# I pit your stupid bumper sticker! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 7, 2012, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499 "2012-07-07T04:46:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/141 "2012-07-13T18:15:30Z")
> [@greenslime1951](#): > > Absolute last place: “Denial is not a river in Egypt.” I’m not sure what this slogan with its thigh-slappingly hilarious pun is supposed to be saying, other than “I’m a moron,” which it admittedly does quite well. That’s an AA or NA thing. It means the driver is an ex-drunk or druggie… Yeah, I’d want to advertise _that!_ :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2012, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/142 "2012-07-13T21:38:38Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > Oh, those oval stickers…some local organization that I’m not familiar with had distributed quite a few in this area. Unfortunately, their organization is abbreviated “FAPS”. Yeah. LOL - that’s “Franklin Academy Parents”. The “S” should probably be lower case. I had a little chuckle the first time I saw one of those. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2012, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/143 "2012-07-14T00:20:23Z")
That’s it! It’s a bit jarring to see it on the back of a minivan. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2012, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/144 "2012-07-14T00:40:32Z")
I saw a bumper sticker that said “Rowsdower” I nearly peed my pants in astonishment. (google it if you’re curious). It’s pretty much the only good bumper sticker in existence. I think one saying, “I don’t like bumper stickers” would be kind of funny, but it’s also just a bit too lame to put on my car. ---
**Author:** ![Daylate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@Daylate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daylate)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2012, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/145 "2012-07-14T01:21:32Z")
Just about my favorite bumper sticker, seen about a year ago, and breathtaking in its display of sheer intelligence and reasoning power, said, in big letters; "GOD SAID IT, I BELIEVE IT, AND THAT’S THAT! ---
**Author:** ![BriGuyAG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dec6dc/32.png) [@BriGuyAG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BriGuyAG)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/146 "2012-08-30T17:15:17Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > That’s it! It’s a bit jarring to see it on the back of a minivan. Not so much a minivan, per se, but still jarring. Found [a picture](http://www.beyond-awesome.com/index.php?showimage=1502) of it online – I was just talking with a co-worker about that sticker and happened across this forum and thought I’d share. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/147 "2012-08-30T17:30:10Z")
> [@Celidin](#): > > There’s a large SUV in my neighborhood with a father, a mother, 2 boys, a girl and a dog … and a large red X through the mother. > > Divorced? Widower? In any case, that’s got to be giving those kids some psychological damage… > On a lighter note, this is my favorite variation of the jesus fish: > [Fish Fingers N Custard](http://www.etsy.com/listing/81198328/new-mouth-new-rules-car-decal) Last year I saw a minivan with these stickers, and they were labeled. On the left side of the window, was a stick figure woman and two girls and above it said “Us and Mom.” On the right side of the window – I swear to God I am not making this up - was a man and a woman with the words “Dad and his Whore.” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/148 "2012-08-30T18:14:45Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > I saw a bumper sticker that said “Rowsdower” I nearly peed my pants in astonishment. (google it if you’re curious). > > It’s pretty much the only good bumper sticker in existence. Oh I love that! I’m wondering if that was made special. ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/149 "2012-08-30T19:15:14Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Oh I love that! I’m wondering if that was made special. Nope, you can still get 'em [here.](http://www.mst3k.com/store/home.php?cat=9) ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/150 "2012-08-30T22:08:24Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I think most parents end up using the brag stickers because, let’s face it – if your little kid made the honor roll, and brought one home, wouldn’t you feel bad if you didn’t put it on your car? Kind of a guilt thing. I was a good student in high school, and I received one of those stickers. My parents didn’t put it on the car because it wouldn’t’ve been fair to my sister, who was also in school but was not a good student, and therefore never received such a sticker. An asshole acquaintance of my mother’s got his license taken away for driving on the sidewalk (“to avoid traffic”, he said. He’s getting senile.) So, when on vacation, I saw a bumper sticker saying “If you don’t like my driving, get off the sidewalk,” I jokingly suggested my mom get it for this guy. She took me seriously and was hell-bent on actually buying it for him, but luckily I persuaded her not to. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/151 "2012-08-30T23:43:39Z")
> [@Rachellelogram](#): > > Lettuce pray. Lettuce turnip & pea ---
**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/152 "2012-08-31T00:38:39Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > I like the zombie family pictograph. At least, the only time I’ve seen it. I have those! I first had wanted to mock the family pictographs by getting one adult woman sticker and then like, 30 cats. But then I saw they run like $3-4 each. No friggin way. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/153 "2012-08-31T01:14:04Z")
> [@Skammer](#): > > Last year I saw a minivan with these stickers, and they were labeled. On the left side of the window, was a stick figure woman and two girls and above it said “Us and Mom.” On the right side of the window – I swear to God I am not making this up - was a man and a woman with the words “Dad and his Whore.” Hah! The bitterness is strong with this one! [Pertinent xkcd comic.](http://www.xkcd.com/1033/) [This is the one that we’d like for our 2012 Mustang (the one on the right, that is).](http://www.xkcd.com/946/)🙂 [And this one just made me laugh a lot.](http://www.xkcd.com/1013/) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kath94](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/67e7ee/32.png) [@kath94](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kath94)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/154 "2012-08-31T20:11:30Z")
Just have to add my all-time favorite understated bumper sticker: “Born right the first time” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/155 "2012-09-01T17:52:34Z")
I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Student\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Student\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Student_Driver)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2012, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/156 "2012-09-01T18:32:09Z")
It’s a reference to the Christian term “born again” for someone who is saved. I still see a lot of the dorky “Terrorist Hunting License” stickers on cars and trucks around here. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2012, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/157 "2012-09-02T07:07:09Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I don’t get it. No snark intended but this is a funny username/post. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2012, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499/158 "2012-09-02T18:23:49Z")
> [@Student\_Driver](#): > > It’s a reference to the Christian term “born again” for someone who is saved. > > I still see a lot of the dorky “Terrorist Hunting License” stickers on cars and trucks around here. Now I want one that says “Tourist Hunting License”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-your-stupid-bumper-sticker/627499.md?page=7)