# I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932 "2018-04-06T17:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/181 "2018-04-19T18:25:40Z")
You’re off tomorrow, next day, and all the days after that, aren’t you, you welfare-sucking leech? Mmmm good, mmmm good, that’s what Campbell’s soups are, mmmm good. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/182 "2018-04-19T20:55:29Z")
Have you noticed the sodium content? I hope you plan on cutting out any extra salt for the next month. I just don’t feel like going to the kitchen and making dinner, my feet hurt. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2018, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/183 "2018-04-19T21:00:07Z")
You are always complaining. You ruin everything. I am watching ‘A Hard Days Night’ on TCM. So Beatlelicious! ---
**Author:** ![romadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@romadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romadea)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/184 "2018-04-20T00:29:13Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > You are always complaining. You ruin everything. > > I am watching ‘A Hard Days Night’ on TCM. > So Beatlelicious! You know the Beatles inspired the Manson family murders, right? My new co-worker is really cute. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/185 "2018-04-20T12:18:06Z")
Put it back in your pants. She’s Hope Hicksing your boss. Bob Ross painted many happy trees. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/186 "2018-04-21T04:56:09Z")
I’m pretty sure that guy was the first well programmed robot. He wasn’t alive, man! How can you think of joy? Have you looked at the world around you? Well, Have You? I stepped in some poop in my front yard. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/187 "2018-04-22T15:43:56Z")
Thanks, that was the beginning of my new, all natural compost pile. You idiot! My coffee was so good this morning, I am having seconds! ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/188 "2018-04-22T19:26:53Z")
That’s a little greedy don’t you think? I noticed you mentioned nothing about putting on a fresh pot for any other coffee drinkers. I’m hungry, I bought some delicious clementines, I think I’ll have one. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/189 "2018-04-22T21:41:43Z")
Ooooh! Get ahold of the Galloping Gourmet ovah heah! Too froo-froo to say oranges. Nooooo, they’re clementines. Like that makes any fucking difference. “Oh, but it’s a tangor, a \*hybrid \*orange.” Fine. Hope the extra money you spent to be a pretentious douchebag was worth it. BBC American is doing a bio on David Bowie. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/190 "2018-04-24T21:47:22Z")
Hey, we fought the Revolutionary War to throw off the British colonialist yoke, and here you are watching a show about an English dude on a UK-run network. America First, man! Speaking of patriotism, I’m teaching my niece the list of U.S. presidents in chronological order. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/191 "2018-04-24T22:06:02Z")
Why do you want to fill that young girls head with such nonsense? She’ll not have room for important things. It’s a beautiful afternoon in South Arkansas. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/192 "2018-04-24T23:11:48Z")
Have you no consideration for the rest of Arkansas? Sounds pretty darn selfish if you ask me, you enjoying the weather in your little corner of the world. We got no mail today, I like days with no mail. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/193 "2018-04-26T15:05:50Z")
Great, another marginalized loner type…sounds like we’ve got another Unabomber on our hands. When I’m at Dairy Queen I always have trouble deciding whether to order a blizzard or a chocolate dipped cone. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/194 "2018-04-26T22:09:41Z")
There’s other people waiting in line, you know. With things to do. \*Important \*things. Waste your own time deciding before getting there! I punched a nerd in line at Dairy Queen. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/195 "2018-04-28T04:26:11Z")
And you didn’t even consider the twerps, the geeks, or the dweebs? COME ON, MAN! I’m going to JazzFest tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/196 "2018-04-28T04:40:23Z")
Ptbbb jazz. They just make it up as they go along. I can do that. Dee DeDee De Dee dee dee I shredded my finger on a fromitz board heat sink. Blood is everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/197 "2018-04-28T05:11:51Z")
Dude, you are spreading your diseased fluids all over the place, clean that mess up now, and don’t tell me your finger is hurting. I am going to the movies tomorrow for the matinee. ---
**Author:** ![TallPoppy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@TallPoppy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TallPoppy)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/198 "2018-04-28T15:56:30Z")
What an idiot to take part in supporting the Hollywood elites!! Boycott the film industry of the masses! I need to get off the internet and grocery shop. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/199 "2018-04-28T16:42:01Z")
Don’t you know you can order food on the internet and have it delivered? What decade are yu living in anyway? It’s finally sunny and warm out today. My daily walk was a pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/200 "2018-04-28T17:06:11Z")
Try to have a little bit more empathy for those that maybe cannot enjoy a pleasurable walk because of a disability, injury, or illness. While you are at it, think of those that are not having such nice weather, it’s really not all about you, ya know! My husband and daughter have been out all day, it’s been nice and quiet just being home with the dogs. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=11)