# I pit WiredBadger's use of grammar nazis

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 27, 2012, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509 "2012-07-27T00:41:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/41 "2012-07-27T17:43:35Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> I don’t really care what it started from. I, for one, do not appreciate being referred to as a [blank] nazi. Call me a martinet, call me a schoolmarm, call me a nitpicker, zealot, or fanatic, but don’t call me a nazi, thank you very much. And the people on Seinfeld are deeply unpleasant people. If anything, the fact that they do it on that show should be proof enough we should avoid it.

I think I’ll just call you a whiny pussy.

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**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/42 "2012-07-27T17:56:36Z")

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> [@wiredbadger](#):
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> i am here to have a conversation not write a book.

It’s kind of hard to have a conversation with someone who insists on mumbling.

If you’re going to post here regularly:  
[ul]  
[li]Use capital letters.[/li][li]Write in complete sentences.[/li][li]Put breaks between your paragraphs.[/li][/ul]  
If you don’t care enough about your ideas to make your posts readable, why should anyone else care enough to decipher them?

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/43 "2012-07-27T18:18:49Z")

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> [@woodstockbirdybird](#):
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> I think I’ll just call you a whiny pussy.

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/44 "2012-07-27T19:17:43Z")

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I will henceforth refer to myself as a Grammar Centurion.

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**Author:** ![perfectparanoia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a5b964/32.png) [@perfectparanoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/perfectparanoia)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/45 "2012-07-27T19:55:27Z")

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> [@wiredbadger](#):
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> i am here to have a conversation not write a book.

When you are having a conversation in real life with someone, you use pauses, inflection and body language to emphasize your point.

When you are having a written conversation (such as when posting on a message board), you do not have those tools. So, we use proper grammar and punctuation (not to mention white space) to get our point across.

I actually went into that thread quite interested (since studies can be interpreted differently so science CAN be opinion) and had to leave because I couldn’t easily understand your posts and the thread didn’t make much sense if I skipped them.

You are new here. The prevailing culture on this board would appreciate that you speak to us intelligibly. If you don’t want to to that, you will find an uphill battle.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/46 "2012-07-27T20:03:25Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> Call me a martinet, call me a schoolmarm, call me a nitpicker, zealot, or fanatic, but don’t call me a nazi, thank you very much.

How do you feel about being called a “stickler”?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/47 "2012-07-27T20:23:08Z")

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I think it was more than grammar. I think his thoughts are confusing. It appears that he thinks he knows more than he actually does.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/48 "2012-07-27T20:25:25Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> How do you feel about being called a “stickler”?

I got your “stickler” right here, pal.

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**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/49 "2012-07-27T21:24:13Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> Bolding mine.
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> Heh.

whut?

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/50 "2012-07-27T22:02:10Z")

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No grammar for you!

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/51 "2012-07-27T22:04:26Z")

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Isn’t grammar grammper’s wife?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/52 "2012-07-27T22:55:50Z")

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You know, maybe it _is_ a silly expression. I mean, the Nazis didn’t go around correcting Jews and gypsies. A grammar Nazi puts you in a camp. A conversation camp, perhaps.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/53 "2012-07-27T23:41:22Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> You know, maybe it _is_ a silly expression. I mean, the Nazis didn’t go around correcting Jews and gypsies. A grammar Nazi puts you in a camp. A conversation camp, perhaps.

Did you say conversation camp? didn’t you mean “happy camp”?

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**Author:** ![oxpictus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b19c9b/32.png) [@oxpictus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oxpictus)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/54 "2012-07-28T01:20:10Z")

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Argue as you wish. Our language enables us to express ourselves in paper-thin degrees of nuance; accompanied with proper punctuation one can post succinct and meaningful messages. Proper use of our language can display a high degree of intelligence and wit; sloppy writings suggest the opposite. Your choice.

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/55 "2012-07-28T02:05:13Z")

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I can nazi why this is such a big deal. 😕

🆒

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**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/56 "2012-07-28T03:13:05Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Great- a Nazi nazi nazi.

Nazi nazi nazi mushroom.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/57 "2012-07-28T03:13:37Z")

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> [@Rachellelogram](#):
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> I can nazi why this is such a big deal. 😕
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> 🆒

That’s cuz you can haz intertubez.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/58 "2012-07-28T04:01:33Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> A grammar Nazi puts you in a camp. A conversation camp, perhaps.

An Intercourse Camp? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/59 "2012-07-28T04:10:07Z")

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Yes please.

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-wiredbadgers-use-of-grammar-nazis/629509/60 "2012-07-28T04:28:43Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> Did you say conversation camp? didn’t you mean “happy camp”?

Eludidator Camp you mean.

We have our very own after all.

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