# I Polka-Dotted My Car

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-polka-dotted-my-car/754386>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 9, 2016, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-polka-dotted-my-car/754386 "2016-05-09T12:52:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-polka-dotted-my-car/754386/41 "2016-05-13T18:42:52Z")

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> [@Edward\_The\_Head](#):
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> They have vaccines for things like that you know.

Reminds me of the Skittles measles ad. But much less creepy!

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-polka-dotted-my-car/754386/42 "2016-05-13T19:00:10Z")

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The possibilities are really endless…stars, squares, rhombi…I’ll wait for vinyl tesseracts.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-polka-dotted-my-car/754386/43 "2016-05-13T20:42:09Z")

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I really like it!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2016, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-polka-dotted-my-car/754386/44 "2016-05-13T23:01:33Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> Now, for the next week, consider rearranging the dots every day! The people who park beside you will be, “Are the spots moving around on their own? Am I imagining this?”

The correct response to this would be “What spots?”

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