# I pit… you, anonymous straight dope user **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 24, 2005, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-anonymous-straight-dope-user/291784 "2005-02-24T23:35:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FlippyFly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FlippyFly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlippyFly)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-anonymous-straight-dope-user/291784/1 "2005-02-24T23:35:42Z")
I want to start a pit thread but I’m really not mad at anyone or anything, so here it goes. I am amazed at your stupidity for reading this thread. There is absolutely no fuckin’ content to this post. You’re probably the type who bets on those damn three card Monte games on the street too aren’t you. I am so god-damn pissed with you right now. How can you be such a slut? What, you’re just going to sit there all silent now? Quit sucking on your mama’s tittie and speak up! [sub]there you have it… hit me (or the next anonymous user) back with whatever you’ve got[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-anonymous-straight-dope-user/291784/2 "2005-02-24T23:39:10Z")
I just wanted to point out that the preview function means that I knew what was in this thread without opining it. I just came in here to insult you by calling you a sniveling little rat-faced git. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![FlippyFly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FlippyFly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlippyFly)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-anonymous-straight-dope-user/291784/3 "2005-02-24T23:45:08Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > I just wanted to point out that the preview function means that I knew what was in this thread without opining it. I just came in here to insult you by calling you a sniveling little rat-faced git. 😛 Well aren’t you smart, **Binarydrone** … with your preview and fancy insults that I have to look up… [sub]git - n : a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible; “the British call a contemptible person a `git’”[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-anonymous-straight-dope-user/291784/4 "2005-02-25T00:14:13Z")
**FlippyFly** , I pit you for starting a joke thread in the Pit. How about _dem_ apples? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-anonymous-straight-dope-user/291784/5 "2005-02-25T00:43:46Z")
:: Horrorstruck :: Just wait till **Lynn** gets here – you’ll be soooooorrrrrry! :: Flees :: ---
**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-anonymous-straight-dope-user/291784/6 "2005-02-25T02:03:38Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > I just wanted to point out that the preview function means that I knew what was in this thread without opining it. I just came in here to insult you by calling you a sniveling little rat-faced git. 😛 I bet you didn’t **open** it either 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-anonymous-straight-dope-user/291784/7 "2005-02-25T02:05:52Z")
> [@FlippyFly](#): > > git - n : a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible; "the British call a contemptible person a `git’ With “snivelling little rat-faced” in front of it, you had to look it up to be sure it was an insult? I think we all know what that says about you, you snivelling little rat-faced philanthropist. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-anonymous-straight-dope-user/291784/8 "2005-02-25T02:15:31Z")
I think I love you, **This Year’s Model**. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-anonymous-straight-dope-user/291784/9 "2005-02-25T02:25:09Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > I think I love you, **This Year’s Model**. A fan club! I have a fan club! ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-anonymous-straight-dope-user/291784/10 "2005-02-25T02:42:02Z")
> [@Merhouse](#): > > I bet you didn’t **open** it either 🙂 Damn straight! I have the power to post to threads without opening them. I have big brass balls. Every woman that I lay down gets up pregnant, if she gets up at all. Just having my shadow pass over people cures leprosy, makes strong men shit themselves strikes the sighted blind and makes blind men see. Oh, and I am also the most humble man you will ever meet. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-anonymous-straight-dope-user/291784/11 "2005-02-25T02:46:14Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > Damn straight! I have the power to post to threads without opening them. I have big brass balls. Every woman that I lay down gets up pregnant, if she gets up at all. Just having my shadow pass over people cures leprosy, makes strong men shit themselves strikes the sighted blind and makes blind men see. Oh, and I am also the most humble man you will ever meet. And you left out a comma. No wonder _you_ don’t have a fan club. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-anonymous-straight-dope-user/291784/12 "2005-02-25T02:50:47Z")
> [@FlippyFly](#): > > There is absolutely no fuckin’ content to this post. Just because the OP has no content doesn’t mean the responses are worthless. I csme here for the responses. And, on the whole, they are lot better than the OP. So there! ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2005, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-anonymous-straight-dope-user/291784/13 "2005-02-25T02:52:36Z")
This thread has absolutely no point. Locked. TVeblen Pit mod