# I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932 "2018-04-06T17:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/481 "2018-06-14T18:35:46Z")
Yeah, yeah, yeah… we get it. You have a wife, not a pillow with a picture of an anime girl on it. You can afford to pay for your lunch instead of searching for it in dumpsters like us, the common folk. You can even digest food like a healthy human.\* “La-di-da, look at me, I’m such a biiiiig deal…” \*. Now, if you are done bragging about yourself, some of us would like to continue with this thread, thank you very much. Klaatu Barada Nikto. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/482 "2018-06-14T19:20:13Z")
Spouting 66 year old movie references, are we? Why don’t you leave the sci-fi convention you’re attending, go home and tell your parents you’re moving out of their basement and get your own place. Don’t have enough money saved up, you say? Just sell your comics and My Little Pony collections! I’m heading off to the park to look for four-leaf clovers. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/483 "2018-06-14T19:50:43Z")
Well, if you see my dog Rover, keep it to yourself AND DON"T SING IT. It’s a nice day out. We’re not even supposed to get over 100F. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/484 "2018-06-14T20:00:02Z")
Nice? By what, your standards? Maybe think about other people once in awhile. I have a load of laundry in the dryer. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/485 "2018-06-14T20:01:36Z")
You are wasting electricity, and clothes dried outside smell better. I just had a lovely afternoon snack of coffee and oatmeal raisin cookies. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/486 "2018-06-15T01:50:44Z")
Well, there went the diet. Again. And you do know that caffeine this late in the day keeps you up at night, right? And you need all the beauty sleep you can get. I’m going to a concert this weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/487 "2018-06-15T04:27:18Z")
With your drug addled friends? Try not to overdose. I am watching a Beatles documentary. ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/488 "2018-06-15T04:32:19Z")
Well, God knows _the Beatles didn’t do any drugs._ It’s late, but I still need to work on the truck… ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/489 "2018-06-15T05:11:30Z")
So you can roll some coal all over those fags riding their bikes, right? Don’t forget the sticker in the rear window of Calvin pissing on Hillary. I’m sure your tired of winning so much. My butthole flaps are discolored. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/490 "2018-06-15T05:11:38Z")
A truck? You can’t think of the environment and drive some kind kind little hybrid or, even better, ride a bicycle? I hear that Netflix will soon have the entire Monty Python catalog; movies and TV. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/491 "2018-06-15T05:38:04Z")
Drag your refrigerator into the bathroom and turn your phone off. You don’t have a life. I’m binging on Dawkins and Hitchens and Harris on Youtube. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/492 "2018-06-15T06:17:33Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > So you can roll some coal all over those fags riding their bikes, right? Don’t forget the sticker in the rear window of Calvin pissing on Hillary. I’m sure your tired of winning so much. > > My butthole flaps are discolored. WTF?(I just couldnt let this pass) How in hell do you know? No don’t answer…I don’t want to know. I am seeing things I’d rather not see. I need brain bleach. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/493 "2018-06-15T12:42:52Z")
We’ve been recommending that ever since you joined. My workplace is letting us work half day Fridays in July & August! ---
**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/494 "2018-06-15T12:44:36Z")
Don’t brag, it’s been lying there cold and wrinkled for a week and a half! I will celebrate my weekend with an evening out with my friends! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/495 "2018-06-15T13:18:03Z")
Right, and I suppose you expect them to pay for your “celebration.” And don’t forget the free drugs. I got nine hours of “beauty sleep” last night, since I need all I can get. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/496 "2018-06-15T15:00:24Z")
It wasn’t enough. Trust me. I’m almost finished with the book I’m reading. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/497 "2018-06-15T15:10:40Z")
Good for you. I won’t spoil the ending by telling you what really happens to Bambi’s mom. I’m going to start watching a new Netflix series this evening. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/498 "2018-06-15T15:24:22Z")
How nice for you. Some of us have to work and actually do something productive for society, to keep you in the indolent, parasitical lifestyle to which you’ve so plainly become accustomed. You’re welcome. I’d never borrow money from these Fuggers: [Fugger family - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugger) ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/499 "2018-06-15T15:50:10Z")
Which would be great news for them, since we all know what a mooch you are and they would never, ever, see it back. \*“You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.” \*― **Albert Camus** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/500 "2018-06-15T18:29:31Z")
_Merde_, what does a dead French guy know about how I should live my life? I already even knew his name’s pronounced “Ca MOO.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=24) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=26)