# I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own. **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 6, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932 "2018-04-06T17:22:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/541 "2018-06-19T13:25:11Z")
Remember how to chew? Open your jaws. Close them again. Open. Close. Repeat until food is mashed and soft enough to swallow. This isn’t 100,000 BC. I had poutine for the first time last might. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/542 "2018-06-19T13:32:35Z")
Please take your Canadian snobbery elsewhere. I also noticed you didn’t offer to share. I like purple, it’s a nice color. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/543 "2018-06-19T16:28:22Z")
Purple is the color of royalty. I suppose you fancy yourself as a princess. Guess what? You’re not. You’re a commoner, just like the rest of us. I enjoyed an outdoor concert yesterday evening. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/544 "2018-06-19T16:44:29Z")
Well, la-ti-da. Must be nice not having to work or do something useful for society as a whole. _Parasite_. It’s sunny out today. ---
**Author:** ![Mikemike2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikemike2/32/305_2.png) [@Mikemike2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikemike2)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/545 "2018-06-19T18:05:18Z")
No kidding! What with that gas guzzler you drive pumping out those noxious greenhouse gasses. Don’t worry about the crops or planet or anything though. My dog is a papillon. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/546 "2018-06-19T18:56:55Z")
You know papillon translates to butterfly, right? What kind of stupid ass name is that for a breed of dog? I prefer to write with felt-tip pens. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/547 "2018-06-19T19:34:46Z")
You still _write_? What century do you live in? I’m attending a talk on Alexander Hamilton tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/548 "2018-06-19T20:31:28Z")
Oh, great, more tiresome necrophiliac adulation given to Dead White Males. Hey, it’s Tuesday! ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/549 "2018-06-19T20:50:02Z")
Yeah, it’s Tuesday. You got a problem with that? I chipped a tooth on a beer pretzel. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/550 "2018-06-20T00:36:46Z")
You were probably eating the beer pretzels while hanging out at the bar drinking too many beers, right? The dog looks so cute after being groomed today. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/551 "2018-06-20T03:51:27Z")
Think of how many meals for starving Third World children could have been bought with the money you wasted on a pampered, spoiled canine. I think I’ll go to bed now. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/552 "2018-06-20T04:01:12Z")
That’s literally all you do is sleep. Get up and do something lazy butt. My cat scratched me. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/553 "2018-06-20T05:17:51Z")
What did you do, dress it up in a pirate costume or a wedding dress or something? When I see such things I would want a cat to scratch MY eyes out! Today (yesterday) was our wedding anniversary. We saw Incredibles 2. ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/554 "2018-06-20T08:10:21Z")
That sounds wonderful! So you decided to celebrate by CONTRIBUTING TO THE DEATH OF MODERN CULTURE BY WATCHING YET ANOTHER SEQUEL! I mean, i’m glad that neither you nor your spouse had to suffer the terrors of having to enjoy something ORIGINAL. Yeah, I bet you can’t wait for the LIVE ACTION remake of the first one. If you’re using Windows, the Windows key + D will take you straight to Desktop. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/555 "2018-06-20T12:48:04Z")
Taking a shortcut, eh? You’re too damn good to use the mouse and just minimize your windows like a NORMAL person! My dress has pink flowers on it. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/556 "2018-06-20T13:12:04Z")
Ohhhhh, a cute little dress with pink flowers on it. How feminine stereotyped can you dress? I’m wearing work boots. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/557 "2018-06-20T14:16:33Z")
Well, if you’re going to wear work boots, you really should get off your lazy duff and do some actual work for a change. I enjoyed a cup of coffee while sitting on the deck this morning. ---
**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/558 "2018-06-20T14:43:06Z")
Wasting more time, I see. Did you even bother to wash the cup when you were done? I’m wearing a t-shirt I haven’t worn in a long time. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/559 "2018-06-20T15:58:52Z")
Is it a Winger shirt? I bet it’s a Winger shirt. Or some now-forgotten hair metal band. Wonder what the food truck in our parking lot will be today? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932/560 "2018-06-20T17:00:18Z")
Don’t just wonder - go see, or call, or ask somebody! Take some responsibility for your own damned life for a change, would ya? I don’t have a cat anymore. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-post-a-benign-comment-you-fake-offense-to-it-and-then-post-your-own/811932.md?page=29)