# I pit you sorry sacks! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 22, 2006, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601 "2006-02-22T06:26:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![DrLoveGun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@DrLoveGun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrLoveGun)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/143 "2006-02-23T02:43:28Z")
> [@Waverly](#): > > The wheels of justice turn slowly. And they’re square. And arbitrary. Don’t forget arbitrary. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/145 "2006-02-23T02:52:06Z")
> [@DrLoveGun](#): > > And arbitrary. Don’t forget arbitrary. Only in your head, dude. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/146 "2006-02-23T02:52:57Z")
> [@DrLoveGun](#): > > And arbitrary. Don’t forget arbitrary. So now it’s our sad fault you can’t comprehend simple sentences? ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/147 "2006-02-23T02:58:18Z")
> [@Star Wars Holiday Special](#): > > ur dum Hey, let’s not hijack this into a discussion of ancient mesopotamian cities! ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/148 "2006-02-23T03:03:19Z")
> [@DrLoveGun](#): > > And arbitrary. Don’t forget arbitrary. Don’t worry, I’m sure the fickle dick of fate will spew justice all over your face soon enough. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/149 "2006-02-23T03:10:35Z")
> [@DrLoveGun](#): > > And arbitrary. Don’t forget arbitrary. Gee whiz. I wonder if there is a reason why it only seems arbitrary to you. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/150 "2006-02-23T03:16:16Z")
> [@Waverly](#): > > Don’t worry, I’m sure the fickle dick of fate will spew justice all over your face soon enough. Now THAT was poetic. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/151 "2006-02-23T03:20:27Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > Today we’ve secretly replaced the water used to brew **DrLoveGun** ’s coffee with urine from the cat next door. Let’s see how this drama queen handles it… ROFLMAO ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/152 "2006-02-23T03:27:07Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Brava! > > And **eleanorigby** , for the second time this is what I got back: Then how’s come others have gotten through? Knowing my luck, I’ve been spammed, cyber mugged or some other crappola that I’m unaware of. but at least 3 other Dopers ahve gotten thru in the past 2 days…maybe you trigger my spam filter or something? Sorry about that and all–I have the link and have looked at the site. People do this for fun? People never cease to amaze me. Have at it folks–whatever floats your boats. I find myself actually embarassed for the OP and his other half. Stop this now–what are you thinking? I for one will not feed the drama any more. Banished, depart or stay, it’s all one to me. But get over yourselves, quickly. Ye gods. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/153 "2006-02-23T03:34:11Z")
Off by 30 minutes, DAMMIT! ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2006, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601/154 "2006-02-23T03:52:52Z")
This one’s closed, we rounded up all the usual suspects. I’m sure a post will be forthcoming in ATMB. Have patience. We do. **samclem** moderator [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-you-sorry-sacks/345601.md?page=7)