# I pit you sorry sacks!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 22, 2006, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601 "2006-02-22T06:26:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/102 "2006-02-22T21:22:37Z")

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> [@Waverly](#):
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> You have low molecular weight, and are weekly cross-linked.

But what happens to her on the other six days? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/103 "2006-02-22T21:26:05Z")

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> [@Little Plastic Ninja](#):
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> And I’m a girl. Just for the record. Them bumps aren’t just gi-wrinkles.

Bumpy. Noted. This could also be the description of a French tickler, which itself could in turn be described as a Little Plastic Ninja. This has been very Zen for me.

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/104 "2006-02-22T21:29:30Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> But what happens to her on the other six days? :dubious:

Most people are lucky to get cross-linked once a week. Haven’t you seen the thread of 72 72 year-old virgins?

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/105 "2006-02-22T22:32:54Z")

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I keep hearing about this snark bb, but never can find it. Oh, well. I dunno if I’ve been pitted there or not–I’m probably too boring. (in a good way, of course).

I just don’t see where people have that kind of time–how does one spend an entire day enmeshed in the various brouhahas that go on? I am clueless. I am here alot and the interactions I have mean alot to me, to some extent. But there is RL out there–or maybe there isn’t for some folks(?)

I am not sure if I should aspire to be mentioned on the snarky bb or be glad that I am not “worthy” of notice. If anyone wants to email me the url of this strange place, I would appreciate it. I am always interested in native customs and rituals.

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**Author:** ![Walter\_Windchill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Walter\_Windchill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walter_Windchill)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/106 "2006-02-22T22:48:48Z")

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I found the deadjournal site, but didn’t know what to do next. I found a search page that didn’t work. That was about as far as my interest in the subject went, anyway.

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**Author:** ![DrLoveGun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@DrLoveGun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrLoveGun)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/107 "2006-02-22T23:10:56Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> I keep hearing about this snark bb, but never can find it. Oh, well. I dunno if I’ve been pitted there or not–I’m probably too boring. (in a good way, of course).
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> I just don’t see where people have that kind of time–how does one spend an entire day enmeshed in the various brouhahas that go on? I am clueless. I am here alot and the interactions I have mean alot to me, to some extent. But there is RL out there–or maybe there isn’t for some folks(?)
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> I am not sure if I should aspire to be mentioned on the snarky bb or be glad that I am not “worthy” of notice. If anyone wants to email me the url of this strange place, I would appreciate it. I am always interested in native customs and rituals.

\<link removed\>

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/108 "2006-02-22T23:13:19Z")

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I’ve never seen a case of Suicide By Mod unfolding in realtime. It’s kinda creepy.

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/109 "2006-02-22T23:14:05Z")

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And yet, I can’t look away.

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/110 "2006-02-22T23:16:44Z")

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> [@DrLoveGun](#):
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> As you wish

I do not think it means what you think it means.

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/111 "2006-02-22T23:17:59Z")

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Curses! Timely intervention by mods has made my joke nonsensical. ☹

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/112 "2006-02-22T23:19:01Z")

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Good God.

I asked for the url via email. I am beginning to wonder at the reading skills present. Or is a masochistic, self destruction thing?  
\<plucks at **Maureen’s** sleeve. time to go\>

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/113 "2006-02-22T23:19:56Z")

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Is it too late to get 5pm PST in the pool?

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/114 "2006-02-22T23:20:21Z")

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**DrLoveGun** , you’ve already been warned _in this thread_ for posting links to the snark board. Your posting priviledges are currently under discussion.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/115 "2006-02-22T23:22:34Z")

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> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> I asked for the url via email. I am beginning to wonder at the reading skills present. Or is a masochistic, self destruction thing?

The email address for you served up by the SDMB (thetruexs at…) doesn’t work. Mine should, if you wish to pursue this, though you aren’t going to be happy you went there.

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**Author:** ![deevee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@deevee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deevee)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/116 "2006-02-22T23:23:14Z")

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Could someone kindly email me the link that has been removed from so many posts? I just hate not knowing what I’m not supposed to know.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/117 "2006-02-22T23:24:23Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> I’ve never seen a case of Suicide By Mod unfolding in realtime. It’s kinda creepy.

What, you missed **Aldebaran’s** exit? That was a classic.

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/118 "2006-02-22T23:26:37Z")

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> [@Revenant Threshold](#):
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> Curses! Timely intervention by mods has made my joke nonsensical. ☹

On the contrary, it made it even funnier.

> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> \<plucks at Maureen’s sleeve. time to go\>

Oh, all right. **sil** , put me down for 7PST.

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**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/119 "2006-02-22T23:39:55Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> What, you missed **Aldebaran’s** exit? That was a classic.

Actually I caught it, and was totally baffled by it. IIRC I was in the process of defending one of his points when he began trying to pick a fight with me. I was a bit too confused as to what the heck was going on to notice all that much, but it seemed more like Suicide By Rampant Lunacy than Suicide By Mod.

Am I remembering incorrectly?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/120 "2006-02-22T23:42:18Z")

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> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> it seemed more like Suicide By Rampant Lunacy than Suicide By Mod.
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> Am I remembering incorrectly?

Naw, at that point it was Suicide By Any Available Implement.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/121 "2006-02-22T23:55:25Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> The email address for you served up by the SDMB (thetruexs at…) doesn’t work. Mine should, if you wish to pursue this, though you aren’t going to be happy you went there.

Does so. Nyah. 😛

**Mo** --I’ll buy you a drink. 🙂

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