dishonest-piece-of-etc/477369/40 "2008-12-19T13:23:23Z")

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Hmmm… after 16 hours no one seems to care that \*\*BrainG’\*\*s link doesn’t work.

I don’t know what my catchy titles would prove. Granted they show that I bring up things that others would prefer didn’t get discussed.

Maybe he wants your help with the evidence of my alleged dishonesty that I asked for.

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